Now on to TMI Tuesday:

1. What's the sexiest gesture a person you are sexually interested can make? Other than stripping off her clothes, then grabbing my crotch and kissing me deeply? In a more public venue, maybe looking at me, smiling, and licking her lips. And putting lipstick on - I love watching a woman put on lipstick. The throw me some deep, dark, bittersweet chocolate!

2. What are 3 inevitable things about you? 1) My leg will get better, 2) I'll start working on my taxes soon, 3) I'm going to the Star Wars exhibit this Sunday!

3. How many types of orgasms have you experienced? 1) Getting excited too fast and not enough time to really enjoy it, 2) A very extended build-up with an intense release, 3) The all-day tease then a great release, 4) The just-right, 5) Alone, 6) With a partner. I'm sure there are others...

4. What asset do you have besides the physical and the material? Friends, family, my education, and my dear blog readers.

5. What do you want . . . . now? Lunch!!

Bonus (as in optional): Describe a sexy mind. Intelligent, clever, a dry sense of humor, not easily swayed, driven. But not naked - a brain on a table is not sexy.

Did you see Beyonce at the Grammy's Sunday night? I was flipping channels when I caught the begining of her performance. Wow! I've been in lust with her since she was in Austin Powers Goldmember. She was just incredible at the Grammys. Excuse me while I drool...

Edit: Not sure why the photos aren't clickable. The larger versions do look better. Any advice on how to make them clickable is appreciated.

Why just look at pictures in a lingerie catalog or website when you could watch this?: http://www.knickerpicker.com/dressing-room.asp

Its here! Its here! The Star Wars exhibit at the Franklin Institute starts Saturday!! I have tickets for the 17th, and I'm as giddy as the 11-year old I was when Star Wars premiered in 1977. Its going to be phenomenal. Anthony Daniels (C3PO) was on one Fox 29 news yesterday, another's today, as well as on the radio. There's supposed to be about 100 costumes Storm Troppers out front of the Institute on Saturday along with Mr. Daniels.

"Have you seen two 'droids around here?"

"Its like there's one of 'em on every corner!"

HomeBrewing 101

Here's a great set of videos from Sam Adams on homebrewing.

Front Loading Clothes Washers: Anyone have any feedback on them? My home's previous owners left a top-loader when I bought the house 10 years ago, and its on its last leg. Consumer Reports recommends a Frigidaire, and I can't find much other info in the way of reviews for it. Anyone have any feedback on the one they own?

Now on to TMI Tuesday #121!

1. By what nickname(s) were you known as a child? Slim, Slim Whitman (there were a lot of commercials for his albums on TV when I was in 8th grade. I was pretty skinny, and had a whisp of a mustache), Coach, Joey (as in Ramone).

2. Do you have a favorite poem and, if so, what is it? Recite it (or a snippet) here, please. "There once was a man from Nantuckette..."

3. What is your greatest regret in life, something that you failed to do that you wish you did? Nothing too significant comes to mind, so I don't really regret doing any of the things I've done too much. After answering the Bonus question, I once regretted not going into aerospace engineering or other field that would enable me to go into astronautics. I'm content that I didn't. The country and the US government have pretty much lost thier enthusiasm for the space program as compared to the '60's and '70's, and the opportunities just aren't there. A resurgance has started with the Ansari X-Prize, although that field is more for the well-monied. And I really wouldn't want to live in Texas or Florida.

4. You are tired and hungry, but it's too late to cook. If any snack food were available to you, what would you choose and why? Oreos, or Doritos Cool Ranch chips, or dark chocolate covered pretzels, or just put them all in a big bowl and I'll grab handfulls until I'm well-gorged.

5. What is the oldest item of clothing (not jewelry!) that you wear regularly and what do you love about it? I have a pair of Sperry Topsiders that I bought when I was a Junior in high school, so they are about 23 years old. I usually just wear them around the house as slippers in the winter or to go outside to get the newspaper, sometimes in the summer to the market. The soles have worn remarkably well, and there're just a few small holes in the leather. I love them because they are so old, stilll in one piece, and people make fun of them. I've thought about buying a new pair every now and again, but they just wouldn't be the same.

Bonus (as in optional): Name a movie or TV show that changed your thinking or behavior. Star Trek. I started watching when the episodes went into syndication in the early '70's, and I was totally hooked! Watching the Apollo missions on TV and Star Trek were what sparked my interest in science and eventually into engineering in college.

Another lesson in Philly Culture 101 (actually its the first)

Its that time of year when all of the great competitors meet in the toughest challenge they may face in their lifetime. Its that time for victories to be won by the champions, and for the losers to lick thier wounds and hope to compete again next year. It brings out the best and the worst in all who participate and watch first hand the event know as Wing Bowl!

This is one of the - great? sad? disgusting? amazing? - annual events in Philadelphia as seemingly only Philadelphians from the 700 Level could dream up. (The 700 Level was the top section in the old Veterans Stadium, and the folks who sat up there were not known to be the most respectful and dignified people on Earth.) Actually, the chicken wing eating contest started a local radio station, 610AM WIP, 16 years ago at the station and grew so large that they sell out the Wachovia Center. Its not for the feint of heart. There are the Wingettes (strippers), the rowdy (and drunk) crowd, the piles of chicken wings, and the competitors themselves. There's the eating, the vomiting, the flashing.

Joey Chestnut won againg this year, beating 5-time champ El Wingador again.

I've never been to it, but I have listened to it on the radio, seen highlights on TV, and the photos & video on the Internets. Its not something most people would put on the "Top 10 List of Events for Visitors to Attend" as it probably doesn't give the best impression of the city. It is a spectacle. I'll leave it to you to decide the kind of spectacle it is.

"The waiting is the hardest part..." as the song goes. I don't like being idle when I know there's things to be done.

Arrrrgh!! That feels better. Its been one of those weeks. Like last week. "Hurry up!" and now waiting. Waiting for people to stop arguing about the finer points of protocols and procedures so we can get back to work and back to the "Hurry up!" phase again. It seems as though some folks revel in the rhetorical. Why make a decision when they can bring more and more people into the discussion? And of course everyone is right and everyone is wrong. Around and around.

Anyway, two more weeks until my stress fracture should be healed. Not running is now driving me bonkers. At first it wasn't too bad, but now I'm antsy. The days are getting longer. I'm seeing more people out running. We haven't had much rain, snow or ice. Great temperatures for running. I organized an informal running club a few years ago. Looking at the race schedule in the Philly region over the next few months is both inspiring and frustrating. There are a lot of great races to be run. Not that I 've ever had any chance at winning. I have placed in my age group several times, though. I like the social aspects of races. Seeing friends, the competition, doing something in a group but also individually. I just have to be careful not to over do it and risk a re-fracture.

And then there's the homebrew competition. The secondary fermentation of my chocolate stout should be done in another week or so, and I'm anxious to see if it turns out well. The competition is in late February. Waiting....

The "new" running shoes I bought just before the stress fracture, two bottles of homebrewed chocolate stout, and the brace I've been wearing since the end of November.

Random thoughts for Friday

"Hurry up! and wait."

That seems to be the theme of work these last couple weeks. Something happens, so we scramble around like mad hornets to get the parts, create the paperwork, line up the contractors to do the mechanical work, then we wait while the paperwork gets approved so we can actually do the work. And by that time we have to "hurry up" to complete the work because management sat on the paperwork too long even though they are the ones that set the deadlines. Then the repaired equipment sits idle because they changed the schedule. Oh well, such is life.

Cell Phone Spam

Have you received any spam text messages on your cell phone yet? I've received a few. If you have, don't delete them right away. Contact your service provider and let them know you've received a spam text message and who sent it. They might give you credit for it, and also help you block future spam.

MBA School

Anyone here have an MBA? I've been thinking lately about considering to think more seriously about earning one. I'm on the fence about it. On one hand, it may enable me to earn a bigger salary, do different things where I work, and the company will pay for it if my grades are high enough. On the other hand, those job opportunities may take me away from engineering (better yet, get me out of the "hurry up! and wait" job), perhaps put me into middle management (they get the axe first, it seems, when it comes to layoffs). So I'm not sure. Perhaps I should work on earning something else. I just want to feel more productive about my work.

Fun on a Friday

Here's something fun to do while you're sitting here at your computer. You'll need to turn the sound on, and you'll need a microphone (hopefully your computer has one built in).

I wish I could report on some interesting happenings in my life lately, but its been rather dull. Not much going on these days. The stomach virus that's been going around swept through our house last week. The weather has been too cold to do much outside, and no snow to speak of.

One thing that has been on my mind and bothering me is something that happened on Sunday. I was driving to Ikea to buy a new desk lamp. I'm in the left lane (the lane that's going straight), and a big black Suburban comes up quickly behind me, so I speed up because I think its going to hit me. Then it pulls into the right lane (the lane that veers of to the right up ahead), and I figure its going to turn right. It pulls up along side of me and starts drifting towards me, no turn signals. So I speed up again to get out of its way. It does veer off to the right. Then a few moments later its behind me again, honking its horn like crazy. I pull into the parking lot, and it pulls up next to me, screaming something and honking at me. I ignored it and continued through the lot. It kept following me, so I turned around and started going back the way I came. After some more honking and screaming, it finally turned away from me and left the area. After this all happened, I realised that this person was probably trying to pass me on the right and became angry at me for not accommodating it. Where were the turn signals? I didn't see any. When has it become acceptable to pass in the right lane, especially when that lane is the right turn only lane? If they wanted to keep going straight, they should have just stayed behind me. I don't think I did anything wrong.

Here's TMI Tuesday #119!


1. What was your favorite book as a kid? "Rocket Ship Galileo" by Robert A. Heinlein. I read it in 5th grade as an assignment for a book report. Before that I really didn't have much interest in reading anything other than comics. After reading it I was hooked on science fiction! I spent most of my allowance on science fiction paperbacks in those days, and I occasionally re-read them. Its a big reason why I went into engineering.


2. If you were stranded on that proverbial desert island (again!), what book or books (up to 5) would you want to have with you?

1. "How To Be A Survivor"
2. "Survive on a Desert Island"
3. A very, very large phone book - to start fires with
4. "The Great Big Book of Everything" - it has everything inside!
5. The "real" Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

3. What was the first "naughty" book you read and in what way was it naughty? Probably one of my mom's drawing books when I was a child. She was a pretty good painter back in the day. It was a book to teach one how to draw the human form, and it had lots of nekkid drawings and photos. I just liked it because of the nekkid women.


4. If you were to publish your autobiography today, what would be the title? "Slightly Above Average" If I look at my life in numbers, I'm about average. Average height & weight. Average salary (for my profession). My current job is to keep the place running, to keep it average. Slightly above average running times for my age group for the various distances I've run. My house is about average for the neighborhood. My grades were excellent in high school, and about average in college.


5. Would you rather look at nude pictures/pornography or read erotic fiction and why? Look at pictures. I'm a guy - we're all about the visual thing. To be fair, I haven't really given erotic fiction too much of a chance. I'd much rather read about real erotic experiences. When I read about someones actual erotic experience, there's a chance (slim) that I could have a similar experience. Knowing that it actually happened makes it "hotter." Erotic fiction doesn't have that edge. Somebody fabricated it. The story developed as the author wanted it to develop. In real life there are always unexpected twists and turns. This is in contrast to the science fiction that I like to read. In science fiction, there's usually no chance that I could ever have those experiences in my lifetime, so reading about them is the only way I'll know about it.

Bonus (as in optional): Do you know the whereabouts today of the first person with whom you had sex? Yes.

Leg Update: I went to my doctor's appointment last night (In the snow! It finally snowed here in Philly! And then melted in today's 45 deg.F and sun). My stress fracture is making progress but not yet completely healed. He said that they usually take about 12 weeks, and I've been in the fracture boot for 7 weeks. I can take the boot off in the evenings at home. I go back in 4 weeks, on Valentine's Day. If this were the sort of thing that a bribe of a box of chocolates could fix, I'd bring him a truck load of it! Anyway, if it is healed by then, I'll have to get back to running slowly - walking first, short runs, and then not increasing my distances by any more than 10% at a time. This will knock out any chance of running the Broad Street 10-Miler in May and the Philly Distance Run in September. Looks like just 5Ks for this year.

My latest television fix: Ninja Warrior on the G4 network. Its a Japanese game show where the contestants have to complete obstacle courses. They start off with 100 contestants going through the first "stage" one at a time in a set amount of time. If one falls off the course and into the water below, they're out. As they go through the course, the announcer makes funny comments about them, and, as its a Japanese show, you have to read the subtitles. After the first stage, the remaining contestants go on to the second, third, and fourth stages. Some of the contestants wear the uniform of the profession they do in real life - they are usually the ones that don't make it too far. The few that get all the way to the end of the final stage are then named "Ninja Warriors."

They have different courses for males and females. I find it interesting to see how they solve the problems of getting through each obstacle along the course. Some are pure physical challenges like lifting something very heavy. Many are balance related - walking on a moving object, or stepping from one unstable post to another. And others are somewhat mental as the solution to going through the obstacle isn't intuitively obvious.

So if you're bored one night during this writers' strike, take a look at Ninja Warrior.

Oh man! I started TMI #117 last week and never finished as things were just too crazy. I bottled the chocolate stout that I brewed between Christmas and New Years. It looked pretty good and had a decent chocolate aroma. After a few weeks of bottle conditioning I'll be able to taste the results.

So here's TMI#117 followed by #118:

1) Do you have/ever had any dating or sex superstitions? (Wear 'lucky jeans' on first date, always light a vanilla candle, etc.) If so, what are they? Nope, no superstitions for me.

2) If you were stranded on the old deserted island, and a genie appeared who could only grant you one wish -- to bring one of the following people to join you, who would it be?- your spouse/significant other- an unrequited love or some person you've had a crush on- an old/past love- your best friend. I'd have to go with my SO. I don't think I'd be able to get along with any of the other people for the amount of time we'd be there.

3) Tell us "weather or not" you're in the mood -- how does rain, snow, sleet, scorching heat, sweltering humidity etc. affect your libido. Usually its the hot weather (but not scorching heat) that gets my libido going. Its probably due to wearing less clothing - I can see more of her (there's that male visual thing again), I feel more like having sex with fewer clothes on, and being warm is more conducive to wanting to have sex. Conversely, cold weather is a turn-off ("shrinkage"!). Rain can be a turn-on if its warm. Swimming and bathing always turn me on - my favorite time to have sex is right out of the shower.

4) Are you a crying drunk, an angry drunk, a 'I'm drunk, let's screw' sort of a drinker? (And, if you do not drink -- which one of those things is the reason?) I'm a "I'm getting too tired and I want to sleep" kind of drunk. After about two drinks I just start getting tired and all I want to do is find somewhere to nap or sleep.

5) Who turns you on the most & why: the activist, the author, the care-giver/healer (nurse, doctor, masseuse, herbalist, chiropractor etc.), the comedian, the educator (professor, teacher, mentor etc.), the model, the musician, the politician, the scientist. Hmmm, never knew a full-time activist, author, comedian, or politician, so they're all out. Care-givers/healers tend to look at sex too medically. Turn-ons: the model (they look good), educator (I've had more than one crush on a teacher), musicians (do singers count? a woman's voice can melt me like butter on a hot skillet), and the scientist (I'm an engineer, and I like the geek-chic look).

Bonus (as in optional): Looking back, what's the one thing you've done which was supposed to be erotic, but didn't quite work out? Introducing toys into our sex routine. She didn't like the vibrator - wouldn't even touch it or let me touch her with it. She's of the mind that "regular" people don't used those kinds of things. What boggles my mind is that she went to an all-girls college. She had to have known other girls that used them.

TMI #118

1. If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be? Very unique question! I can't say that any particular home comes to mind other than The Brady Bunch or Seinfeld. I wouldn't want to live with the Brady's - too many people, and listening to that hokey background music would drive me nuts. Seinfeld's apartment might be just right - its in a big city, near a diner, interesting people live in the building, and there's always cereal in the cupboards!

2. If you had a clone, what would you make it do so you could have free time? Do my job for me, sort of. I would quit the job I currently have and do something that I would really enjoy, like working in a brewery. That job doesn't pay as well, so if we both worked there, we'd have twice the income. And since we'd both really enjoy our job, it would be more like fun than "work", and having fun is what I'd want to do with my free time.

3. Who was your best friend when you were 8? When you were 13? I was in 3rd grade when I was 8, so my best friend was Tony. He moved after 3rd grade, so I never saw him after that. Rob was (and still is) my best friend since I was 13. We live in different states now, and I still consider him my best friend.

4. If you could travel anywhere, where would it be & why? I'd love to go back to Italy. We had so much fun when we were there about 10 years ago. The sights and food were amazing. I can still taste some of the things we ate. And Italian women - hubba, hubba!!

5. Would you hate loosing your sight or hearing most? My sight. My father's hearing is just about gone, so I'm assuming that my hearing will go when I'm his age anyway. Didn't I mention in TMI#117 that men are more stimulated visually? If my hearing goes, I can still look at all the pretty women, especially the ones that have cooking shows (e.g., Giada and Nigella). If my sight goes, I'll just end up listening to those same shows and never be able to see what they're cooking! And I'd miss going to the movies to see the big screen. And what's porn without pictures?!

Bonus (as in optional): Nature or nurture? Nurture. Nature gives you your body, so you don't have much of a choice there. Nurture teaches your mind, and you do have a choice in what you learn.

Check this out.

Well at least they didn't lose as bad as last year. The Buckeyes were their own worst enemy last night in New Orleans against LSU. Two personal fouls in a row, then more later. Three interceptions. A blocked field goal kick. If they played a tighter game, the score would have been much closer than 38-24. I don't think they would have won, but at least it would have been a more closely matched game. Just like last year, they scored first and seemed confident. A bit too confident, perhaps, for their own good.

Two losses in a row at the National Championship game. I've the feeling that even if they go undefeated next season, no one will have the confidence in them to rank them high enough to give them another bid for it. Not for a long time, and not unless there are some changes in the coaching staff. I like Tressel, it might be time for a change in the assistant coaching staff. They started the season ranked 7th, and they played like that last night. I agree with the BCS for looking into a 4-team playoff system in the future. It will at least get a better match-up for the title game.

I just need more coffee to stay awake today...

Let's go Buckeyes!!

The question that has been on most of your minds lately is "To what kind of music does Sheen listen?" Now, I know you're thinking "That question has not been on my mind." But now that you've read it, it is. So here are some of my recent iTunes purchases. Some were released last year, others are from my punker days in college (anyone been to Mean Mr. Mustards?), and some are - well they just are.

"Happy Birthday" Altered Images

"Snapshot" Art of Noise

"Stay" The Blue Nile

"Cannonball" The Breeders

"The Walls Came Down", "Everywhere I Go", "I Still Believe", "The Walls Came Down" The Call

"Tubthumping" Chumbawamba

"She Sells Sanctuary" The Cult

"Never Let Me Down Again" Depeche Mode

"Whip It" Devo

"Do It Clean" Echo And The Bunnymen

"The Hook and Sling" Eddie Bo

"Grip Like a Vice", "Doing It Right", "Titanic Vandalism", "The Wrath of Marcie", "Ladyflash" The Go! Team

"Just Like Honey", "Head On" Jesus And Mary Chain
"Eighties" Killing Joke

"Do It Again" The Kinks

"North American Scum" LCD Soundsystem

"I'm Bad" LL Cool J

"One Step Beyond" Madness

"Ultrasuede (Studio Outtake)" Matthew Sweet

"Every Day Is Halloween" Ministry

"Argument Clinic" Monty Python

"Boombox" Mosquitos

"Sex On Wheelz" My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult

"Little Fluffy Clouds (Dance Mix 2)" The Orb

"Debaser", "Here Comes Your Man", "Monkey Gone to Heaven", "Where Is My Mind?", "Gouge Away" Pixies

"Twiggy Twiggy/Twiggy Vs. James Bond" Pizzicato Five

"Love Missile F1-11" Pop Will Eat Itself

"A Deeper Shade of Soul" Ray Barretto

"Walkie Talkie Man" Steriogram

"Don't Box Me In" Stewart Copeland

"Wild Wild Life" Talking Heads

"This Is the Day", "Uncertain Smile" The The

"Don't Let's Start " They Might Be Giants

"Doctorin the Tardis" Timelords

"Go! (club Mix)" Tones On Tail

"Another Tricky Day", "Dangerous", "Eminence Front (Live)" The Who

"I Before e Exept After C" Yaz

The Christmas/New Year's summary:

• I was in blogland over the extended break, although I didn't post.
• Anyway, Christmas was excellent. The only bummer was no snow. Philly doesn't get too much snow in December.
• I brewed a batch of chocolate stout for the homebrew competition in February. I've never brewed with chocolate before, so this one will either be very good or very bad. I'll keep you posted on its progress through fermentation and bottling.
• New Year's was kind of on the quiet side. We stayed home on 12/31 and stayed up 'til midnight, almost falling asleep on the couch before the ball dropped. Watched the Mummers parade, the outdoor hockey match, and the Twilight Zone marathon on TV.
• Ate entirely too much food. And that's to be expected.

TMI Tuesday #116:


1. Last week was "The Most Wonderful time of the Year", but what are your favorite 2007 memories?

• Had the house re-sided. Now it looks pretty good.
• Ran more miles than 2006. I ran about 570 miles in 2007, and about 525 in 2006. I ran my first 1/2 marathon.
• Vacation in Avalon, NJ. I know what some of you may be thinking "New Jersey? You kiddin' me?" It really is nice there. You should give it a try.
• Won 2nd Place in the stout category at the local homebrew competition. I entered it just to get the judges' feedback. I never expected to place.
• Going out to Columbus, OH, to see my Buckeyes beat Wisconsin. Going back to my Alma Matter is always a treat!
• I'm sure there are more...

2. What is the best thing you learned in 2007? That I'm not indestructible. I thought that since I've been running for the past 20 years that I was past getting injured. Was I ever wrong! Now I just hope this stress fracture will heal well enough that I'll be able to run again as I did before.

3. On a scale of 1-10, how good was your 2007? I'd say about a 7. See #1 for the good stuff. See #5 for the bad.

4. What is your wish for 2008? What is your wish for someone else for 2008? For me, its a full recovery from this stress fracture so I can get back to running. I know it will take some time to heal, and then, if I'm lucky, I'll be able to pick up where I left off sooner rather than later. For others, good fortune and good health.

5. If you knew that you were going to die in 2008 what one thing would you do? Get my will/trust done. I've had this on the "To Do" list for a number of years and just haven't gotten around to it. This is something we all need to do. I had an uncle die last year who had a will/trust, and they just now got it resolved. I had a cousin die a few months ago without a will/trust, and my uncle & aunt are going through some tough times dealing with it and trying to settle his estate. If he had a will, that would be one less thing for them to deal with, and he would have had some say in the distribution of his belongings. Don't leave your estate for your family or the state to resolve.

Bonus (as in optional): Do you make New Year's resolutions? What is/are yours for 2008? Nope, none for me. I used to, and then realized that they are something that I should be doing all year long, not just at the new year. And they are just about the same every year: run more than last year, eat more healthy foods, kick the porn habit.

I received another early Christmas present yesterday. Or more like, I was randomly picked for it. I went to the barber shop for a haircut and the girl that I'm all ga-ga over cut my hair. Some background: The barbershop I go to is a very traditional place - barber pole, mostly male customers, sports memorabilia on the walls, antique barbering equipment on display, sports always on the televisions. They have a little pony chair for small kids, and give kids a certificate for their first haircuts. The place was started by the grandfather of the current owner, so it has a very homey feel to it. You can make an appointment, but most people just wait for the next available barber. I think there are 4 men and 5-6 women barbers there. One of the women is just the bomb! Since I always just put my name on the waiting list, she rarely cuts my hair. Last night I was lucky enough to sit in her chair. Not only is she very easy on the eyes, she does a great job. I'm one of those guys who gets a bit tongue-tied around pretty women, so I didn't have much to say. Needless to say, it was a great way to end a pretty boring day.

A question for the readers: How much do you tip you barber/beautician/hairstylist? My haircut was $16, and I usually let them keep the change. Is a 25% tip too much, too little, or about right? Its just the standard haircut - they don't wash your hair beforehand, or do any fancy styling other than some gel.

Okay, I think I know why I've been going out of my mind lately - lack of running. Its been about 2 months since my last run of any kind, and three weeks in this brace on my leg. I'm not sleeping as well as I used to. I've gained a few pounds. I'm not thinking as clearly. Arrrrgh!!

Anywho, on to ...

TMI Tuesday #114:

1. Are you done with your shopping yet? 90%. I've one last gift to buy - flannel pj's for her. I may just getting a pair of Nick & Nora's at Target. I was going to go today during my lunch break, but I left my wallet at home. If I don't like those, then I'll take a look at Victoria's Secret's pj's. Anyone have any better suggestions for flannel pj's?

2. What is your favorite sexual position? On top. (Didn't we have this question a while ago?) More control.

3. On a scale of 1-10, how open are you to trying new sexual things? 10!! But she's more of a 1, so we're at a 2.

4. What present are you hoping to get this year? Kind of a boring list this year. I only put one together because my brother and sisters and I have an exchange.

• A gift certificate to the local homebrew store as I want to brew up a new batch of beer after Christmas for the homebrew competition in February.
• A pair of cords from Land's End.
• The Preston & Steve Totally Office Calendar.
• The 72% Dark Chocolate Pound Plus chocolate bar from Trader Joe's.
• "Programmed to Run" by Thomas S. Miller, Ph.D.

5. With your current partner (or your last partner) how often was the sex better than just good? About 1/3 of the time. As the sex becomes better and better, the bar is raised.

Bonus (as in optional): Can a relationship that you are part of survive on sex alone? Could it survive a prolonged period of abstinence? No, and no. There has to be something more to the relationship. I mean, the sex at first may be so good that a lot of other problems are overlooked, but sooner or later they will surface. On the flip side, there has to be some sex. I can't do it all by myself all the time! lol (Otherwise, add one of these to my list above.)

Courtesy of Nuda: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARZxKkBr02Y

Saturday's Stuff To Do

REM's Fan Club Christmas gift:

One Christmas gift came early! New Doc's!

I was sorting my collection of Leg Show magazines:

One of my pairs of heels:

Okay, I didn't intend to freak everyone out with the last post. Now on to some normal stuff.

In this past week's TMI post I mentioned that Speed Racer was my favorite childhood cartoon. It is being made into a movie and I saw the trailer a few days ago on the web. Here's a link to it. Interesting take on a cartoon. But. To me it looks more "cartoon-ish" than the cartoon. Kind of like the movie version of "The Cat in the Hat." It worked in that film. However, I will hold my final opinion until I see it in the theater.

This isn't a post to make a point or preach. I just had some thoughts in my head today and I just wanted to write them down.

So I was tuned in to WMMR today in my car on the way to work. They were in the middle of a discussion about trany (transsexual) porn. And that this type of porn isn't about true transsexuals (i.e., complete sexual transformation) - they get the boob-job and maybe some other cosmetic plastic surgery, but they leave the boys down below. They were saying that some according to some source (mentioned right before I turned the radio on), this type of porn is becoming increasingly popular, and usually tops the search engine lists. Preston was saying that he seems to get a lot of e-mail from folks with a series of pictures of what appears to be a woman, and then as he scrolls down to the bottom, he finds that its really a transsexual. They were wondering why it is attractive and who finds it attractive.

A few people called into the show and said that the viewers/buyers are overwhelmingly heterosexual men. The DJ's found this interesting as they thought that it would appeal to homosexual males. A psychologist called in a confirmed that hetero men are the main viewers. A clerk at an adult store agreed. They talked about couple reasons for this, and I'll add my comments.

1. Porn addiction. One caller mentioned that some hetero men that are addicted to porn view this type of porn because it is "on the edge". Regular M/F or F/F porn in whatever combination or situation is too "normal" for the porn addict to get his fix. (M/M porn appeals, as expected, they said, mostly to homosexual males.) I'd say this is true. I've had my own confrontations with porn addiction and I know what they meant when they said that addicts are looking for "the edge" - something new and very different, something that may give them that "shock" of never have experienced/viewed something that gets the adrenaline going.

2. The "car wreck" effect. You know when you see a car wreck along the road and you look over as you pass by the ambulance to see what corpse looks like? That's another attraction to trany porn. I mean, with the clothes on, she looks (in the best cases) like a very beautiful woman - beautiful face, long hair, perfect breasts, long legs, all wrapped in nice clothes. Then as the clothes come off, she has the cock that would make anyone happy. How does she act? How does she use her equipment? Is she screwing a guy or a girl, or both? How do they react? But, more than not, she's not all that good looking and it is like looking at a car wreck. This was more the case for me. The times I've viewed it I didn't find it arousing at all, more so just to "see the wreck" and how convincing of a job did she have done.

Anyway, I just wrote this to get it out of my head for today.

TMI Tuesday #113:

1. Are you and early shopper or a late shopper? A bit of both. This year I'd say 90% has been completed early. I'm saving the last 10% for later (see #4).

2. What is your favorite cartoon (current or past)? Past: Speed Racer! If I could only find a model Mach 5 for my desk, and then paint my next car like it. Present: Jimmy Neutron, naturally.

3. On a scale of 1-10, how competent are you on home repair projects? 6. I know what I can do and what I cannot. Small electrical and carpentry projects I can do. I call the experts for the big jobs.

4. What is your favorite holiday tradition? I haven't had a chance to do this in years - a couple of life-long friends and I used to go out the afternoon of Christmas Eve with the excuse of "last minute shopping," but really head out to the bar for a few rounds of beer. We're all in different states now. Maybe this year I'll tell them to go to a nearby bar and we'll call each other from there.

5. Describe your favorite kiss? Do you give it or receive it? Hershey's Dark Chocolate Kisses. I give and receive them. Oh, you mean the other kind of kiss. I say we combine the two and pass a dark chocolate kiss between our lips while we kiss. And of course I'll lick up the mess it makes on your face!

Bonus (as in optional): What is the best holiday gift you have ever gotten? Best you've given? I'm sure the toys I received when I was a boy were the best received. Back then we didn't make lists for Santa - the presents just showed up on Christmas morning and we'd run around in surprise like crazy kids. Best given? Not sure - I forget to send out the "Gift Feedback" form to the recipients.

Christmas shopping, or just shopping in general: love it, hate it, or just get along with it?

For me its some of all three. I was at two different malls last Saturday getting my Christmas shopping done. I found a lot of great clothes for me, and resisted the temptation to buy any of them. Who knows if any of them were already in Santa's bag? And they'll all be marked down during the after-Christmas sales.

Shopping for others is a mixed bag. Gift certificate for my picky brother - easy. Gifts for Mom & Dad - I've just about given up. What they really need is better health, and that can't be bought. For my SO, I already had a few things, so I set out to get her a new purse & wallet and pajamas. After going to Macy's, Nordstroms, Bloomingdale's, Lord & Taylor, and a few other places, I've decided that I should have gone into fashion design. I know what I want and no one sells it. Pajamas - a thick flannel with a retro design, maybe Capri length pants. Not something pink with a little lace around the sleeves and legs that looks like something for Grandmother (forgive me, Grandma, for having to invoke you in this comparison). Not something thin, or made in China. I have the idea in my head, I just can't find it yet.

And purses! Ugh! Most of the junk out there have the over-stuffed, over-embellished, or over-the-hill look. Her style isn't to have the handbag jump out at you like a lot of them are. Conservative, but not frumpy. I finally found one at Wilson Leather that almost fit the bill. If I designed a handbag, I'd start with black leather, no contrasting stitching or big buckles. A good leather that won't scratch easy and keep its shape. It would have several interior pockets for the cell phone and compact, a key hook, and a couple zippered pockets. The lining wouldn't be black. I'd make it a lighter color to make it easier to find things. It would have a zipper across the top to keep things from falling out, and a flap to go over the top to hide the zipper and give it some more style. More square than round. I need to sketch this out for it to make any sense.

Okay, enough ranting. I need a cookie.

TMI Tuesday #112:

1. If your partner buys you a sexy little "something" is it a present for you or for your partner? Its a present for me. She's not the type to like to lounge around in silky clothes or wear stockings for herself.


2. What are 3 characteristics of "your type"? 1) Long, dark hair. The longer and the darker, the better! 2) Long legs. And best not covered by pants. Hosiery, yes; pants, no! (see the link in Q3 below) 3) A wry sense of humor.


3. On a scale of 1-10, how good a cook are you? I'm a 5 only because I love to make desserts, not cook "dinner" type stuff. I love to bake cookies, bread, cheesecake, brownies, pies, make ice cream, anything from scratch.


4. Tattoos: Love them or hate them. On you? On a partner? Hate them on me - I'm a needle scardy-cat. Maybe if it were on my back so I couldn't see it being done and I had a few beers in me. I think the right tattoo would look great on her, but she doesn't want one. I love tattoos at the base of a woman's back or on/around the hips in the front. This reminds me of my experience with a dom. She has "Goddess" tattooed across the base of her back, and I was given a very up-close and personal look at it (although there's not a good picture of it at the link). Also, when I was at Macy's on Saturday I saw this girl at the cosmetics counter with tattoos up both arms and across her chest as she had on a short-sleeve shirt that was unbuttoned enough to display her bra. At first I thought "Is that really appropriate for work?", then I thought "Of course it is! She's bringing in a different clientele than the stodgy old ladies that also work there." And she was a hottie in a goth-ie kind of way!

5. Stubble: Good or bad? How often do you shave? On me - bad. I shave my face 6 out of 7 days even though I *hate* shaving. I detest, deplore, despise it. But I look like a bum with stubble. And now some of it is turning grey. Although, if I did let the beard grow out (and my hair, gain about 50 lbs, and age about 15 years) I might look like Pierre Robert. I do keep the underarms and the boys down below cleanly shaven.

Bonus (as in optional):What are a few of your favorite things (both sexual non-sexual)?

1. Trader Joe's 72% Dark Chocolate Pound Plus bar. Insanely good and instantly gratifying.
2. Preston & Steve at WMMR. You guys rock!! Help with the Camp Out for Hunger if you can!
3. Running. I miss running as I do have a stress fracture in my tibia. No running for at least another 6 weeks while wearing one of those plastic and Velcro braces.
4. Beer. And not the BMC variety (Bud, Miller, Coors. I can't believe I even wrote the names!). I prefer microbrews and my own homebrew.
5. Stockings & panties. Not just for her, for me as well! But mainly for me.
6. All of my fellow Bloggers in Blogland. If you're reading this, that means you!

We were at the Philadelphia '76ers game last night. We had great seats, but it wasn't until we were just about there that I remembered that I left my camera at home. So, here are some photos and a video that I shot with my cell phone's camera. It was a close game for a while, and, as you might be able to see from the scoreboard picture, they lost.

And here's one of the dance squad. They wore these black outfits during the first half. Not nearly as nice as the blue & white they wore in the second half.

What Kind of Beer Are You? Thanks to BeerGirl

You Are Guinness

You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around.

What's" Your Beer Personality?

I was at the dentist last night for a cleaning. New hygienist, kind of reminded me of Rachel Ray. Anyway, as I was laying there with her hands in my mouth, I thought "Wouldn't it be great if those rubber gloves she's wearing didn't smell like rubber? Chocolate, lavender, vanilla, or even a perfume would be better. And mount a TV on the ceiling. And press your boob against my head. Ahh, much more comfortable now...

Better late than never ... TMI Tuesday:

1. Are you a member of the mile high club? Not yet. I used fly on a regular basis a few years ago, but never made the opportunity to do so.

2. What is the most public place you have ever had sex? A few different hotel rooms. Okay, not exactly public, but who knows if someone was on the other side of the door listening? That reminds me of one trip I was on in Puerto Rico. My room shared a party door with the room next door, and there was a young American couple staying in that room. Me being the perv opened my party door so I could more easily eavesdrop on them. One afternoon before dinner I was "relaxing" and heard them go in their room. With my ear to crack along the bottom of their party door, I listened to them talk first, make out, then get down to business. Neither was much of a talker or moaner during sex as I had hoped, or at least to provide some fodder for my "relaxing".

3. What is your most embarrassing family moment? Most of my childhood. Seriously, if you looked at some of the pictures of me when I was 4-12 years old from the early '70's, you'd be embarrassed too. I mean, come on, I looked like the poster boy for clumsy kids for Pete's sake. Bruised knees, broken arms, missing teeth, really bad hair cuts. And usually dressed in hand-me-downs from male and female relatives. We were by no means poor. Frugal would be the word. If it was still in decent condition, it was passed around until it fit someone.

4. What kind of birth control do you use? Condoms. Most of my friends have had a vasectomy because they don't like using condoms. I don't mind. In fact, I like trying all of the various designs on the market. Inspiral seems to be the current favorite. Some may say they take away the spontaneity, I don't think so. We've never had to stop because we weren't prepared.

5. Have you ever had sex in the snow? Rain? No, and no. Rain would be quite a turn on!! Snow would induce undesirable shrinkage.

Bonus (as in optional): Describe your flirting technique: innuendo, telling a dirty joke, talking about sex life, or physical contact? Eye contact first, then small talk, then back to eye contact, then small talk, etc. Its a wonder I've gotten as far as I have!

Hope everyone had a Happy Thanksgiving. It was a great day in the suburbs of Philadelphia - sunny, unseasonable warm temperatures in the mid-sixties, and lots 'o turkey in the Sheen household. In the morning we went to the local YMCA for the annual Gobble Wobble. I did the 2-mile walk, and my leg didn't bother me too much. Went home, put the bird in the oven, went outside to rake leaves, and then ate too much later in the afternoon. For desert we had Dutch apple and pumpkin pies, with the obligatory can of Reddi-Whip to squirt into each other's mouths. Couldn't have asked for a more perfect day.

Have you seen Bee Movie yet? We went on Saturday. Good movie if you're a Seinfeld fan, so I thought it was great.

Here's a question for all of the women readers out there. I'd like to get SWMBO (She Who Must Be Obeyed, pronounced "swim-bo") some very nice, totally awesome, unbelievably great, knock-your-socks-off, almost-orgasm-inducing flannel pajamas for Christmas. Any suggestions beyond Land's End or LL Bean? I want to get her something with some style, something that will finally get her to toss out those "I like to wear these old, faded, beat-up sweats with holes in them because they're comfortable" things she wears in the Winter months. (Yeah, I'd like her to wear some silky next-to-nothing, or nothing at all, but that ain't gonna happen every night from now until Spring.) I've asked A Slip of a Girl and The Lingerie Post for help, and the more the merrier.

And how 'bout them Buckeyes!! Rising up to #3 in the BCS poll, and the possibility to move up. Go Bucks!!

And now for TMI Tuesday #110:

1. What's the sexiest gesture a woman can make? Hmm, other than taking off her clothes and jumping on me? No, too obvious. Dangling her shoe off the end of her foot? That's pretty darn sexy. Applying lipstick in a very erotic manor while looking at you in the mirror with those come-hither eyes? Bingo!!

2. What are 3 inevitable things about you?

1. I will die.
2. I will pay taxes (even if it leads to #1).
3. I will run again once my leg gets better (even if it leads to #1).

3. What do you want . . . . now? A good leg to run on. The MRI's were taken last night, and I see the doctor next week. I *need* to run - I'm going through withdrawal.

4. What asset do you have besides the physical and the material? Spiritual. I'm Catholic, and I do believe in God.

5. Describe a sexy mind. A sexy mind is clever and had a dry British sense of humor. A sexy mind does not demonstrate itself by obvious, completely overt, and "in your face" displays of physical sex. It knows that the small details may be overlooked by others, but when seen by the right person, they hit the target like an a-bomb.

Bonus (as in optional): What are you thankful for this Thanksgiving? Where do I begin? I'm thankful for my family, my friends, my job, health, my blog-land friends, and that OSU beat Michigan!!

The Good: The Buckeyes beat the wolverines on Saturday!! Ohio State is going to the Rose Bowl!! SLIDESHOW: OSU v. Michigan - Sports

The Bad: I didn't run in the Philly 1/2 Marathon on Sunday. I went to the doctor last week, and I might have a stress fracture in my right leg. I go to get an MRI tonight to get a better picture of what's going on down there. Its not too bad so far - the pain is more like a bad bruise. Until we know what it is I don't have a running recovery plan. I'm getting a lot of other things done with all the time I'm not spending on running.


The Ugly:

• The weather: Its been cold and rainy yesterday and today. I hope it gets better by Thursday.
• Work: It pretty much sucked last week. Equipment seems to know to fall apart when its needed the most as it did. And then there's the required mountain of paperwork needed to put it back into service after the repair.

Buckeyes 10-1. "... ... ..."

Ugh! Its been a hella week so far at work, and I still have to go in Saturday and probably Sunday. Ugh! When it rains, it pours, as they say. At least I have...

and...

to get me through it all!

I promised these for Rat: