Ran another 5K last night, 23:35 was my time. Not my best, but you should have seen the hill at mile 2! It was about 3/4 mile long and up, up, up it went! This was the first time I had run this specific race. I knew there was a hill and had no idea of the incline. In retrospect I think I could have run a bit faster. That is the goal for next year. In the mean time, I've registered for the Philly Distance Run, a 13.1 mile half marathon in September. This will be my first half marathon so no time goal just yet.
Fish: One of the sucker fish has shuffled off to the great ocean. I figured out over the weekend how to get the filter that the neighbors gave working, and it really needs to be replaced. It is also missing the carbon filter section. I think the fish died because too many toxins are building up in the tank. We replaced some water today, and I plan to go to the aquarium store to buy a new filter, another sucker fish, gravel to replace the sand in the tank, and a siphon to clean the tank easier. Maybe even one of those little toy deep sea divers to put on the bottom.
TMI Time again!
1. If you were to face the Wizard of Oz, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? More courage. I'm a chicken when it comes to needles and blood. I've always been afraid of giving blood, something that we should all do.
2. Have you ever gone to court for anything? Yes. What for? To contest a speeding ticket. Luckily I spoke to the police officer before the hearing and he agreed to drop the charges since it was my first offence. No more speeding to the Post Office during lunch for me!
3. What was the last thing you did that you previously told yourself you wouldn't do? Phone sex. I said to myself that I wouldn't do it again. But... I was alone Saturday afternoon for a few hours and surfing for porn on the Internet led to masturbation which led to needing more than just that to get off in a big way.
4. Did you ever have a summer fling while on vacation? No. When I was a kid our vacations were just day trips to Cedar Point. I went on Spring Break only once in college and we unknowingly went to Marco Island, FL, where it was mostly retired folks.
5. Have you ever done anything sexual with someone who's name you never knew? Not yet!
Bonus (as in optional): What is the best way to mend a broken heart? Go out and do something, anything, just don't sit at home and dwell on it.
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Wednesday's 5K: I ran another 5K race last night. My unofficial time was 22:10 which is one of my fastest. I didn't even come close to placing in my age group as there were way too many 40-40 yr olds running. Small races = awards, large races = hmm, well, more chicks in tight running clothes to look at. I ran with the cute girl that I see at many of the local races. She was just a few steps in front of me for most of the race. I prefer running behind her - gives me something to concentrate on. I saw through her shirt that she has a small tattoo at the base of her back, and I'm not sure what it is. From a picture I saw of her from another race I think she may also have another tattoo on her upper thigh. Hmmm, I'll have to be creative to determine if she does. Not sure if "Can you pull up your shorts so I can look at your upper thighs?" would be too appropriate.
Interesting radio talk today. One of yesterday's TMI questions was about getting injured during sex. That's what they were talking about today. A few interesting stories. I'll have to download the podcast to listen to the whole show. Could one of the folks from the station be a TMI'er too?
Interesting radio talk today. One of yesterday's TMI questions was about getting injured during sex. That's what they were talking about today. A few interesting stories. I'll have to download the podcast to listen to the whole show. Could one of the folks from the station be a TMI'er too?
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
New Fish: A neighbor is moving and they can't take their fish with them, so I'm now the proud owner of a fish tank and fish. There are three types of fish and I'm not sure what they are. I'll post a picture soon and you can help me figure them out.
Hot MILF: On my daily commute to work since May I've noticed this really hot MILF walking every morning. Not sure if she's just out walking or walking to work. She's about 5'9" or so, average build, dark hair down past her shoulders, very pretty face, and always wears Capri pants. She makes my commute something to look forward to (in addition to listening to Preston & Steve on WMMR). If I get the chance I'll take a picture and post it so we can all share in her goodness.
Hot MILF: On my daily commute to work since May I've noticed this really hot MILF walking every morning. Not sure if she's just out walking or walking to work. She's about 5'9" or so, average build, dark hair down past her shoulders, very pretty face, and always wears Capri pants. She makes my commute something to look forward to (in addition to listening to Preston & Steve on WMMR). If I get the chance I'll take a picture and post it so we can all share in her goodness.
And now for TMI Tuesday:
1. What is the meanest thing you've ever done/said to a lover/loved one? "Mean" is a matter of perception. She probably thought that when I told her that I crossdress was the meanest thing. See #7 for what I think was the meanest thing I did.
2. Have you ever had sex on an elevator? Not yet....
3. Have you ever lied about a rash and said it was a birthmark? OR Have you ever lied about a birthmark and said it was a rash? No, but I do lie about a scar I have on the side of my chest - "Yep, it was a knife fight. You should have seen what I did to the other guy..."
4. Have you ever had sex on a beach or in the water at a beach/pool? Argh, not yet either. I'd like to do it in the pool. Not on a beach - too many places for sand to get into and grind.
5. How old are you? How old do you feel? =P I'm 40, and I feel like I'm 25. In fact, I feel better than I did at 25. I've been a runner since I was 19 and I'm in the best shape of my life. I still have clothes that I wear today that I had when I was 19.
6. Have you or your partner been injured so badly during sex that you/they had to go to the hospital? No, and that's one thing that I hope doesn't happen!
7. Have you been to a strip club or "titty bar"? (Hooters does NOT count.) If so, did you get a lap dance? Sure! Several time in several other states. Yeah, the first two times it was kind of neat, but then it was kind of like "Ewe!! Where's she been before me?!" I haven't been to one of those places in over 10 years and I don't really have plans on going to one again.
Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever had a "blog crush" (i.e., a crush on someone, of whatever gender, that you haven't met in person but only know through their blog)? Who? (Link, please, if you dare!) =P Of course, and their links are to the right. Not naming names to protect the innocent.
Friday, June 08, 2007
Yea!!! Thanks to advice from Amorous Rocker I now have better control over my blog roll. If there's anything I can do for you, Rocker, please let me know.
Today is just one of those days. It surface-of-the-sun hot out there, nice and cool in here in the A/C, and my mind is wandering ... what would be a good fantasy for this afternoon be ...
... There's a knock at my door. I quickly pull on a pair of shorts and a t-shirt and answer the door. There are two women saying they are taking a poll of people's Internet surfing habits and would like to ask a few questions if they could. The blond is a 20-ish girl wearing lime-green capri pants, a white polo shirt, and white kitten heels. The clothes are a bit tight on her curvy figure, but not too tight. The other woman is in her mid 40's, shoulder length straight black hair, white blouse, khaki skirt, and black pumps. I agree and they start asking away - a lot of 'yes/no' questions. After about five minutes I ask how much more. They say there's 100 questions, so I ask them to come in from the heat.
The ladies take a seat on the couch and I in a chair across from them. As they ask their questions I can't help but noticed their legs, shoes, and very pretty looks. Some of the questions has to do with my browser and links, and I tell them that I was on the Internet when they knocked. "It would be easier to answer your questions if we go over to the computer," I suggest, but really I just need to adjust myself as I'm getting a bit excited. We walk over to the den. I have a bench at the computer desk and recliner off to the side. The older woman sits in the recliner and the girl sits next to me. "Ooops," I say as I notice that I left a porn site up. "No problem" the woman says, "we're interested in your Internet usage, no matter the site. Can you pull up you usage history for us?" I do, and we all see that for the past two hours I've been visiting a variety of porn sites, blogs, and chat sites. The girl is busy taking notes while the woman asks questions about the sites, how long I was at each one, how did I get from one site to another, etc. The mix of the girl's perfume and perspiration scent is really arousing me. The lack of underwear under these shorts is certainly not helping hide my growing erection. The women asks me to navigate to one of the sites and then asks some questions - why that site, what is appealing about it, etc.
Well, the site is one of the porn blogs I have listed on my blog, and on it are a lot of pictures of lesbians. I tell her that the site is one of my favorites as the pictures are all very large and clear, and the selection of women on it is excellent. "What do you do when you visit this site?" she asks. "Um, well, maybe mark down 'personal solo entertainment' " I say sheepishly. The girl next to me lets out a conceited sigh. The woman has slipped out of her shoes, exposing manicured toes that I can't take my eyes off of. She repeats a question snapping me out of my stare. "I told you to enter in this address," she says and rattles it off again. I type it in and it takes me to something like a chat room. The girl then takes over, typing in a few things and hitting a few buttons on the site. "This will take a few minutes," she says. "Our system is downloading all of your bookmarks and histories. It will examine them and then make recommendations for better sites for you to look at."
While we wait, the woman gets a few things out of her purse while the girl talks to me. I can't help but look down her shirt. The woman takes my hand and cuffs it to one side of the bench, the girl grabs the other hand and does the same. "What's going on?!" I ask urgently. They, however, are busy cuffing my ankles too. "We will judge the effectiveness of the computer's suggestions by monitoring the effect the suggested sites have on you," the woman says. The girl pulls my shirt up and pulls my shorts down. "Uh, another shave one," she says rolling her eyes. On the screen pops up a new site, porno movies. The girl starts one and sits back. The movie is of two girls and a guy going at it. The action isn't too different than other things I've seen, but the clarity of the video is outstanding, as is the sound. I find myself erect again and enjoying the video. I think that I wish I could touch myself, like I see the girl next to me doing to herself. The video ends in about 5 minutes, and she starts another one up. Great action on screen, and the girl is obviously enjoying it too. This goes on for another thirty minutes. My cock is so in need of a touch. The woman tells the girl to go to the next site, more videos. Same routine, but now the girl opens her pants and lifts her shirt. The woman gives her a look of disdain. The girl says "Oh, come on! How can I sit here and do nothing?! You're just as turned on as he is."
The woman says "Well, I guess it can't hurt. He is restrained." And she then takes her skirt off. No panties - cool! "How about me?" I ask. "Well, we are seeing the desired effects. I guess it can't hurt to help you," the woman says as she lifts her feet up to my cock. I almost lose it right then, and quickly regain my composure. As we watch she slowly massages my cock and balls with her feet. "A real pro," I think to myself as she's doing things to me in ways that are really satisfying. There's a knock at the door. "Oh shit!" I say as I hear the door open. "Mandy, Karla, are you here?" a woman's voice calls. "In here," the girl responds, not even trying to cover me or her up. "Do all the guys in this neighborhood do nothing but jerk off at the computer?" the new woman asks as she looks at me. "And you two - still joining in, huh?" she laughs.
"Alright, finish up, we need to move on." The women start to re-dress, and I ask "Please??!" looking down at my throbbing cock. "You do it," the new woman says to the girl. "Do I have to? Again?" she answers. The two women stand and look at her with raised eyebrows. The girl then takes me in hand and begins pumping. She's not happy about it. "Um, there's some lube in the drawer," I suggest. "Fine!" she scoffs, gets the lube and pours it on me. She keeps pumping away. "Come on, cum already!" she says angrily. But knowing that it bothers her, I try to hold back for as long as I can. She works on me with one hand, then the other, then back to the first. I'm moaning and writhing in pleasure, but not cumming. All these years of edging are really coming in handy (pun intended). Ten minutes must have passed by now and she's still pumping. "My god," the new woman says, "Am I going to have to do it for you?" The girl says "I'm doing the best that I can. He just won't cum." and she slaps by balls. "Yes!!!" I scream out as I begin shooting streams of cum into the air, my back arched backwards. I cum hard and I cum long. I'm out of breath from my orgasm, my body shivering in pleasure....
Today is just one of those days. It surface-of-the-sun hot out there, nice and cool in here in the A/C, and my mind is wandering ... what would be a good fantasy for this afternoon be ...
... There's a knock at my door. I quickly pull on a pair of shorts and a t-shirt and answer the door. There are two women saying they are taking a poll of people's Internet surfing habits and would like to ask a few questions if they could. The blond is a 20-ish girl wearing lime-green capri pants, a white polo shirt, and white kitten heels. The clothes are a bit tight on her curvy figure, but not too tight. The other woman is in her mid 40's, shoulder length straight black hair, white blouse, khaki skirt, and black pumps. I agree and they start asking away - a lot of 'yes/no' questions. After about five minutes I ask how much more. They say there's 100 questions, so I ask them to come in from the heat.
The ladies take a seat on the couch and I in a chair across from them. As they ask their questions I can't help but noticed their legs, shoes, and very pretty looks. Some of the questions has to do with my browser and links, and I tell them that I was on the Internet when they knocked. "It would be easier to answer your questions if we go over to the computer," I suggest, but really I just need to adjust myself as I'm getting a bit excited. We walk over to the den. I have a bench at the computer desk and recliner off to the side. The older woman sits in the recliner and the girl sits next to me. "Ooops," I say as I notice that I left a porn site up. "No problem" the woman says, "we're interested in your Internet usage, no matter the site. Can you pull up you usage history for us?" I do, and we all see that for the past two hours I've been visiting a variety of porn sites, blogs, and chat sites. The girl is busy taking notes while the woman asks questions about the sites, how long I was at each one, how did I get from one site to another, etc. The mix of the girl's perfume and perspiration scent is really arousing me. The lack of underwear under these shorts is certainly not helping hide my growing erection. The women asks me to navigate to one of the sites and then asks some questions - why that site, what is appealing about it, etc.
Well, the site is one of the porn blogs I have listed on my blog, and on it are a lot of pictures of lesbians. I tell her that the site is one of my favorites as the pictures are all very large and clear, and the selection of women on it is excellent. "What do you do when you visit this site?" she asks. "Um, well, maybe mark down 'personal solo entertainment' " I say sheepishly. The girl next to me lets out a conceited sigh. The woman has slipped out of her shoes, exposing manicured toes that I can't take my eyes off of. She repeats a question snapping me out of my stare. "I told you to enter in this address," she says and rattles it off again. I type it in and it takes me to something like a chat room. The girl then takes over, typing in a few things and hitting a few buttons on the site. "This will take a few minutes," she says. "Our system is downloading all of your bookmarks and histories. It will examine them and then make recommendations for better sites for you to look at."
While we wait, the woman gets a few things out of her purse while the girl talks to me. I can't help but look down her shirt. The woman takes my hand and cuffs it to one side of the bench, the girl grabs the other hand and does the same. "What's going on?!" I ask urgently. They, however, are busy cuffing my ankles too. "We will judge the effectiveness of the computer's suggestions by monitoring the effect the suggested sites have on you," the woman says. The girl pulls my shirt up and pulls my shorts down. "Uh, another shave one," she says rolling her eyes. On the screen pops up a new site, porno movies. The girl starts one and sits back. The movie is of two girls and a guy going at it. The action isn't too different than other things I've seen, but the clarity of the video is outstanding, as is the sound. I find myself erect again and enjoying the video. I think that I wish I could touch myself, like I see the girl next to me doing to herself. The video ends in about 5 minutes, and she starts another one up. Great action on screen, and the girl is obviously enjoying it too. This goes on for another thirty minutes. My cock is so in need of a touch. The woman tells the girl to go to the next site, more videos. Same routine, but now the girl opens her pants and lifts her shirt. The woman gives her a look of disdain. The girl says "Oh, come on! How can I sit here and do nothing?! You're just as turned on as he is."
The woman says "Well, I guess it can't hurt. He is restrained." And she then takes her skirt off. No panties - cool! "How about me?" I ask. "Well, we are seeing the desired effects. I guess it can't hurt to help you," the woman says as she lifts her feet up to my cock. I almost lose it right then, and quickly regain my composure. As we watch she slowly massages my cock and balls with her feet. "A real pro," I think to myself as she's doing things to me in ways that are really satisfying. There's a knock at the door. "Oh shit!" I say as I hear the door open. "Mandy, Karla, are you here?" a woman's voice calls. "In here," the girl responds, not even trying to cover me or her up. "Do all the guys in this neighborhood do nothing but jerk off at the computer?" the new woman asks as she looks at me. "And you two - still joining in, huh?" she laughs.
"Alright, finish up, we need to move on." The women start to re-dress, and I ask "Please??!" looking down at my throbbing cock. "You do it," the new woman says to the girl. "Do I have to? Again?" she answers. The two women stand and look at her with raised eyebrows. The girl then takes me in hand and begins pumping. She's not happy about it. "Um, there's some lube in the drawer," I suggest. "Fine!" she scoffs, gets the lube and pours it on me. She keeps pumping away. "Come on, cum already!" she says angrily. But knowing that it bothers her, I try to hold back for as long as I can. She works on me with one hand, then the other, then back to the first. I'm moaning and writhing in pleasure, but not cumming. All these years of edging are really coming in handy (pun intended). Ten minutes must have passed by now and she's still pumping. "My god," the new woman says, "Am I going to have to do it for you?" The girl says "I'm doing the best that I can. He just won't cum." and she slaps by balls. "Yes!!!" I scream out as I begin shooting streams of cum into the air, my back arched backwards. I cum hard and I cum long. I'm out of breath from my orgasm, my body shivering in pleasure....
Tuesday, June 05, 2007
No, I'm not dead. Overworked and underfucked - yes, dead - no. Its been a hella long and busy past few weeks so I haven't been able to post. Argh! Anyway, here's some random thoughts for today and, of course, TMI at the end.
I think I'm finally over the worst of the allergies that plagued me in May, as well as a sinus infection. I had a hard time running all of May. Sunday's run in the rain was one of the best since April.
Flickr porn is a wonderful thing. There's one person that's blocking me, and I wish there was a way for me to make amends so they will un-block me.
I'm editing my link list on the right side. Hopefully I'll have it done by the end of the week. I wish there were an easy way to do it rather than type in all that html code. I'm open to suggestions if you have any.
Mmmm, beer. Support you local microbrew or brew pub! Ask me for suggestions.
TMI Tuesday:
1. Should guys wear pink? Sure, a pink oxford shirt looks great especially if you have a tan (but not a sunburn). Pink pants, t-shirt, socks - probably not. Pink dress shorts - maybe if they have little lobsters or palm trees embroidered on them. Pink underwear - well, I do already. I kind of think of it as my little secret under my clothes.
2. Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed? Open if it is just a peck on the lips or cheek. Closed if it is more than that - closing my eyes really helps me concentrate on how it feels.
3. What is the first "non-physical" feature you tend to notice about a person you find attractive? Voice. I talk to a lot of different people on the phone throughout the day about various technical issues. I've never met most of them, and we don't talk about our personal lives, so their voice is the only thing I know about them. There are certain people who have very attractive voices, so even if I'm disagreeing with them, its tough to feel anger.
4. Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex? Oh yes! Showering or bathing with her is lots 'o fun!
5. Would you rather receive amazing oral sex or have amazing sex? Hmm, two different animals there. Receiving amazing oral sex is all about my pleasure. Having amazing sex is all about her pleasure. Do I really have to decide?! lol
Bonus (as in optional): If you could say anything you wanted anonymously to anyone, without identifying that person, what would you say? "Just because you thought your father should have finished off Saddam doesn't mean that you have to waste American lives and tax dollars to prove yourself to him. He would be more impressed if you accomplished something good in your life."
I think I'm finally over the worst of the allergies that plagued me in May, as well as a sinus infection. I had a hard time running all of May. Sunday's run in the rain was one of the best since April.
Flickr porn is a wonderful thing. There's one person that's blocking me, and I wish there was a way for me to make amends so they will un-block me.
I'm editing my link list on the right side. Hopefully I'll have it done by the end of the week. I wish there were an easy way to do it rather than type in all that html code. I'm open to suggestions if you have any.
Mmmm, beer. Support you local microbrew or brew pub! Ask me for suggestions.
TMI Tuesday:
1. Should guys wear pink? Sure, a pink oxford shirt looks great especially if you have a tan (but not a sunburn). Pink pants, t-shirt, socks - probably not. Pink dress shorts - maybe if they have little lobsters or palm trees embroidered on them. Pink underwear - well, I do already. I kind of think of it as my little secret under my clothes.
2. Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed? Open if it is just a peck on the lips or cheek. Closed if it is more than that - closing my eyes really helps me concentrate on how it feels.
3. What is the first "non-physical" feature you tend to notice about a person you find attractive? Voice. I talk to a lot of different people on the phone throughout the day about various technical issues. I've never met most of them, and we don't talk about our personal lives, so their voice is the only thing I know about them. There are certain people who have very attractive voices, so even if I'm disagreeing with them, its tough to feel anger.
4. Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex? Oh yes! Showering or bathing with her is lots 'o fun!
5. Would you rather receive amazing oral sex or have amazing sex? Hmm, two different animals there. Receiving amazing oral sex is all about my pleasure. Having amazing sex is all about her pleasure. Do I really have to decide?! lol
Bonus (as in optional): If you could say anything you wanted anonymously to anyone, without identifying that person, what would you say? "Just because you thought your father should have finished off Saddam doesn't mean that you have to waste American lives and tax dollars to prove yourself to him. He would be more impressed if you accomplished something good in your life."
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Argh! If you read this yesterday, I forgot to add that these are my answers to TMI Tuesday.
1. Have you ever used foods in your sexual activities (ie; whipped cream, syrup, popsicles) and how did you use them? We do like to use a chocolate body lotion from Origins and a vanilla lotion from Bath & Body Works.
2. If your SO asked you to get them off using only your toes - would you do it and how? Sure!! Being the guy that I am I would apply my toes directly to her pubic area. I know, I should start with massaging her back with my feet, then move to the erogenous zones.
3. Would you ever participate in an orgy? Have you? I haven't, and I fantasize about participating in one. However, when I think about it in a practical sense, I'm not sure it would ever happen: None of my friends seem like the orgy type, and they just don't turn me on like that. I'd have to make new "orgy friends." The assumption is then that they would like to have sex with me as much as I'd like to have sex with them. Not that I'd mind being at an orgy and just looking (and going at it solo).
4. What can a lover do to turn you on instantly? Put her feet in my lap. I love to give her a foot massage, and she really can do wonders on me with her feet.
5. Describe your favorite piece of lingerie or undergarments on yourself or your mate. (PICS PLEASE!!!) No pics of her in her lingerie, but here's a picture of me in a pair of her panties.
Oh, and I did promise a certain someone that I'd post a picture of my pubic hair that I haven't trimmed since February, so here's that one too.
Bonus (as in optional): Describe the best orgasm you've ever had. ;) Aren't they all good?! We've had some great orgasms together, but I think the best ones have been on my own after very long sessions of edging.
1. Have you ever used foods in your sexual activities (ie; whipped cream, syrup, popsicles) and how did you use them? We do like to use a chocolate body lotion from Origins and a vanilla lotion from Bath & Body Works.
2. If your SO asked you to get them off using only your toes - would you do it and how? Sure!! Being the guy that I am I would apply my toes directly to her pubic area. I know, I should start with massaging her back with my feet, then move to the erogenous zones.
3. Would you ever participate in an orgy? Have you? I haven't, and I fantasize about participating in one. However, when I think about it in a practical sense, I'm not sure it would ever happen: None of my friends seem like the orgy type, and they just don't turn me on like that. I'd have to make new "orgy friends." The assumption is then that they would like to have sex with me as much as I'd like to have sex with them. Not that I'd mind being at an orgy and just looking (and going at it solo).
4. What can a lover do to turn you on instantly? Put her feet in my lap. I love to give her a foot massage, and she really can do wonders on me with her feet.
5. Describe your favorite piece of lingerie or undergarments on yourself or your mate. (PICS PLEASE!!!) No pics of her in her lingerie, but here's a picture of me in a pair of her panties.
Oh, and I did promise a certain someone that I'd post a picture of my pubic hair that I haven't trimmed since February, so here's that one too.
Bonus (as in optional): Describe the best orgasm you've ever had. ;) Aren't they all good?! We've had some great orgasms together, but I think the best ones have been on my own after very long sessions of edging.
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
The curious reader (and isn't that everyone who visits?) is wondering how I did at the Broad Street 10-Mile race. I did pretty good, beating last year's time by 30 seconds and a new personal record. I'm pretty happy with the result. I would be overjoyed if it weren't for the fact that I was sick during the run - last week I came down with some sort of sinus infection. I felt good when I ran the Monday and Thursday previous to the race. But by Sunday morning, my asthma kicked in more than usual. I took my medicine as I usually do, and I still couldn't breath well all through the race. I just kept thinking "As long as I keep moving I can finish," no matter how hard it was getting to breath. As the miles ticked by, I noticed that my times were not getting any longer. Had I been healthy, I could have kicked some serious butt on that course. Oh well, there's the Philly Distance Run (half marathon) in September...
Now the TMI portion of the post:
1. What sight, sound, smell, object or whatever most remind you of a special someone? It would be smell, and those smells would be vanilla and one of the Calvin Klein perfumes. I've been buying her vanilla-scented lotions and such for a long time. I just love the scent. She's been wearing a Calvin Klein perfume (can't remember which one) since before I met her, so it "is" her.
2. Favourite body part/parts of the opposite (or same) sex? Opposite sex: feet and legs. If you've been reading my blog you know that I have a huge fetish for women's feet and legs. Can't get enough...
3. Do you prefer to give or receive? Its a circle - one gives something to someone to receive something, one receives something then gives something in return. It may not be a physical object, it could be an emotion. Even those who give with no expectation of anything in return receive something.
4. One night stands- What's the protocol? Stay the night or get the hell outta there? Never had one. It depends on the circumstances I guess.
5. What is the strangest place you've had sex? Please give me some ideas! We've lead a pretty boring sex life so far.
Bonus (as in optional): How old were you when you lost your virginity? Who was it to? Describe the event. Too embarrassing to tell. That would be way too much information. Suffice it to say that both parties were satisfied.
Now the TMI portion of the post:
1. What sight, sound, smell, object or whatever most remind you of a special someone? It would be smell, and those smells would be vanilla and one of the Calvin Klein perfumes. I've been buying her vanilla-scented lotions and such for a long time. I just love the scent. She's been wearing a Calvin Klein perfume (can't remember which one) since before I met her, so it "is" her.
2. Favourite body part/parts of the opposite (or same) sex? Opposite sex: feet and legs. If you've been reading my blog you know that I have a huge fetish for women's feet and legs. Can't get enough...
3. Do you prefer to give or receive? Its a circle - one gives something to someone to receive something, one receives something then gives something in return. It may not be a physical object, it could be an emotion. Even those who give with no expectation of anything in return receive something.
4. One night stands- What's the protocol? Stay the night or get the hell outta there? Never had one. It depends on the circumstances I guess.
5. What is the strangest place you've had sex? Please give me some ideas! We've lead a pretty boring sex life so far.
Bonus (as in optional): How old were you when you lost your virginity? Who was it to? Describe the event. Too embarrassing to tell. That would be way too much information. Suffice it to say that both parties were satisfied.
Tuesday, May 01, 2007
Less than a week to the Broad Street Run. Thank you to everyone who's wished me good luck. One more run later this week and I'll be all set. Anyone that's in Philly can meet me at the Lost Runners tent at the end of the race.
It Tuesday, and here's your dose of Too Much Information:
1. Ideal amount of sex per week? Once per day. Twice is even better. That being said, I'm at the once per week level right now, and I've not been at the once per day level for more than a stretch of three days in a long time.
2. Ever had an online affair? No. Flirting, yes. And its not that I have anything against on-line affairs. I'd be more than open to having one if there are any volunteers out there, wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more, say no more.
3. Are you a member of the mile high club? Nope. And I've done my share of flying too.
4. Are you prejudice against any particular group of people? "Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands." as Austin Powers would say. Seriously though, I'm probably prejudice against lawyers. No, I haven't had any bad experiences with lawyers. One of my favorite bloggers is a lawyer, and a girl I had a big crush on in college is a lawyer. But, this is the engineer in me speaking, the US has too many lawyers and not enough engineers. Our society has become litigious while the technical skills and advances of other countries grows and grows. Ok, I'm off my soapbox. I better put up my shield as the arrows will be raining down any minute now.
5. What constitutes bad sex? Premature ejaculation (guilty - but only a few times). Bad body odor (not guilty - I like to be clean before having sex).
Bonus (as in optional): Can females ejaculate? Can you do this? I believe so, although I've not yet experienced it first hand. I think my SO can do this but hasn't - I remember more than a few times that she's said in the heat of the moment that she needs to pee, which is a sign of the female ejaculation. I cannot do this as I'm not a female. However, if I were a female, I'd do everything I could to do so!
It Tuesday, and here's your dose of Too Much Information:
1. Ideal amount of sex per week? Once per day. Twice is even better. That being said, I'm at the once per week level right now, and I've not been at the once per day level for more than a stretch of three days in a long time.
2. Ever had an online affair? No. Flirting, yes. And its not that I have anything against on-line affairs. I'd be more than open to having one if there are any volunteers out there, wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more, say no more.
3. Are you a member of the mile high club? Nope. And I've done my share of flying too.
4. Are you prejudice against any particular group of people? "Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands." as Austin Powers would say. Seriously though, I'm probably prejudice against lawyers. No, I haven't had any bad experiences with lawyers. One of my favorite bloggers is a lawyer, and a girl I had a big crush on in college is a lawyer. But, this is the engineer in me speaking, the US has too many lawyers and not enough engineers. Our society has become litigious while the technical skills and advances of other countries grows and grows. Ok, I'm off my soapbox. I better put up my shield as the arrows will be raining down any minute now.
5. What constitutes bad sex? Premature ejaculation (guilty - but only a few times). Bad body odor (not guilty - I like to be clean before having sex).
Bonus (as in optional): Can females ejaculate? Can you do this? I believe so, although I've not yet experienced it first hand. I think my SO can do this but hasn't - I remember more than a few times that she's said in the heat of the moment that she needs to pee, which is a sign of the female ejaculation. I cannot do this as I'm not a female. However, if I were a female, I'd do everything I could to do so!
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
The Broad Street Run (10-miles) is in 12 days. I've been running a lot lately, increasing my distances and frequency of running. Every year I say that I'll train more, and every year it seems like I still need more.
Today's TMI Tuesday answers are a bit boring as I just haven't been that adventurous.
1. What one piece of sage relationship advice would you give your child (or niece/nephew or friend). Don't let people take advantage of you - some people know how to manipulate another to get what they want with no regards to the other under the guise of "love". Being aware of this is the first step to avoiding it.
2. When was the last time you left a passion mark Or had one left on you? (A passion mark is an unintentional physical manifestation of an act of passion: a hickey left in the heat of the moment; fingernail or teeth marks that last for more than an hour, a bump on your head from slamming into the headboard could even count). I can't say I've either given to or received a passion mark from another. However, in the course of solo activity I've left marks on myself - a red ass from spanking and rope marks.
3. When was the last time you had sex in a car? Never. We just haven't made this happen yet.
4. Have you ever had an orgasm in a public conveyance? Nope.
5. Have you ever had an orgasm with someone other than your partner (or partners) present? Yes. I'm sure I've posted about this before. If not, a long time ago I had visited a few "massage" parlors probably 3-4 times. Massage parlors visits were kind of strange. One was run by Asians. I think I liked the exhibitionist part of it more than the actual orgasm. They would take me into a room, give me a towel, and leave me to disrobe and put the towel on. The girl would come back and I'd still be dressed. I'd pretend that I didn't understand her the first time, and so she would have to wait in the room with me to undress. I'd always have panties and a bra on, and sometimes a cock ring. This would always get a few giggles from the girl. I'd put the towel on and she'd lead me to the sauna room. If I saw other girls in the hall along the way, the towel would "accidentally" fall off. I'd take the towel off in the sauna so she'd get an eyeful when she came to take me to the shower table. A different girl gave me the table showers. I really, really loved the table showers - I'd lay on the table and she had a big loofah-type sponge that she'd wash me with. When she washed my arms, she always seemed to hold my arm so my hand was up against her crotch. The first time this happened I held my hand still, but at later visits I learned that she liked a bit of manual stimulation herself. She'd pay close attention to my butt and, when laying on my back, on my cock & balls. And I'd get the "Oh, look at that!" when erect. She also spent some time drying my off. (If you've never let someone else bathe you, you need to try it!) Then back to the massage room. I actually liked getting a real massage. It was sooo relaxing - I'd be putty in her hands. When it came time for the "other" massage, I'd always ask her to put her legs on my chest, feet in my face, and then use her hands on me.
Bonus (as in optional): You are strolling along in the mall with your S.O. (hypothetical if necessary) A young same sex as your S.O. is approaching from the opposite direction and will pass within feet of you. (S)he is attractive and has magnificent body. Describe your reaction. I'd look as she approaches, but not turn as she passes. My S.O. knows me well enough that it doesn't bother her if I look.
Today's TMI Tuesday answers are a bit boring as I just haven't been that adventurous.
1. What one piece of sage relationship advice would you give your child (or niece/nephew or friend). Don't let people take advantage of you - some people know how to manipulate another to get what they want with no regards to the other under the guise of "love". Being aware of this is the first step to avoiding it.
2. When was the last time you left a passion mark Or had one left on you? (A passion mark is an unintentional physical manifestation of an act of passion: a hickey left in the heat of the moment; fingernail or teeth marks that last for more than an hour, a bump on your head from slamming into the headboard could even count). I can't say I've either given to or received a passion mark from another. However, in the course of solo activity I've left marks on myself - a red ass from spanking and rope marks.
3. When was the last time you had sex in a car? Never. We just haven't made this happen yet.
4. Have you ever had an orgasm in a public conveyance? Nope.
5. Have you ever had an orgasm with someone other than your partner (or partners) present? Yes. I'm sure I've posted about this before. If not, a long time ago I had visited a few "massage" parlors probably 3-4 times. Massage parlors visits were kind of strange. One was run by Asians. I think I liked the exhibitionist part of it more than the actual orgasm. They would take me into a room, give me a towel, and leave me to disrobe and put the towel on. The girl would come back and I'd still be dressed. I'd pretend that I didn't understand her the first time, and so she would have to wait in the room with me to undress. I'd always have panties and a bra on, and sometimes a cock ring. This would always get a few giggles from the girl. I'd put the towel on and she'd lead me to the sauna room. If I saw other girls in the hall along the way, the towel would "accidentally" fall off. I'd take the towel off in the sauna so she'd get an eyeful when she came to take me to the shower table. A different girl gave me the table showers. I really, really loved the table showers - I'd lay on the table and she had a big loofah-type sponge that she'd wash me with. When she washed my arms, she always seemed to hold my arm so my hand was up against her crotch. The first time this happened I held my hand still, but at later visits I learned that she liked a bit of manual stimulation herself. She'd pay close attention to my butt and, when laying on my back, on my cock & balls. And I'd get the "Oh, look at that!" when erect. She also spent some time drying my off. (If you've never let someone else bathe you, you need to try it!) Then back to the massage room. I actually liked getting a real massage. It was sooo relaxing - I'd be putty in her hands. When it came time for the "other" massage, I'd always ask her to put her legs on my chest, feet in my face, and then use her hands on me.
Bonus (as in optional): You are strolling along in the mall with your S.O. (hypothetical if necessary) A young same sex as your S.O. is approaching from the opposite direction and will pass within feet of you. (S)he is attractive and has magnificent body. Describe your reaction. I'd look as she approaches, but not turn as she passes. My S.O. knows me well enough that it doesn't bother her if I look.
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Time for that TMI Tuesday thing again:
1. My biggest sexual turnoff is __________? A bad attitude. A partner's attitude can really make or break a sexual experience. If she's not in to it and just going through the motions, that's a big turn-off.
2. Do you prefer natural tastes or flavored lubes? Natural tastes, although we haven't tried the flavored lubes yet.
3. How much money would it take to convince you to get on stage naked? Depends on the audience. If it were people I knew watching, a LOT of $$. If it were in a supportive atmosphere, or as part of fetish scene, I'd probably do it for free, or even pay to do so!
Hmmm, maybe something like this: I'm at a hotel on a business trip. Unknown to me beforehand, there is a BSDM convention being held there. As usual, I've brought a lot of my girl-clothes and toys with me and use my time at the hotel after work to have fun. I take a nice perfumey bath, put on stockings, garterbelt, bra, camisole, women's pants, blouse, and heels. I decide to go down to the bar for a drink. As I'm drinking, a woman in her 50's sits down next to me. She begins to talk to me in a very conceited, arrogant, strong, and superior way, not letting me get in a word other than "yes" or "no", which she also tells met to always follow that with "Madame", not "ma'am." She makes comments on my clothes, complimenting them in one breath and belittling me in the next. She speaks openly and loudly about the clothes so others can here. My humiliation and embarrassment is showing, yet she presses on. She's got me figured out.
"Come with me," she commands and I willingly obey, thankful that I can get out of the attention of the other bar patrons. As we walk to a secluded area of the hotel's lobby, she begins checking my outfit - pulling open the blouse and camisole to see the bra, pulling the waist of my khakis down to see the panties and garterbelt, and cupping my groin and laughing. "My, my, that is a man-clit that you have in there," she snickers. She opens her purse and pulls out a collar and leash and tells me to put it on. I obey, but lower my head thinking about the humiliation that's to come when others in the lobby see me like this. She tells me to walk in front of her with my head up and arms at my sides. As expected, many of the people in the lobby look, giggle, gasp, smile, or laugh as they see me. I don't think anyone is looking at her. She tells me to walk to a set of double doors and to go through them.
I walk into a very dark room that sounds very large. I can't really see much when she suddenly puts a ball gag into my mouth, tightening the straps and placing pads between the straps and my ears. A hood then goes over my head, deadening my senses of sight and hearing. She now tugs at the leash rather violently leading me for what seemed a long walk. Up a few steps and then a pair of hands grab my knees to force me to spread my legs. Hands then grab my wrists and cuffs are put on them. More yanks on my limbs put me in a spread out position making it difficult to stand, then I feel my wrists and ankles tied tightly to something. I can only hear muffled sounds. A hand that feels like hers caresses my chest, my arms, my back, then goes to my crotch to stimulate me to an erection in my clothes. THWACK! A paddle hits my ass. THWACK! THWACK! THWACK! Then the hand massages my crotch again. I lean into the hand as it feels good. THWACK! THWACK! THWACK! and I now know not to do this again.
I'm left alone for what seems like ten minutes. About the only thing I can sense is a rise in temperature. I'm getting warm enough to perspire a bit. And my arms are getting a bit stiff. Suddenly, I feel my blouse being unbuttoned. The belt around my waist is loosened and my slacks are opened. I feel something cold on my arm - scissors cutting the sleeves apart - then the other sleeve. The camisole is removed. The pant legs are next, and both are removed from me. Where ever I'm at, I'm tied up and standing in my lingerie. Good thing I shaved earlier. The hand comes back to my crotch, rubbing me then pulling the panty down under my balls. My cock flops out as the cock ring I have on was keeping it engorged and the strain was getting to be uncomfortable. THWACK! THWACK! THWACK! My ass warms with these hits. My panties are cut off. A hand begins to spread a lotion of some kind on my cock, balls, and ass, especially around my rosebud. My cock begins to stiffen again and I feel a hand grab the base.
Something soft and pliable touches the tip and slips down my shaft. Not a person, some sort of device - like a Fleshlight. It is moved gently and slowly up and down the length several times. And stopped. THWACK! THWACK! THWACK! my ass is paddled. The sleeve is stroked along my cock several more times, enough to get me stimulated again. THWACK! THWACK! THWACK! This cycle occurs several more times, bringing me to the edge of orgasm from both the masturbation and the paddling. Then nothing for a long while. I squirm around as I'm getting sore from being in this position for so long.
I feel something firm pushed against my butt and my arms are pushed back. I fall back onto what feels like a thin table about 6" wide. My legs are pulled up and out, and my butt is off the edge of the table. More oil or lotion is poured and spread over my entire body covering the stockings and bra. THWACK! THWACK! THWACK! my ass is paddled. A finger goes in my ass, then I feel something press in. It is just wedged in for a moment, then slowly forced in further. THWACK! THWACK! THWACK! My cock is put in the sleeve again and masturbated. THWACK! THWACK! THWACK! Now the dildo in my ass starts moving as does the sleeve - in and out, down and up they move in unison. THWACK! THWACK! THWACK! I'm paddled at the same time. Everything is moving faster and more forcefully. I'm not sure how much more I can go until cumming.
The hood is removed, and there are bright lights in my eyes. Still, the pumping and paddling continues. The ear covers are removed. I can hear voices, many voices. My eyes adjust to the light and I see a room full of people watching me on a stage. The woman from the bar is paddling me and yelling at me to cum hard. Two other women are there too - one is masturbating me and looking at me with a foul expression. The other is wearing a strap-on and laughing as she pumps me. I'm humiliated at all of this - all these people watching me in such a compromising position - and become so much more aroused because of it. The sleeve is removed from my cock, and my body convulses in rhythm with the spurting of cum from it. I orgasm for what seems like an eternity, the cum draping over my body.
4. Have you ever been to an AA meeting or similar support group meeting? I used to go to CD/TS/TV support group. If anyone wants the info on it, just let me know. This is when I was first coming to grips about my CD-ing. It was great to meet others like me who were much more open and comfortable about living the CD/TS/TV life. I stopped going after about a year as I was/am having mixed feelings about my life and CD-ing. I do recommend it.
5. Do you wear socks to bed? Is that okay or totally unsexy? No way! Totally unsexy. Even if it is very cold, not sox!
Bonus (as in optional): Ever been arrested? Turned someone in/had someone arrested? Nope to both questions.
These look interesting: taken from here.
1. My biggest sexual turnoff is __________? A bad attitude. A partner's attitude can really make or break a sexual experience. If she's not in to it and just going through the motions, that's a big turn-off.
2. Do you prefer natural tastes or flavored lubes? Natural tastes, although we haven't tried the flavored lubes yet.
3. How much money would it take to convince you to get on stage naked? Depends on the audience. If it were people I knew watching, a LOT of $$. If it were in a supportive atmosphere, or as part of fetish scene, I'd probably do it for free, or even pay to do so!
Hmmm, maybe something like this: I'm at a hotel on a business trip. Unknown to me beforehand, there is a BSDM convention being held there. As usual, I've brought a lot of my girl-clothes and toys with me and use my time at the hotel after work to have fun. I take a nice perfumey bath, put on stockings, garterbelt, bra, camisole, women's pants, blouse, and heels. I decide to go down to the bar for a drink. As I'm drinking, a woman in her 50's sits down next to me. She begins to talk to me in a very conceited, arrogant, strong, and superior way, not letting me get in a word other than "yes" or "no", which she also tells met to always follow that with "Madame", not "ma'am." She makes comments on my clothes, complimenting them in one breath and belittling me in the next. She speaks openly and loudly about the clothes so others can here. My humiliation and embarrassment is showing, yet she presses on. She's got me figured out.
"Come with me," she commands and I willingly obey, thankful that I can get out of the attention of the other bar patrons. As we walk to a secluded area of the hotel's lobby, she begins checking my outfit - pulling open the blouse and camisole to see the bra, pulling the waist of my khakis down to see the panties and garterbelt, and cupping my groin and laughing. "My, my, that is a man-clit that you have in there," she snickers. She opens her purse and pulls out a collar and leash and tells me to put it on. I obey, but lower my head thinking about the humiliation that's to come when others in the lobby see me like this. She tells me to walk in front of her with my head up and arms at my sides. As expected, many of the people in the lobby look, giggle, gasp, smile, or laugh as they see me. I don't think anyone is looking at her. She tells me to walk to a set of double doors and to go through them.
I walk into a very dark room that sounds very large. I can't really see much when she suddenly puts a ball gag into my mouth, tightening the straps and placing pads between the straps and my ears. A hood then goes over my head, deadening my senses of sight and hearing. She now tugs at the leash rather violently leading me for what seemed a long walk. Up a few steps and then a pair of hands grab my knees to force me to spread my legs. Hands then grab my wrists and cuffs are put on them. More yanks on my limbs put me in a spread out position making it difficult to stand, then I feel my wrists and ankles tied tightly to something. I can only hear muffled sounds. A hand that feels like hers caresses my chest, my arms, my back, then goes to my crotch to stimulate me to an erection in my clothes. THWACK! A paddle hits my ass. THWACK! THWACK! THWACK! Then the hand massages my crotch again. I lean into the hand as it feels good. THWACK! THWACK! THWACK! and I now know not to do this again.
I'm left alone for what seems like ten minutes. About the only thing I can sense is a rise in temperature. I'm getting warm enough to perspire a bit. And my arms are getting a bit stiff. Suddenly, I feel my blouse being unbuttoned. The belt around my waist is loosened and my slacks are opened. I feel something cold on my arm - scissors cutting the sleeves apart - then the other sleeve. The camisole is removed. The pant legs are next, and both are removed from me. Where ever I'm at, I'm tied up and standing in my lingerie. Good thing I shaved earlier. The hand comes back to my crotch, rubbing me then pulling the panty down under my balls. My cock flops out as the cock ring I have on was keeping it engorged and the strain was getting to be uncomfortable. THWACK! THWACK! THWACK! My ass warms with these hits. My panties are cut off. A hand begins to spread a lotion of some kind on my cock, balls, and ass, especially around my rosebud. My cock begins to stiffen again and I feel a hand grab the base.
Something soft and pliable touches the tip and slips down my shaft. Not a person, some sort of device - like a Fleshlight. It is moved gently and slowly up and down the length several times. And stopped. THWACK! THWACK! THWACK! my ass is paddled. The sleeve is stroked along my cock several more times, enough to get me stimulated again. THWACK! THWACK! THWACK! This cycle occurs several more times, bringing me to the edge of orgasm from both the masturbation and the paddling. Then nothing for a long while. I squirm around as I'm getting sore from being in this position for so long.
I feel something firm pushed against my butt and my arms are pushed back. I fall back onto what feels like a thin table about 6" wide. My legs are pulled up and out, and my butt is off the edge of the table. More oil or lotion is poured and spread over my entire body covering the stockings and bra. THWACK! THWACK! THWACK! my ass is paddled. A finger goes in my ass, then I feel something press in. It is just wedged in for a moment, then slowly forced in further. THWACK! THWACK! THWACK! My cock is put in the sleeve again and masturbated. THWACK! THWACK! THWACK! Now the dildo in my ass starts moving as does the sleeve - in and out, down and up they move in unison. THWACK! THWACK! THWACK! I'm paddled at the same time. Everything is moving faster and more forcefully. I'm not sure how much more I can go until cumming.
The hood is removed, and there are bright lights in my eyes. Still, the pumping and paddling continues. The ear covers are removed. I can hear voices, many voices. My eyes adjust to the light and I see a room full of people watching me on a stage. The woman from the bar is paddling me and yelling at me to cum hard. Two other women are there too - one is masturbating me and looking at me with a foul expression. The other is wearing a strap-on and laughing as she pumps me. I'm humiliated at all of this - all these people watching me in such a compromising position - and become so much more aroused because of it. The sleeve is removed from my cock, and my body convulses in rhythm with the spurting of cum from it. I orgasm for what seems like an eternity, the cum draping over my body.
4. Have you ever been to an AA meeting or similar support group meeting? I used to go to CD/TS/TV support group. If anyone wants the info on it, just let me know. This is when I was first coming to grips about my CD-ing. It was great to meet others like me who were much more open and comfortable about living the CD/TS/TV life. I stopped going after about a year as I was/am having mixed feelings about my life and CD-ing. I do recommend it.
5. Do you wear socks to bed? Is that okay or totally unsexy? No way! Totally unsexy. Even if it is very cold, not sox!
Bonus (as in optional): Ever been arrested? Turned someone in/had someone arrested? Nope to both questions.
These look interesting: taken from here.
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
How was your Easter and/or Passover? I visited the family in Ohio, the place where it snowed enough to cancel the Cleveland Indian's game on Saturday after almost five innings of play, and the double-header on Sunday. I went for a nice long run - brrrr, in the freezing cold. It wasn't the cold that bothered me, it was the gusting winds.
And then there was the chocolate!! I was able to get my refill of my favorite chocolates. Mmmmm!! Only an orgasm gives me that overall feeling of euphoria that deep, dark, velvety, bittersweet chocolate does! I once bought her Origins' cocoa therapy body butter. Let me tell you, I had soooo much fun giving her a full body massage with this stuff!! I mean, its fun just giving her a massage. Using that cocoa body butter on her just sent me into the stratosphere! She was the human chocolate bar that night. A word of advice: if you love chocolate, you MUST get yourself some of this stuff!! I need to get more and use it.
It was Tuesday yesterday: TMI Tuesday
1. Stubble... good or bad? How often do you shave? I shave my face everyday except the weekends. I hate shaving my face, and I also hate stubble. I shave my underarms about twice a week. As far as pubic hair goes, I had been trimming the hair above my cock and shaving everything else at least once a week. However, about two months ago I stopped trimming the hair above in solidarity with another blogger that is not allowed to shave or trim her pubic hair per her Master's order. I'm living vicariously through her by doing so. We'll be allowed to trim/shave in May. I've been trimming & shaving for many years, so its kind of strange to see all this long hair down there. And it is really long, ~4" or so. Yuck.
2. How often do you kiss (read make out) with your so? Pretty much only as foreplay to sex. I mean, it may have started out just as kissing, and it always leads to more.
3. Have you ever placed a personal ad or answered a personal ad? I placed an ad when I was first out of college and living alone in adult magazine. I stated that I was very submissive and was looking for a Mistress. Never received a reply.
4. Where was the first place you ever had sex? A hotel room. Nothing too fancy, and not the local "no-tell motel" either.
5. After a night of great sex, who do you tell? How much? I tell her. I don't tell others as it could then lead to them telling me about thier sex lives, which I pretty much don't want to hear about. I mean, if you have the friends I have, I don't even want to imagine them having sex! lol
Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever kissed your partner on the lips after oral sex without brushing teeth, nor washing/gargling/rinsing out mouth? Turn on or off? A few times as she almost always wants to rinse her mouth out. I find it a turn on. I wouldn't expect her to accept it in her mouth if I didn't want it in mine.
And then there was the chocolate!! I was able to get my refill of my favorite chocolates. Mmmmm!! Only an orgasm gives me that overall feeling of euphoria that deep, dark, velvety, bittersweet chocolate does! I once bought her Origins' cocoa therapy body butter. Let me tell you, I had soooo much fun giving her a full body massage with this stuff!! I mean, its fun just giving her a massage. Using that cocoa body butter on her just sent me into the stratosphere! She was the human chocolate bar that night. A word of advice: if you love chocolate, you MUST get yourself some of this stuff!! I need to get more and use it.
It was Tuesday yesterday: TMI Tuesday
1. Stubble... good or bad? How often do you shave? I shave my face everyday except the weekends. I hate shaving my face, and I also hate stubble. I shave my underarms about twice a week. As far as pubic hair goes, I had been trimming the hair above my cock and shaving everything else at least once a week. However, about two months ago I stopped trimming the hair above in solidarity with another blogger that is not allowed to shave or trim her pubic hair per her Master's order. I'm living vicariously through her by doing so. We'll be allowed to trim/shave in May. I've been trimming & shaving for many years, so its kind of strange to see all this long hair down there. And it is really long, ~4" or so. Yuck.
2. How often do you kiss (read make out) with your so? Pretty much only as foreplay to sex. I mean, it may have started out just as kissing, and it always leads to more.
3. Have you ever placed a personal ad or answered a personal ad? I placed an ad when I was first out of college and living alone in adult magazine. I stated that I was very submissive and was looking for a Mistress. Never received a reply.
4. Where was the first place you ever had sex? A hotel room. Nothing too fancy, and not the local "no-tell motel" either.
5. After a night of great sex, who do you tell? How much? I tell her. I don't tell others as it could then lead to them telling me about thier sex lives, which I pretty much don't want to hear about. I mean, if you have the friends I have, I don't even want to imagine them having sex! lol
Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever kissed your partner on the lips after oral sex without brushing teeth, nor washing/gargling/rinsing out mouth? Turn on or off? A few times as she almost always wants to rinse her mouth out. I find it a turn on. I wouldn't expect her to accept it in her mouth if I didn't want it in mine.
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
Did you ever do something that you didn't think was such a big deal, only to find out that someone else did, and didn't like it? I did, and I apologize for it. I was visiting a popular file sharing website (not Blogger) and I made some comments about someone's posts. They weren't bad, or derogatory, or mean spirited. They were just too many. I liked this person's posts, and I should have just stopped after posting a few comments, not as many as I did. If that person should visit my site here, I apologize for my actions. No offense was intended.
Its Tuesday again: TMI Tuesday
1. What is your middle name? Hmmm, my namesake's middle name is Juarerra.
2. Where do you keep your toys? In your nightstand? Some are in the nightstand, others are in the closet.
3. How many toys do you have? List them! (links & pictures are nice, too!) =P Not many: condoms (do they count as a toy?), several cock rings, two vibrators, and panties and pantyhose if they also count (I do use them when playing!).
4. Are you a swinger? Ever wanted to be? No, I'm not a swinger currently. Although the lifestyle is attractive, there's always the STD thing that keeps me from taking that step. As well as the assumption that if one is a swinger, then a few or a lot of others would want to have sex with me, which is pretty presumptuous.
5. When should parents sit children down for the "birds & bees" talk? When they start asking or when they are between 10-12. Some reach that age earlier, others later. And there is that fine edge between too soon and too late.
Bonus (as in optional): Do you know how many sex offenders are in your city? Find out & tell me. (click here!) Just one in my zip code (not me).
Its Tuesday again: TMI Tuesday
1. What is your middle name? Hmmm, my namesake's middle name is Juarerra.
2. Where do you keep your toys? In your nightstand? Some are in the nightstand, others are in the closet.
3. How many toys do you have? List them! (links & pictures are nice, too!) =P Not many: condoms (do they count as a toy?), several cock rings, two vibrators, and panties and pantyhose if they also count (I do use them when playing!).
4. Are you a swinger? Ever wanted to be? No, I'm not a swinger currently. Although the lifestyle is attractive, there's always the STD thing that keeps me from taking that step. As well as the assumption that if one is a swinger, then a few or a lot of others would want to have sex with me, which is pretty presumptuous.
5. When should parents sit children down for the "birds & bees" talk? When they start asking or when they are between 10-12. Some reach that age earlier, others later. And there is that fine edge between too soon and too late.
Bonus (as in optional): Do you know how many sex offenders are in your city? Find out & tell me. (click here!) Just one in my zip code (not me).
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Thursday, March 22, 2007
Its Thursday night and I have lots of time (and porn) on my hands (as well as my cock in my hand). I'm sitting here at my computer doing several things: reading the April issue of "Leg Show" magazine, watching a certain someone's pole dancing videos (thank you!!), watching the porn DVD "Plaid", and surfing for more porn. I'm wearing a brand new pair of panties, Barely There's jeanous in a white bikini, a new Maidenform bra, black stockings and garterbelt. Its going to be a loooong night!!
First, let me talk about April's Leg Show. It is incredible!! Probably the best so far (but don't I always think that of the new issues?). Seriously, it is. On the cover is a stunning Sunny Leone in a pink sweater, black seamed stockings, and pink heels. The look on her face just reaches out and grabs me. She's also in the front cover spread in a very cock-popping pose, as well as the letters pages. The letters are all worth reading. Back to Sunny. She's, she's, she's, ... just too damn gorgeous. Her legs are perfection. Her feet are so nice and suckable. Natural breasts, c-cup. The poses are incredible! Its hard not to stop here and jerk it all off for her. Rating 81.
First up is Ellen, a cute little blonde in blue lacey lingerie and gray stockings. Her poses and looks are A-1, I could easily look only at her to get off. She gets a rating of 68. Paige Richards is next, a Betty Page look-a-like. I really like her looks - long dark hair, curvy figure, pale skin, and feet to die for. The black lingerie really shows off her body well. She excites me, 61. Eve & Lydia are a great pair of women in a hotel room. Lots of legs & stockings, lots of lips and kissing. I'm certainly enjoying watching them enjoy themselves. Lydia 48, Eve 41, total 89. Sally Anne, I've seen her before in Leg Show, and sure enough, I have the issue she was last in. Nice plump legs, pantyhose, and a great smile, 51.
I think I've posted on this rating system before if you are wondering. It has nothing to do with looks, everything to do with how much she's showing off. My top picks for most masturbatable are Ellen, Paige, Sunny, Eve & Lydia, and Sally Anne.
Ok, I've been on the computer now for over two hours. No, it doesn't take that long to type with one hand! There's just soooo much to do tonight!
First, let me talk about April's Leg Show. It is incredible!! Probably the best so far (but don't I always think that of the new issues?). Seriously, it is. On the cover is a stunning Sunny Leone in a pink sweater, black seamed stockings, and pink heels. The look on her face just reaches out and grabs me. She's also in the front cover spread in a very cock-popping pose, as well as the letters pages. The letters are all worth reading. Back to Sunny. She's, she's, she's, ... just too damn gorgeous. Her legs are perfection. Her feet are so nice and suckable. Natural breasts, c-cup. The poses are incredible! Its hard not to stop here and jerk it all off for her. Rating 81.
First up is Ellen, a cute little blonde in blue lacey lingerie and gray stockings. Her poses and looks are A-1, I could easily look only at her to get off. She gets a rating of 68. Paige Richards is next, a Betty Page look-a-like. I really like her looks - long dark hair, curvy figure, pale skin, and feet to die for. The black lingerie really shows off her body well. She excites me, 61. Eve & Lydia are a great pair of women in a hotel room. Lots of legs & stockings, lots of lips and kissing. I'm certainly enjoying watching them enjoy themselves. Lydia 48, Eve 41, total 89. Sally Anne, I've seen her before in Leg Show, and sure enough, I have the issue she was last in. Nice plump legs, pantyhose, and a great smile, 51.
I think I've posted on this rating system before if you are wondering. It has nothing to do with looks, everything to do with how much she's showing off. My top picks for most masturbatable are Ellen, Paige, Sunny, Eve & Lydia, and Sally Anne.
Ok, I've been on the computer now for over two hours. No, it doesn't take that long to type with one hand! There's just soooo much to do tonight!
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Its Tuesday again: TMI Tuesday
1. When you are out in public, do you often get hard/get wet? No. I'm pretty good about self-control even when in public.
2. When you masturbate, how long, typically, is your session and what do you think about (other than having an orgasm)? The majority of the sessions are about 20 minutes. However, when I get the time, I like to masturbate for at least an hour, more if possible, edging all the while. I think about the things I'm looking at - pictures in a magazine, on my computer or Internet, or a video - and what's going on in that picture. When I have more time, I like to get all of my girl-clothes out and put on a nice lingerie outfit. The hosiery, panties, bra, and shoes are very sensual and tactile arousing. Couple this with viewing pictures of women's feet, legs, and bottoms also clad in similar clothing really gets me going. Its arousing to imagine being in the woman's presence dressed up and her controlling me, or imagine what it would be like to be dressed in her lingerie, or doing whatever it is that she's doing in the picture/video.
3. What is your most pleasurable intercourse position? Me on top. I have better control of the rhythm, strength, and motion of intercourse than in other positions. Kramer says that its better on the bottom ("Let them do all the work!"), and I think its better for her that way for the same reasons I like it on top.
4. How often do you use the word "fuck" (or its derivatives) in casual conversation - frequently, occasionally, rarely, never. Very rarely. It just doesn't seem to fit in my conversations.
5. Have you ever had a spontaneous orgasm? How when why where? Yes, a few times. All of the experiences were due to a build-up of excitement for an expected long masturbation session. One time I was going on a business trip late in the week. For the 5 or so days leading up to it, I was planning the girl-clothes to take with me, the adult magazines I'd buy at the airport, and even the clothes I'd buy during the trip's evenings. On the day of the trip, before I left my house, I had already put on a new pair of panties, new pantyhose, and a camisole. In my carry-on I had a pair of silk stockings, a garterbelt, and push-up bra. In my checked luggage I had a pair of women's khakis, two blouses, a pair of short-shorts, another bra, several pairs of panties, and a pair of heels. And my business clothes, too. Anyway, after a long flight and driving the rental car, I was sooo excited about getting to the hotel room to "get busy".
I checked in at the hotel's desk, then went to the lobby restroom to put on the women's khakis and heels as I just had to get more female clothing on ASAP, and took off my sweater. As I walked out of the restroom, I had to walk by the lobby bar when a table of women immediately noticed my heels and bra. The looks on their faces really got my heart racing! I got in the elevator with another couple that also got off at my floor. As I walked down one wing to get to my room, I could hear the woman tell the man "That guy's wearing heels and a bra!", which got me even more excited. Well, I got into my room, started taking off my clothes when, boom, I came hard in my panties.
Bonus (as in optional): Post a link to a picture you consider a strong sexual turn-on. Here it is! And here's a better one!
1. When you are out in public, do you often get hard/get wet? No. I'm pretty good about self-control even when in public.
2. When you masturbate, how long, typically, is your session and what do you think about (other than having an orgasm)? The majority of the sessions are about 20 minutes. However, when I get the time, I like to masturbate for at least an hour, more if possible, edging all the while. I think about the things I'm looking at - pictures in a magazine, on my computer or Internet, or a video - and what's going on in that picture. When I have more time, I like to get all of my girl-clothes out and put on a nice lingerie outfit. The hosiery, panties, bra, and shoes are very sensual and tactile arousing. Couple this with viewing pictures of women's feet, legs, and bottoms also clad in similar clothing really gets me going. Its arousing to imagine being in the woman's presence dressed up and her controlling me, or imagine what it would be like to be dressed in her lingerie, or doing whatever it is that she's doing in the picture/video.
3. What is your most pleasurable intercourse position? Me on top. I have better control of the rhythm, strength, and motion of intercourse than in other positions. Kramer says that its better on the bottom ("Let them do all the work!"), and I think its better for her that way for the same reasons I like it on top.
4. How often do you use the word "fuck" (or its derivatives) in casual conversation - frequently, occasionally, rarely, never. Very rarely. It just doesn't seem to fit in my conversations.
5. Have you ever had a spontaneous orgasm? How when why where? Yes, a few times. All of the experiences were due to a build-up of excitement for an expected long masturbation session. One time I was going on a business trip late in the week. For the 5 or so days leading up to it, I was planning the girl-clothes to take with me, the adult magazines I'd buy at the airport, and even the clothes I'd buy during the trip's evenings. On the day of the trip, before I left my house, I had already put on a new pair of panties, new pantyhose, and a camisole. In my carry-on I had a pair of silk stockings, a garterbelt, and push-up bra. In my checked luggage I had a pair of women's khakis, two blouses, a pair of short-shorts, another bra, several pairs of panties, and a pair of heels. And my business clothes, too. Anyway, after a long flight and driving the rental car, I was sooo excited about getting to the hotel room to "get busy".
I checked in at the hotel's desk, then went to the lobby restroom to put on the women's khakis and heels as I just had to get more female clothing on ASAP, and took off my sweater. As I walked out of the restroom, I had to walk by the lobby bar when a table of women immediately noticed my heels and bra. The looks on their faces really got my heart racing! I got in the elevator with another couple that also got off at my floor. As I walked down one wing to get to my room, I could hear the woman tell the man "That guy's wearing heels and a bra!", which got me even more excited. Well, I got into my room, started taking off my clothes when, boom, I came hard in my panties.
Bonus (as in optional): Post a link to a picture you consider a strong sexual turn-on. Here it is! And here's a better one!
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Its Tuesday, and I'm out of ideas for a post: TMI Tuesday
1. What is your favorite charity? Do you you give your time or just money to that charity? In terms of the amount of money donated, my favorite is the parish that I belong to. So far I've only give money. My college's alumni club just started doing public service, and I'm considering participating with it.
2. Describe your bed. What side do you sleep on? Queen size with a wooden headboard that I can't seem to stop from baning against the wall during the wild and crazy sex that is had in it unless I keep my hand pushed against it. I sleep on the right side if one is looking at it from the foot of the bed.
3. How important is a partners kissing ability? Very important. I love to kiss, but we have different kissing styles. I like lots of tongue.
4. Have you ever purposely tried to seduce someone over a long period of time? Other than my current SO, no. I think its tougher for a guy to seduce a woman. All a woman has to do to catch a man's attention is show a little leg, cleavage, or even touch a guy's arm or shoulder, not to mention wearing a nice perfume. Heck, just saying "Hello" to a guy is sometimes enough.
5. Top or bottom? Bottom. I'm submissive, and I prefer to receive. In other meanings, I prefer a woman's bottom to her top.
Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever shaved your pubic hair? Oh yes. I've been trimming and shaving for over 10 years, more like 15.
Actually, there are a few things on my mind. First, is Daylight Savings Time. Waking up an hour early is have some effects. Its been two days and I'm still tired all day. I know this will go away by the weekend. The other is my dreams. I'm not sure if my all-day tiredness is causing stranger than usual dreams, or just that I'm remembering them better since I'm waking up in the middle of them, but they sure are more unusual than the normal unusualness.
I did go shopping last Friday during my lunch hour. I was looking for some new stockings, a new garter belt, and jeans. Stockings - check. Garter belt - nope. They are tough to find. Macy's didn't have them, nor did Victoria's Secret. I did get a new bra at Macy's, a nice 38A black padded one. Vikky's had a new bra/pantie collection, Secret Embrace. They look great, but no bras in my size at the store, and a very limited selection of the matching pantie, which is what I really wanted. Jeans - nope. The Express store I went to only had their new $98 jeans. Come on! I know fashion jeans are in, but there's still a lot of business in the $30-$60 range. The Limited didn't have much to choose from, neither did a few of the others stores.
I may post some pictures at my Flickr site for Friends & Family. Let me know if you're interested.
1. What is your favorite charity? Do you you give your time or just money to that charity? In terms of the amount of money donated, my favorite is the parish that I belong to. So far I've only give money. My college's alumni club just started doing public service, and I'm considering participating with it.
2. Describe your bed. What side do you sleep on? Queen size with a wooden headboard that I can't seem to stop from baning against the wall during the wild and crazy sex that is had in it unless I keep my hand pushed against it. I sleep on the right side if one is looking at it from the foot of the bed.
3. How important is a partners kissing ability? Very important. I love to kiss, but we have different kissing styles. I like lots of tongue.
4. Have you ever purposely tried to seduce someone over a long period of time? Other than my current SO, no. I think its tougher for a guy to seduce a woman. All a woman has to do to catch a man's attention is show a little leg, cleavage, or even touch a guy's arm or shoulder, not to mention wearing a nice perfume. Heck, just saying "Hello" to a guy is sometimes enough.
5. Top or bottom? Bottom. I'm submissive, and I prefer to receive. In other meanings, I prefer a woman's bottom to her top.
Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever shaved your pubic hair? Oh yes. I've been trimming and shaving for over 10 years, more like 15.
Actually, there are a few things on my mind. First, is Daylight Savings Time. Waking up an hour early is have some effects. Its been two days and I'm still tired all day. I know this will go away by the weekend. The other is my dreams. I'm not sure if my all-day tiredness is causing stranger than usual dreams, or just that I'm remembering them better since I'm waking up in the middle of them, but they sure are more unusual than the normal unusualness.
I did go shopping last Friday during my lunch hour. I was looking for some new stockings, a new garter belt, and jeans. Stockings - check. Garter belt - nope. They are tough to find. Macy's didn't have them, nor did Victoria's Secret. I did get a new bra at Macy's, a nice 38A black padded one. Vikky's had a new bra/pantie collection, Secret Embrace. They look great, but no bras in my size at the store, and a very limited selection of the matching pantie, which is what I really wanted. Jeans - nope. The Express store I went to only had their new $98 jeans. Come on! I know fashion jeans are in, but there's still a lot of business in the $30-$60 range. The Limited didn't have much to choose from, neither did a few of the others stores.
I may post some pictures at my Flickr site for Friends & Family. Let me know if you're interested.
Friday, March 09, 2007
Strange Link Occurances
Something strange is going on with some of my links along the right column. When I click on some, not all, of them, the link won't work. When I look in the browser's address bar, I see a bunch of extra html code is attached. This code is not in the template. Any idea what might be causing this? I'm far from an html code expert. So if this happens to you when you click on one those links, just look at the address bar and edit what doesn't belong, and you'll get to where I intended the link to go.
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
Here we go again with another installment of TMI Tuesday.
1. Have you ever orgasmed sitting at your computer? What was the situation? Of course!! Many, many, many times. I'm either stripped down nekkid or in some of my girl-clothes, looking at some pictures or movies on the Internet, and doin' the deed. I need to get a more comfortable chair for doing this.
2. Ever been sexual harassed? What happened? Not that I didn't like it, lol! See yesterday's post about the Philly Craft Beer Fest. That was probably the closest I've been to being sexually harassed.
3. Who is your hottest nerd crush? From the choices given, I pick Milla Jovovich from The Fifth Element. However, there are better that weren't in the list. I've always had a thing for the girls in Dr. Who:
1. Have you ever orgasmed sitting at your computer? What was the situation? Of course!! Many, many, many times. I'm either stripped down nekkid or in some of my girl-clothes, looking at some pictures or movies on the Internet, and doin' the deed. I need to get a more comfortable chair for doing this.
2. Ever been sexual harassed? What happened? Not that I didn't like it, lol! See yesterday's post about the Philly Craft Beer Fest. That was probably the closest I've been to being sexually harassed.
3. Who is your hottest nerd crush? From the choices given, I pick Milla Jovovich from The Fifth Element. However, there are better that weren't in the list. I've always had a thing for the girls in Dr. Who:
4. Can a man have multiple orgasms? Yes. They are a rarity, and well worth pursuing.
5. Is there such a thing as too much sex? No. Well, maybe if things start to get too sore and raw to make it enjoyable.
Bonus: Have you had sex in the last 24 hrs? No :( "Aunt Flow" is here for her monthly visit.
Monday, March 05, 2007
In Heaven there is no beer...
...that's why I drank it all day long on Saturday. We went to the Philly Craft Beer Festival at the Philadelphia Naval Yard. And what a beer-soaked afternoon it was. We arrived an hour late, and that was to our advantage. When the event opened, the line to get in was about 1/4-mile long. When we arrived we waited about 5 minutes to get in. The event organizers said they capped tickets at 1500 for each of the afternoon and evening sessions, and it looked more crowded than that though. There were so many brewers (~50) with at least 2 selections each, so there was no way to sample all of them. One didn't have to wait to get a sample, although moving from table to table was tough. There was some amazing beer there: Rogue's Chocolate Stout, Magic Hat's Vanilla Porter, and a Rock Art that I can't remember.
There were three things that stood out for me there:
1. The people. I'm a people watcher and this was a great place for it. Sure, there were you stereo-typical beer geeks there - guys that look like they just woke up and put on the clothes that were on the floor from yesterday. But there were a lot more women than I assumed, maybe even more women than men. And the majority of them were very good looking (and that was before the beer goggles went on). The guy in front of me in the food line (man does not live by beer alone) was shamelessly giving his wife a back rub - reaching up under her blouse and down her jeans, occasionally pulling up the back of her thong above her jeans. And the front of her blouse was low-cut enough that she offered a clear view of her attractive cleavage. She wasn't sleazy by any means, just a bit tipsy.
2. Ah, the advantages of being in a crowd. As I was drinking a sample, a 20-ish year old girl grabs my ass and says "Hey handsome, can I squeeze by?" "Yes you may!" I said to her with a smile on my face. Its not every day that a strange girl does this to me, and the pleasure was all mine. I should have offered her $20 to do it again!
3. The ability of Philadelphians, no matter the location or event, to break out in the "E - A - G - L - E - S !" cheer multiple times.
After the session was over, we headed up to The Standard Tap for some eats and more beer. A great place if you're ever in town.
It would have been a great venue for some crossdressing (at least the androgynous look with women's jeans, low heals, blouse, and sweater), but I was with some friends and ran into some other friends that I didn't know were going to be there. At least I had my panties and hosiery on ;)
There were three things that stood out for me there:
1. The people. I'm a people watcher and this was a great place for it. Sure, there were you stereo-typical beer geeks there - guys that look like they just woke up and put on the clothes that were on the floor from yesterday. But there were a lot more women than I assumed, maybe even more women than men. And the majority of them were very good looking (and that was before the beer goggles went on). The guy in front of me in the food line (man does not live by beer alone) was shamelessly giving his wife a back rub - reaching up under her blouse and down her jeans, occasionally pulling up the back of her thong above her jeans. And the front of her blouse was low-cut enough that she offered a clear view of her attractive cleavage. She wasn't sleazy by any means, just a bit tipsy.
2. Ah, the advantages of being in a crowd. As I was drinking a sample, a 20-ish year old girl grabs my ass and says "Hey handsome, can I squeeze by?" "Yes you may!" I said to her with a smile on my face. Its not every day that a strange girl does this to me, and the pleasure was all mine. I should have offered her $20 to do it again!
3. The ability of Philadelphians, no matter the location or event, to break out in the "E - A - G - L - E - S !" cheer multiple times.
After the session was over, we headed up to The Standard Tap for some eats and more beer. A great place if you're ever in town.
It would have been a great venue for some crossdressing (at least the androgynous look with women's jeans, low heals, blouse, and sweater), but I was with some friends and ran into some other friends that I didn't know were going to be there. At least I had my panties and hosiery on ;)
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Okay, I know I said last week that this bog is turning into TMI Tuesday posts, and I don't want that to happen. But (...everyone has a big but) I don't have much to say since last week.
I entered two of my homebrew beers in a local homebrewing contest recently. Before they announced the results, I read my scoring sheets. The first one, a stout, scored pretty well. A few points higher than last year's entry. I didn't think much of it. The other scored far below this. At first I was stunned. I didn't think it was great, but not as bad as it was scored. The feedback is invaluable though. That's why I entered them into the contest. Anyway, I stuck around until the awards ceremony just to see who did win. They went through the first few categories and my "bad" beer didn't place and I didn't expect it to. Then they reached the category for my "good" beer. I was again stunned as they called my name for 2nd Place!! I thought it was good, but not anywhere near as good as some of the people who've been brewing for longer that I have, and brewed with a full-grain mash, not the grain/extract mash that I do. Now I've got me a big red ribbon and a gift certificate to a restaurant. Yippee!!
Now on to the questions:
1. Commando: Sexy or disgusting? Do you have a "best" commando story? Depends on who and where. If it is some smelly, creepy person - no way! If it is her in a skirt and we're out on the town - yahoo!! No good story for me. Add this to the list of things to do.
2. Foreplay: Is there such a thing as too much? Only if it results in a premature ejaculation. Otherwise, I *love* lots of foreplay.
3. Oral sex: Good if you are getting? Good is you are giving? Equally ewwwww? Good both ways, especially if it is at the same time!
4. Orgasm: Is one per night enough or does the first one just get your motor running? Depends on the amount of foreplay. If the foreplay has been going on for a long, long time, then the orgasm pretty much completes me. But then again, that's how it usually goes for me.
5. Morning sex: "Oh hell yes!", "Well if I have, too." or "Just get in the shower and go to work." I *love* morning sex. I also love sex just out of the shower. Once the thought of sex is in my mind in the morning, I pretty much have to get some or I'm a horn-dog all day.
Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever had anonymous sex? Have you ever had an orgasm without at least knowing your partner's last name? No. Add that to the list.
I entered two of my homebrew beers in a local homebrewing contest recently. Before they announced the results, I read my scoring sheets. The first one, a stout, scored pretty well. A few points higher than last year's entry. I didn't think much of it. The other scored far below this. At first I was stunned. I didn't think it was great, but not as bad as it was scored. The feedback is invaluable though. That's why I entered them into the contest. Anyway, I stuck around until the awards ceremony just to see who did win. They went through the first few categories and my "bad" beer didn't place and I didn't expect it to. Then they reached the category for my "good" beer. I was again stunned as they called my name for 2nd Place!! I thought it was good, but not anywhere near as good as some of the people who've been brewing for longer that I have, and brewed with a full-grain mash, not the grain/extract mash that I do. Now I've got me a big red ribbon and a gift certificate to a restaurant. Yippee!!
Now on to the questions:
1. Commando: Sexy or disgusting? Do you have a "best" commando story? Depends on who and where. If it is some smelly, creepy person - no way! If it is her in a skirt and we're out on the town - yahoo!! No good story for me. Add this to the list of things to do.
2. Foreplay: Is there such a thing as too much? Only if it results in a premature ejaculation. Otherwise, I *love* lots of foreplay.
3. Oral sex: Good if you are getting? Good is you are giving? Equally ewwwww? Good both ways, especially if it is at the same time!
4. Orgasm: Is one per night enough or does the first one just get your motor running? Depends on the amount of foreplay. If the foreplay has been going on for a long, long time, then the orgasm pretty much completes me. But then again, that's how it usually goes for me.
5. Morning sex: "Oh hell yes!", "Well if I have, too." or "Just get in the shower and go to work." I *love* morning sex. I also love sex just out of the shower. Once the thought of sex is in my mind in the morning, I pretty much have to get some or I'm a horn-dog all day.
Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever had anonymous sex? Have you ever had an orgasm without at least knowing your partner's last name? No. Add that to the list.
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Okay, I know this TMI Tuesday is a day late. I had President's Day off and that's thrown me off the wave. And I can't believe I haven't posted since last Tuesday. I really don't want this blog to degenerate into just TMI posts.
Running season has started again with a run last Saturday. Yep, it was cold (~20 F). And it was a justifiable reason to wear running tights in public. Not as sensual as wearing pantyhose (ok, I confess, the pantyhose were on underneath), but they do feel good. And many of the women running also wore tights rather than running pants, so I had something to look at during the race.
As you may have noticed, I added a chat widget at the bottom of the right column. Hopefully I'll be on-line when someone is reading this blog and we can chat.
On with the questions. Would you rather...
1. be famous now & forgotten after you die or forgotten now & famous after you die, forever? & Why?
Be famous after I die. With fame comes too many problems - people would hound me for my money, time, advice, and pictures, I'd have no free or private time to myself.
2. give blood or read Hamlet? & Why?
Read Hamlet. I'm too much of a pussy to give blood. Giving blood for drug/cholesterol tests is enough to make me feel feint.
3. be extravagantly rich, but hated by others or be well loved and admired, but dirt poor? & Why?
Poor, I'm sure I could sponge off of those that love and admire me ;)
4. be imprisoned for the rest of your life or kill someone? & Why?
Be imprisoned, I have too much respect for human life to kill. But that would also depend on the prison. I'm sure if I were in one of those prisons where one gets raped everyday, I'd eventually go crazy and try to kill.
5. fight Mike Tyson or talk like him? & Why?
Fight Mike Tyson. I'd run around the ring until he tires out, then let him hit me once. I'd willingly hit the mat and not come up. Talking like him would be a never-ending curse.
Bonus (as in optional): Who would you kill if you were guaranteed to get away with it? No one. I thought about the bad people in the world, but there are too many of them to make a difference if only one is killed. Even the very evil heads of state. Take one out and there's another one right behind ready to take over.
Running season has started again with a run last Saturday. Yep, it was cold (~20 F). And it was a justifiable reason to wear running tights in public. Not as sensual as wearing pantyhose (ok, I confess, the pantyhose were on underneath), but they do feel good. And many of the women running also wore tights rather than running pants, so I had something to look at during the race.
As you may have noticed, I added a chat widget at the bottom of the right column. Hopefully I'll be on-line when someone is reading this blog and we can chat.
On with the questions. Would you rather...
1. be famous now & forgotten after you die or forgotten now & famous after you die, forever? & Why?
Be famous after I die. With fame comes too many problems - people would hound me for my money, time, advice, and pictures, I'd have no free or private time to myself.
2. give blood or read Hamlet? & Why?
Read Hamlet. I'm too much of a pussy to give blood. Giving blood for drug/cholesterol tests is enough to make me feel feint.
3. be extravagantly rich, but hated by others or be well loved and admired, but dirt poor? & Why?
Poor, I'm sure I could sponge off of those that love and admire me ;)
4. be imprisoned for the rest of your life or kill someone? & Why?
Be imprisoned, I have too much respect for human life to kill. But that would also depend on the prison. I'm sure if I were in one of those prisons where one gets raped everyday, I'd eventually go crazy and try to kill.
5. fight Mike Tyson or talk like him? & Why?
Fight Mike Tyson. I'd run around the ring until he tires out, then let him hit me once. I'd willingly hit the mat and not come up. Talking like him would be a never-ending curse.
Bonus (as in optional): Who would you kill if you were guaranteed to get away with it? No one. I thought about the bad people in the world, but there are too many of them to make a difference if only one is killed. Even the very evil heads of state. Take one out and there's another one right behind ready to take over.
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
TMI Tuesday...The Valentine's Day Edition.
1. Have you had sex with another person in 2007? Yes!! Averaging once per week. Have you passed on an opportunity to sex with another person in 2007? No.
2. What is the funniest thing you have ever said or done during sex? (Orgasmic facial expressions do not count.) "A knee to the groin, even if it was a mistake, still does not make the boys happy."
3. What is the first thing you notice about a member of the opposite sex? If I can see their faces, its the eyes. If its a rear view, then its their ass. Unless, of course, she's wearing a skirt or shorts, then its her legs even if she's facing me.
4. What is the best pick-up line you have ever heard? Can't say that I've heard one that is the best. Most are just cheesy. Every used? Nope, don't use 'em. Ever been used on you? Cant' really remember any being used on me - maybe that's the sign of a good one.
5. Where is the most unique place you have ever had sex? Costa Rica. Unique for me, but probably not unique for the millions of people that actually live in Costa Rica. They would probably say Philly is the most unique place they've had sex if they've ever been here.
Bonus (as in optional): Do you pee in the shower? Occasionally. If so, has any SO known that you pee in the shower? No. Has any SO peed in the shower? Never asked, never looked. That's the way it should be.
Did you see The Police perform at the Grammy's? Incredible!! Here's the link to the tour. I hope I can get tickets if the come to Philly.
2. What is the funniest thing you have ever said or done during sex? (Orgasmic facial expressions do not count.) "A knee to the groin, even if it was a mistake, still does not make the boys happy."
3. What is the first thing you notice about a member of the opposite sex? If I can see their faces, its the eyes. If its a rear view, then its their ass. Unless, of course, she's wearing a skirt or shorts, then its her legs even if she's facing me.
4. What is the best pick-up line you have ever heard? Can't say that I've heard one that is the best. Most are just cheesy. Every used? Nope, don't use 'em. Ever been used on you? Cant' really remember any being used on me - maybe that's the sign of a good one.
5. Where is the most unique place you have ever had sex? Costa Rica. Unique for me, but probably not unique for the millions of people that actually live in Costa Rica. They would probably say Philly is the most unique place they've had sex if they've ever been here.
Bonus (as in optional): Do you pee in the shower? Occasionally. If so, has any SO known that you pee in the shower? No. Has any SO peed in the shower? Never asked, never looked. That's the way it should be.
Did you see The Police perform at the Grammy's? Incredible!! Here's the link to the tour. I hope I can get tickets if the come to Philly.
Monday, February 12, 2007
Car update: I finally got my car back from the collision repair shop last week. It looks great!! They did an excellent job, and the owner even gave me credit for a coupon that they publish in the local newspaper. This cut my out-of-pocket expense in half. Now I hope I can keep her another 5 years or more.
We went to the Philly Car Show over the weekend. Lots of beautiful cars all around. I'll post pictures either here or at my Flicker account. It still beats me why more manufacturer's don't make more fuel effiecient cars. Fuel efficient doesn't always mean poor performance or low quality. Take the Honda Civic or the Cooper Mini as examples. Both have plenty of power and are very stylish for moderately priced cars. Both of which may be the replacement for my Accord in 5 years. Ford had a concept car on display, the Reflex pictured below. Its a uniquely styled car and I think is supposed to have a hybrid or alternatively fueled engine. But why wait for the technology to come down in price? Just put a standard gasoline engine it it and they'd sell them like hot cakes.
"Shaguar!!"
Off of my soap box. Has anyone heard from Feetman lately? Looks like his site has been taken over, again.
I may have to go shopping on Thursday - all of the Valentine's Day lingerie will be on sale!!!
We went to the Philly Car Show over the weekend. Lots of beautiful cars all around. I'll post pictures either here or at my Flicker account. It still beats me why more manufacturer's don't make more fuel effiecient cars. Fuel efficient doesn't always mean poor performance or low quality. Take the Honda Civic or the Cooper Mini as examples. Both have plenty of power and are very stylish for moderately priced cars. Both of which may be the replacement for my Accord in 5 years. Ford had a concept car on display, the Reflex pictured below. Its a uniquely styled car and I think is supposed to have a hybrid or alternatively fueled engine. But why wait for the technology to come down in price? Just put a standard gasoline engine it it and they'd sell them like hot cakes.
"Shaguar!!"
Off of my soap box. Has anyone heard from Feetman lately? Looks like his site has been taken over, again.
I may have to go shopping on Thursday - all of the Valentine's Day lingerie will be on sale!!!
Wednesday, February 07, 2007
TMI Tuesday
Let's all play along: TMI Tuesday
1. Have you ever had sex in a friend's house/apartment/car/whatever... but not with that friend? Does your friend know? No - I'll add this to the "To Do" list.
2. Have you ever sat at your computer naked? Very often!! How else does one surf for porn?
3. If you are sure you WOULD get caught, is there anyone (known personally, celebrity, fictional character) you'd cheat with? Sure! Here is a post here of those women, and there are two more pictures just a few posts down.
4. Have you ever photocopied a body part? Yes, just a hand.
5. Just how rigid are your standards: Is there anyone out there (say, a celebrity), that you'd do, just to say you scored? (We aren't talking a dreamy celebrity i.e. Brad Pitt or Jennifer Aniston; we are talking Mick Jagger, Dick Chenney, or the Queen of England.) Given those choices - no way!
6. Have you ever contacted a “lost love” years later? Yes. Not long after I met my current SO, I ran into two girls with whom I went to college at a bar after a Cubs baseball game. This was about 5 years after college. Since I had just started seeing my SO, I figured I'd test the waters with the "lost love", but it didn't really go any where.
7. What was the worst thing your SO ever caught you doing? Masturbating - see question #2. What was the worst thing your parents ever caught you doing? One time when I was in 8th grade I went up to my room after school to change clothes and masturbate. Usually not a problem. However, that day I wanted some of the good material that my brother had in his room. The folks were down stairs so, feeling rather cavalier, I walked down the hall to his room in just a shirt. I got to his room and found the magazines. When I got up to leave, I heard Dad walking up the stairs. I quickly jumped behind my brother's bed, hoping Dad would go to his room and not see me. Not to be. He came into my brother's room to get something out of his closet (they shared it) and saw me sitting between the bed and wall. Not sure what he saw as I had the shirt pulled down around my waist and legs. I just told him I was looking for something under the bed and waited for him to leave. It was a close enough call to induce shrinkage. Did you ever do either of those things again? Of course!
8. What is the shortest period of time you've ever gone between sex with two different sexual partners in separate sessions (that means threesomes don't count unless they are separate threesomes)? Too long.
9. Besides the usual (lingerie, sexy shoes, etc.), what's the sexiest thing your SO can wear? Short shorts - short enough that I can see the bottom curve of her ass below the bottom of the shorts.
10. Have you ever masturbated with a house hold object (other than a sex toy)? If so what? Yes, rubber gloves, ice, candles, a honeydew melon, lingerie, and probably more that I can't think of now.
Bonus (as in optional): For you girls out there...what size boobs do you have? For you guys, how many inches are you packing? Hmmm, that depends on how aroused I am, currently 8-1/2".
1. Have you ever had sex in a friend's house/apartment/car/whatever... but not with that friend? Does your friend know? No - I'll add this to the "To Do" list.
2. Have you ever sat at your computer naked? Very often!! How else does one surf for porn?
3. If you are sure you WOULD get caught, is there anyone (known personally, celebrity, fictional character) you'd cheat with? Sure! Here is a post here of those women, and there are two more pictures just a few posts down.
4. Have you ever photocopied a body part? Yes, just a hand.
5. Just how rigid are your standards: Is there anyone out there (say, a celebrity), that you'd do, just to say you scored? (We aren't talking a dreamy celebrity i.e. Brad Pitt or Jennifer Aniston; we are talking Mick Jagger, Dick Chenney, or the Queen of England.) Given those choices - no way!
6. Have you ever contacted a “lost love” years later? Yes. Not long after I met my current SO, I ran into two girls with whom I went to college at a bar after a Cubs baseball game. This was about 5 years after college. Since I had just started seeing my SO, I figured I'd test the waters with the "lost love", but it didn't really go any where.
7. What was the worst thing your SO ever caught you doing? Masturbating - see question #2. What was the worst thing your parents ever caught you doing? One time when I was in 8th grade I went up to my room after school to change clothes and masturbate. Usually not a problem. However, that day I wanted some of the good material that my brother had in his room. The folks were down stairs so, feeling rather cavalier, I walked down the hall to his room in just a shirt. I got to his room and found the magazines. When I got up to leave, I heard Dad walking up the stairs. I quickly jumped behind my brother's bed, hoping Dad would go to his room and not see me. Not to be. He came into my brother's room to get something out of his closet (they shared it) and saw me sitting between the bed and wall. Not sure what he saw as I had the shirt pulled down around my waist and legs. I just told him I was looking for something under the bed and waited for him to leave. It was a close enough call to induce shrinkage. Did you ever do either of those things again? Of course!
8. What is the shortest period of time you've ever gone between sex with two different sexual partners in separate sessions (that means threesomes don't count unless they are separate threesomes)? Too long.
9. Besides the usual (lingerie, sexy shoes, etc.), what's the sexiest thing your SO can wear? Short shorts - short enough that I can see the bottom curve of her ass below the bottom of the shorts.
10. Have you ever masturbated with a house hold object (other than a sex toy)? If so what? Yes, rubber gloves, ice, candles, a honeydew melon, lingerie, and probably more that I can't think of now.
Bonus (as in optional): For you girls out there...what size boobs do you have? For you guys, how many inches are you packing? Hmmm, that depends on how aroused I am, currently 8-1/2".
Monday, February 05, 2007
I'm getting that shopping itch again. I haven't been out shopping for women's clothes in too long of a time. I really need like an entire day to myself for shopping. Get up, take a nice long bath, shave, put on a nice camisole, panty, stockings, women's khakis, a blouse, and women's shoes. Go to the local coffee house for some breakfast, then off to the mall. Shopping on the Internet is not much fun. Inspiring, yes. Nothing is better than seeing clothes and shoes in person. In person, one is able to touch the material, try the clothes on, see how it drapes on the body. There are a lot more stores than these at which I shop, but the others don't have web sites. Conversely, Victoria's Secret has a great web site, but they don't carry their outerwear clothes in the stores. Of course, I could spend all day there buying lingerie!
Lately I've been looking at these pants from New York & Co.
pants and shoes from Banana Republic
and pants from The Gap
For shoes, I like Nine West
Lately I've been looking at these pants from New York & Co.
pants and shoes from Banana Republic
and pants from The Gap
For shoes, I like Nine West
