Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas to everyone! I hope you have a safe and happy holiday season. I'm hoping to have some play time between the holidays so keep an eye out for me on the web.

Some new clothes

Tenga Egg

Hi everyone! I'm on another trip this week and next with Thanksgiving in between.  Today before I drove across the state I stopped at the local adult store for something to keep me busy.  First, a video, BFF's#3. Its a typical lesbian flick.

The other thing I bought was a Tenga Egg. I bought the Wavy style. I'd seen these before and was always tempted to buy one. I figured I'd give it a try once I reached the hotel, but curiosity got my cat and I had to whip them (my cock and the egg) out while I was driving.  I may have mentioned this before - stroking my cock while driving on the highway. No one seems to notice so I just go about my business.  I opened the egg to find a white silicone blob with a hole in one end and a packet of lube. I thought the hole would be smaller and tighter, so at first I was a little disappointed. I worked up a woody and then slipped it on without lube (too messy in the car).  The silicone is very stretchy and pliable, so I was able to pull it down to the base of my shaft. It fit like a second skin, but it wanted to pull back up to the top unless I kept pulling it down. The silicone kept my cock nice and warm and the egg seemed to amplify my touches. I kept the teasing up for tens of miles and held back from cumming while driving. Pictures and test results while using lube to cum later ;)

Post-marathon Post

So its been 3 weeks since the marathon.  I knew there'd be some time needed for recovery, but, man, I just seem to be in some sort of funk.  About a week prior to the marathon I started what I thought was a cold or some other respiratory bug.  I have asthma and I wasn't breathing as well as I had been before the 'cold'. I usually take a puff of albuterol to open up my lungs prior to running.  Since then I've needed a puff about three times a day, running or not.  That 'cold' has been hanging around since then, and now I think its just allergies.  Hopefully the 3" of snow we received over the weekend will put a stop to that.  My right ankle also seems to be acting up a bit. The area at the top of the ankle seemed to stiffen a bit after the race, and continues to stiffen after every time I've run since then.  Any speed that I had prior to the marathon has also seemed to disappear.  Hopefully this is just part of the recovery process and not something more permanent.

Ball Busting - I'm in love with Her!!

Ball busting lessons - dont try this at home

Marathon & Traveling

Last Sunday I completed my first marathon!  It was tough and I really enjoyed it. My time was a few minutes longer than I predicted, so I'm very happy with my performance. I had a respiratory thing so that hindered me a bit.

Last week I was out of town for two nights, and this week it will be three. Lots of time to be naughty!! The only problem is that a co-worker is in the room next door so I can't be too vocal. And he has the rental car, so no trips to the mall or naughty places.

Interesting stat analysis of my site using Statcounter.com:  There was a user from Greensboro, NC, searching my site for the word "lotion".  No complaints about this. In fact I'm kind of flattered that someone is searching my site for something.  Thanks for stopping by!

Maybe Some Activity This Month

I recently moved back to a place I worked about six years ago.  It seems that everything has changed and nothing has changed.  One thing that I do look forward to is some traveling. Over the next two months I'll have several business trips.  I was on one last week. It was just an overnight trip so I didn't have anything fun planned other that surfing the 'net with the web cam on while wearing a bra and panties.  Which I spent way too much time doing.  The lack of sleep hit me the next several nights - not a good thing with a marathon to run this weekend.

Anyway, the upcoming trips will be with a few co-workers so I'm not sure I'll be able to do much more than spend time in my hotel room after work. I'd hate to run into any of them if I were dressed in drag.  Even a walk around the hotel's lobby will be off limits. I'll have to find some time to shop for some new clothes between trips, and all of my excursions will have to be the 'virtual' kind through my laptop's web cam.

During the last week's trip I logged into my Google+ account to see if anyone wanted to join a Hang Out, but there were problems with my connection and it kept dropping out. So then over to Chatropolis.com. Most of the chat rooms were either full or had almost no activity, but I hung around to watch the pictures being posted.  I also went over to At.com. There seems to be a lot of folks there, and there are some that watch my web cam, but no one really wanted to chat much.  I looked through my list of blogs and I should have posted something, maybe next time.  Then I watched some videos at Fantasti.cc.  By the time I went to bed I felt like I had wasted a lot of time for not much excitement.  I really enjoy getting dressed up and going out.

Google+

Is anyone else on Google+?  If so, you can find me here.  I haven't posted too much there yet.  The neat thing about it is that one can video chat with others.

Not much new around here to report on lately.  My lack of posting here and at my Tumblr site has mostly been due to a new job that has greatly decreased my time and ability for posting, as well as training for a marathon in October.  This new job will have some travel in the next few months and I'm hoping I'll be able to put the off hours to good use for the fun activities: shopping, crossdressing, Internet surfing & posting, and generally have a good time wanking my brains out.

First it was Hurricane Irene, now Lee's passing through.  I think I need to buy a boat, or find a Tardis!

Goodbye Irene, I'm happy you've moved on.

I felt the earthquake today.

Shoes

In today's Philly Inquirer this article was on the front page about the woman pictured above's love affair with heels. I had three immediate thoughts:

1) I'd love to see her feet in them, and then out of them.

2) I'd love to play with all of those heels - sniffing them, licking them, putting my cock in them and jerking off in them (then she finds me and orders me to lick the cum out of them!).

3) I wish my feet were a bit smaller and her's a bit larger so I could share wearing them with her.

I mean, if I were married to her, I'd be the happiest man alive. And I'd be sure to take care of her feet to the Nth degree.

I need this.

I haven't totally abandoned my blog. There have been a few changes in the last couple of months in my life. The writing was on the wall and I knew they'd happen eventually. Without getting into the details, let's just say that the stress and lack of opportunity has heightened my interest in crossdressing and all of my kinky interests. I'd love to be able to put life on hold for a week and indulge in a bit of debauchery.

Hmmm, what would I do for that week? I'd love to go to either Las Vegas or Miami, two place where I could do kinky things and not be too out of place. (Any other suggestions?) I'd only take a carry-on with a laptop, a few toiletries and books to get me through the flight. Upon landing I'd go to the nearest mall to buy new clothes - only women's clothes: panties, bras, stockings, garter belts, camisoles, white short-shorts, white pants, khaki shorts, polo shirts, tank tops, a few blouses, tennis shoes, a bikini and a one-piece bathing suit, and a few pair of heels. I'd buy some girly lotions, shampoos, shaving cream and a razor. After checking into the hotel I'd shower and shave off all body hair below my head and apply some of the fragrant body lotion. I'd paint my nails with the clear polish and apply a very light foundation, nothing too noticeable (I hope).

I'd get dressed in an outfit, probably the white short-shorts and a polo, and go out to show off. I'd love to see if anyone notices my smooth legs and outfit. The more that do and show some reaction would add to my excitement. I'd run into a group of maybe three women and a guy that take an interest in me at either a mall or coffee shop. The women would be of the superior, dominant type, and the guy would be on the feminine side of androgynous. They'd realize that humiliation turns me on and do what they can to publicly humiliate me - pointing & giggling at me loud enough for others to hear and take notice, then saying even more-overtly humiliating things. I'd try to leave and they would not let me off so easy. One of them would grab my hand while the others would say things like "Nice panties under those girly shorts!", "I have a pair of pink tennis shoes just like those!", and "That shirt is really to tight to be wearing a padded bra underneath!" As I'd stand there turning three shades of red a noticeable bulge would be forming in my shorts. "Oh, look, she's getting excited!" they'd say.

She'd pull me down to sit with them and they'd talk about me like I wasn't there, like an object for their amusement. "We could have so much fun with her, and she'd make a nice new sissy friend for our other toy" she'd say referring to the guy that was with them. "But is she really a girly-girl or just a wanna-be?" the other asked. "She looks pretty cute in that outfit, and we'd need to see more to be sure." "Well, we know she's wearing bright pink panties under those white short-shorts - what a slut! - and I'm sure that has to be a matching bra." "Let's find out" one of them says as she takes me by the wrist and pulls me out of my chair and out of the store.

And I'd submissively follow. Being around dominant women would be a real treat for me. I'd love to be told what to do and punished if I did things wrong. They'd play into my humiliation fantasies, taking me places to do so. They'd take me shopping, perhaps to a clothing store to try on clothes for them. The clothes would be more feminine than I'm used to and they'd get a kick out of seeing me in inappropriate clothes - things from the juniors section, skirts and dresses, clothes that are too small. The saleswomen would react in different ways, some laughing, some showing disgust, others maybe taking cellphone pictures of me.

Later we'd go back to my hotel room. They'd bring some toys with them. I'd be tied down on one of the beds spread eagle. They'd get the webcam started. The women would have some fun with themselves first. I'd be on the bed only able to watch, and the other sissy would serve them - picking up their discarded clothes, getting them drinks, things like that. She'd also keep me drinking plenty of water. The sights of them having sex would make me very horny, my cock straining in the panties and short-shorts. One of them would see this and laugh, and another would say "Let's have some fun" and take a Magic Wand vibrator and tuck it under my crotch. This would make me even more excited. "There's one rule for you: do not cum until given permission," and then she'd take a leather belt and swat me, leaving a red welt across my thighs. Lesson learned, I thought.

After a while all of that water I was being fed started to produce a very full bladder. I'd ask them to let me go to the bathroom to pee, and they'd just have me drink more water and some coffee. One the computer I could see that others were watching what was happening, more so enjoying the girls than me. As time passed, I'd really be straining not to pee, nor to orgasm. I'd cry out, plea, beg, anything to let them let me pee. Finally, they took pity on me "Okay, go ahead and pee, little girl." At first I thought they'd let me up, but the sissy slave placed a large pad under me. My look of confusion made them laugh. "No, dear, you have to pee where you are." Now I don't know about you, but peeing with an audience and with a vibrator under your balls is a tough thing to do. I tried to relax, but no go. They laughed more. I'd really have to concentrate on relaxing. Finally, the pee came out in a short, small streams, the warmth of the wetting panties and pad feeling good. Pissing came easier now, and it felt so good to as the pressure in my bladder went down. I must have peed for ages.

"Oh, look, our new sissy is all wet with her pee. She looks like she likes it," they'd say. One of them would stand over me and squat down above my cock. I'd strain to get my cock up high enough to touch her pussy. "No, no!" she'd say and slap me firmly across my face. She'd spread her pussy lips open and then let out a stream of pee, covering my cock and belly. "See, she likes to be pissed on," she'd say to the others. Another would say "Let's see how much she likes it," and would squat down over my face. "Drink up and you'll be rewarded. Spill and you'll be punished." Her stream would start slow at first so she could aim properly into my mouth, then she'd relax and let go. I'd try, I'd really try to gulp down as much as I could. The other two women would just laugh at me trying. Her pee would flow over my face when I'd close my mouth to swallow, wetting my hair, face and neck. The harder I'd try, the more I'd fail. Finally, she'd stop and lightly brush her pussy over my forehead to sop up the residual drops.

"Hmm, not a very good job, sissy," she'd say. "How shall we punish her?" the others would say. "Do you need to pee?" they asked the other sissy. It was more of a demand than a request. The other sissy seemed to know what to do. She'd pull her panties down and straddle my face. At first I'd think she'd just pee on my face. But I wouldn't be that lucky. One of the women would slap my balls hard. "Open up!" she'd demand and then put an O-ring gag in my mouth to keep it open. Sissy would put her cock in my mouth and would start to fuck it. I'd really not like this. I'd try to close my mouth every time she'd take her cock out. And then another slap to my balls, and another, and another. Finally I just let her use my mouth. "No cumming!" one of the women would say. Instead, the sissy would just leave her cock in my mouth. I'd be confused, but after a couple of minutes I'd realize why she stopped - she needed to relax in order to pee in my mouth. I'd try to move my mouth away, anything to get her peeing cock out of my mouth. And then I'd feel someone punching my balls, or maybe they were kicking them. Either way I'd let sissy finish as I writhed in pain.

I'd be a soaking wet mess by the end of that, restrained and humiliated. As I'd realize what had happened, my cock would start to stiffen as the pain/pleasure of the session sunk in. "She has potential," they'd say then leave me there as they'd clean themselves up, get dressed, and then leave the room until many hours later.

This looks like fun!

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New Panties!!

May is National Masturbation Month

I might be telling you old news, May is National Masturbation Month as cited here, here, here, and here.

Now that I'm aware of it I have to catch up on not doing the deed for the last 5 days and also today. Looks like I'll have a happy and busy weekend ahead of me ;)

"So how does Sheen do it?" you may be asking. When I have the time for a long session, I like to shower first. This gives me a chance to shave everything smooth and be clean. Scented body lotion all over. I put on some pretty lingerie to wear - garter belt and stockings, a nice bra, panties, and maybe a pair of heels. The tactile and visual sensations that lingerie brings to me really get me horny. Then I head over to the computer with a towel and lotion to surf for pictures, videos, and blogs to read about your sexy exploits for an hour or so. Since masturbation alone is no fun I'll find a cam site. However, I haven't really found one that I love (Please, please let me know if you know of a good one!). Then I'll call the phone sex line that I've been using for many years. I do like the exhibitionist nature of cams and calls. The nature of the calls vary depending on my mood and how pervy my mind is that day. In any case, by the end of the call I'm usually very well worked up and have had an intense orgasm. Back to the shower...

Tell me how you do it. Favorite place, article of clothing, picture, video, method, toy? Better yet, send me a picture and you'll know that you've helped me celebrate!

TMI Thursday

Thanks to Ashly Star for this survey (through Amorous Ebony):

1. In the past 72 hours, have you been under the influence of alcohol? Yes, had a homebrewed beer last night.

2. Have you ever made out with someone in a bathroom? No :(

3. What were you doing at 11 last night? Sleeping

4. Are you wearing anything you borrowed from someone? Not now, but I have worn borrowed panties and stockings.

5. What are you listening to? Daft Punk.

6. Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum? I like art museums.

7. How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now? None.

8. Has anyone ever called you at midnight on your birthday? No, so call me!

9. Have you ever slept in the same bed as your best friend? Yes!

10. How much cash do you have in your wallet? $94

11.Have you ever used fake tan (out of the bottle) lotion, cream, spray, etc? No.

12. What do you think of girls sixteen and younger going on the pill? She shouldn't be doing something that she'd need to go on the pill.

13. Would you rather be stuck in the pouring rain, or in a snowstorm? Rain. I like running in the rain, and being wet makes me horny.

14. Would you rather your boss or a random neighbor see you naked? Random neighbor.

15. If you were single, would you rather have sex with the 5th person in your cell contacts, or the 5th to last? 5th from the top.

16. Would you rather sleep for 3 days, or stay awake for 3 days? Sleep, I really need some.

17. Would you rather be arrested for a DUI or getting caught having sex in public? Sex in public. It might be illegal, but no one will get hurt by it (or only if I'm lucky ;) )

18. If you had to, would you rather take a bath in a lake or in the ocean? Lake, fresh water is better than salt water.

19. Would you rather be just rich, or rich and famous? Rich. I'd rather not be famous.

20. Have you ever ridden on a motorcycle? Yes, when I was a kid.

21. Are you wearing jeans right now? No, khakis.

22. Where is your significant other right now? At home I think.

23. Did your birthday come yet this year? October, so call me then!

24. Have you ever taken Ambien to fall asleep? No.

25. Do you own a Snuggie? No, but I know someone that does.

26. Do you own a zebra print bag? No, I don't think I'd look good with one.

27. Have you ever dated someone who had more than 5 tattoos? No.

28. Do you know all the first and last names of every person you had sex with? Yes.

29. If you could have any superpower, what would it be? I'd love to be able to change into a woman at will. I mean, as a crossdresser, I'd love to be able to shop and wear women's clothes that really fit properly. But I'd probably use my powers for no good and be a really slutty lesbian.

30. Favorite hangover cure? Drink water before bed and after waking up. Eat.

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ABC Fun: Vera's Lesbian Adventures

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Running Update

I ran the St. Luke's half-marathon on Sunday and it was perfect! The cloudless day started in the 50's and warmed into the 60's by the end of the race. I ran my fastest 13.1 miles so far, a bit under 1:44! I've another half in three weeks. Stay tuned...

Spring isn't the only thing springing up...

I know, I haven't posted much lately. Work has been very busy and I've been putting a lot more time into running in the off hours than before. I've signed up for a marathon in the fall as well as three half-marathons in the mean time, so I'm running 5 days a week.

This has meant that I've not had much time to engage in crossdressing activities - shopping, dressing up, going out. It does not mean that the interest and yearning to do so has subsided, not at all! With spring and summer fashions out in stores and women dressing for the warmer weather, I'm just as in to it as ever. JamieLin recently wrote a post about crossdressing and running, something I've dabbled in a bit. During a trip to Miami last year I wore a pair of women's running shorts, a women's tank top, and those socks with the fuzzy ball on the back while running. It was not as big a deal as it might seem as it was already dark out when I ran. I don't think anyone really noticed. Another time I wore a blue running bra under a white shirt, and again, not a big deal as it was at night. I'd love to either run in a running dress or skirt in the daytime. SkirtSports has the best women's athletic wear that I've seen. An outfit from there would be divine! The only problem I can foresee is that I'd be so giddy I'd probably have a boner poking out, lol! It might be more accepted if I wore a big fuzzy pink wig, too. BTW, there's a guy that's been running marathons all over the country for years in a pink ballet tutu, not so much for crossdressing's sake and more for the humor aspect I think.

Hmm, the more I think about it, the more I want to do it. A skirt, a shimmel, and some girly running socks (knee-hi compression socks with stripes! or these. Probably not women's shoes, though, as they'd be murder on my feet, lol! Gotta run....

I feel like such a dork today - I'm wearing black shoes and a brown belt. I can't believe I didn't put the black belt on today. Argh!

Not much new to post today. I was supposed to go another business trip in the next month or so, but it looks like that will be scrapped. Hope everyone is doing well. Here's a favorite picture for your enjoyment.

I'm spending way too much time over at Tumblr.

Tumblr

Do you have a Tumblr.com account? Would you like to view mine?

I started one a while ago and didn't do much with it. Lately, I've spent more time there, mostly reposting things I like and adding some original content when I can. If you have an account there, let me know the address and I'll follow you.

Happy New Year everyone! It's been a busy holiday season and the time always seems to fly by too fast. The East Coast is awaiting another snow event that's to start later today, so folks are lining up at the grocery stores for milk, eggs, and bread - the classic "French Toast" storm supplies. We did get some snow just after Christmas, and then some last week. Hopefully I can get a 5-mile run in before it gets too deep tonight.

Anyway, not much happened over the holidays. I bottled a batch of beer that I brewed in November, and brewed another batch that I'll bottle next week sometime. I did have some time to try out the web cam while surfing to a couple chat sites. I've found that most participants are kids and males, with a good percentage of them just showing/stroking their cocks. Very few women, and most of them look to be under eighteen. I had to scan through many, many, many users to find anyone decent to chat with (i.e., female and not disconnecting from me). Chatting with pairs of women are the most fun. They always want to see some dick, and I'm very much willing to oblige. I don't really care if they don't show anything as I do like the CFNM (clothed female, naked male) thing and humiliation.

I haven't gotten any new lingerie lately, and I'm itching to buy some, as well as some new pants and tops. It looks like I'll have a business trip to Florida sometime in February and I'm already making plans for the evenings: trips to the shoe store to buy a new pair of heels; the video store to rent a couple of porn DVDs to watch; to the outlet mall for a new pair of women's jeans or pants and a new top, some new panties and a new bra, and stockings. And I'll pick up a web cam for my laptop. I figure I'll go to one of the cam sites and dress/undress for whomever will watch. Maybe they'll challenge me to a dare, and I'm sure I'd do it. I'll also go out to a few places dressed - the video store, the coffee shop, the adult book store, maybe a restaurant.

I'll keep you posted on my plans as they develop. Let me know if you'd care to video chat.