Vacation

I'm on vacation the week of July 29th so I won't be blogging in the traditional sense. I will, however, try to send a picture from my camera phone to this blog every day.

Hopefully I'm over the stomach bug I had last week. I missed a 5K because of it (and a chance at seeing the hot girl that I usually see at these races). There's another 5K for which I'm registered this Wednesday night, a trail run, so hopefully I'll see her there.


TMI Tuesday

1. Leather, lace or silk? I like silk. Not much experience with leather, and lace can be chaffing.


2. Do you subscribe (or regularly buy) to any "dirty" magazines? Which ones? Yes, I regularly buy Leg Show magazine, dedicated to the foot, leg, and hosiery fetishist. In fact, I just picked up the latest last Friday. I've reviewed a few of the past issues in this blog. I considerate it a very good magazine, far better than any of the other magazines that cover the same topic.

There are a few things that separate good magazines from the bad:

1. Print quality. Some mags have pictures that are not printed well or printed on poor quality paper. Think of the difference between Playboy and the ads in the Sunday newspaper. Leg Show's print quality is usually very good.
2. Quality of the photo. Some photo layouts are nothing but close-ups, or the camera is too far away from the subject, or the picture on the page is too small to show any detail, or the photo is just not cropped correctly. Playboy, Leg Show, and Hustler take and print great photos - very detailed, good coloring, large pictures.
3. Subject matter. Some of the other leg/hosiery magazines say they are just that. They just don't deliver it as well. Yes, the models may all be wearing stockings or pantyhose, but the hosiery isn't given the same attention. Ok, enough of my rant...
   

3. Have you ever had sex in water (tub/pool/lake/ocean)? No, not yet. Anyone want to let me borrow some time in their hot tub or pool?

4. The three words that best describe you in bed are eager, routine, and overbearing. Three words that best describe your most recent partner in bed are routine, passive, and hot (her hands get really hot).

5. Did you lose your virginity as an impetuous youth, "to prove that you loved" him/her, because of a romantic gesture, a newly wed or other (please describe because I can't think of what an "other" might be)? "Other" as I wasn't an impetuous youth (not old either).

Bonus (as in optional): Name three words that: a) get you excited: chocolate, beer (micro brew), sex. b) make you squirm: needles, blood, abscess c) make you laugh: "Ni!", gadzooks, cheeky.

Update: Just a few notes on the August issue of Leg Show. Adriana 52***; Ashely Blue 43; Alaya 24; Kiara 54*; Charlie 61***; Daphne 52**; Steffi 44**; Helene 29; Jennifer 54***; Glimpse 26; Nataleigh 16. Let me know if you want to know what the number mean. Oh, and the porn "Employ My Pussy" is very good.

The "L" word is spreading around the office. As in Layoff. Seems that the market is down for the product that our company makes and doesn't look like it will pick up anytime soon. My manager was let go in March, and everyone is pretty sure they are going to close our location. I've already started making calls to other possible employers. Any advice for the layoff meeting?

I was pretty sick last week with the intestinal flu that's been going around. By Thursday I thought I was better, until today. Something just isn't right - dizzy, clammy hands & feet.

Philly's Lost...

10,000 baseball games and its marbles. What better way to celebrate than pouring 10,000 marbles down the Art Museum steps! Here's the video! I think they should have given the bucket a bigger push.

And what about those lame commercials for Outback Steakhouse with the Pet Shop Boys sound-alike song (or is it really them)? Irritating as all get out to me. I liked the PSBs in the '80's, but those commercials are just annoying.

Oh, and I've added a chat widget at the bottom of the blog. So if you're here when I'm here too, we can chat!

TMI Tuesday again...

1. What's the sexiest type of underwear? "The ones she was wearing." lol! Seriously, I like string bikinis and boy-shorts the best. They give definition to a woman's shape. Thongs are nice, but you might as well not wear anything.

2. Would you/have you ever paid money for sex? No. It would have to be some spectacular experience to be worth paying for. I mean, good looks don't always equal sexual prowess (and vice versa), so how would I know that I'm going to get my money's worth beforehand? Pay afterwards? Not a good deal for the other person as one could always say that it wasn't worth x # of $'s. Porn raises the bar. One might think "Wow, if she could do that like so-and-so did in that porn video, I'd pay the big bucks."

3. Is facial/body hair sexy or no? (Moustache, chest, etc. for men, and underarms/legs for women.) Or do you frankly not care? On women, light body hair is okay, and I mean light in color and thickness. Its kind of attractive. It says that she's confident in her own self that some hair doesn't matter. Dark, thick hair, though, has to go on legs & underarms. I wish it were the norm for men to shave off body hair too as I can't stand mine.

4. What is the strangest thing you've ever seen featured in pornography? There's stuff that I've seen in which I'd never, ever participate (animals, scat, piercing), and some that just seem kind of odd (braces). To each his own as long as it is legal and consensual.

5. What's worse, not enough sex or too much? Is there such a thing as "too much"? I'd go with not enough. I mean, when one doesn't have enough then one starts looking at porn alone and starts blogging about it. When one has too much one has no time to blog about it. One has had too much when one becomes too sore to do it again.

Bonus: What's the most illegal thing you've ever done (that you can admit to, at least)? Were you caught? "I've been advised by my legal counsel not to answer that question." Ok, so I've run more than a few red lights in my driving life, and I've removed some mattress tags, and I've passed people in the right lane, and I've worn white after Labor Day, so sue me! Never been caught!

"This blog is open to invited readers only." I've seen this on a few blogs on my blog roll that I used to read and now can't. I don't mind not being able to view someone's blog as they can be very personal and not everyone wants just anyone to see their most personal information. What does bother me is that there's no way to contact the blogger to ask to be invited. I'd prefer to have someone tell me that they don't want me to see their blog for no reason at all (even by form letter) then to just be totally blocked.

I'm really getting the crossdressing itch bad lately. Stress at work has been running high and I just need some extended "me time". If only I had the time to slip on some stockings, a nice bra & pantie set, women's khaki pants & blouse, a pair of heels, and go somewhere, even if it were just to the coffee shop or to the mall for a while. The down side is that its too blazing hot outside to wear all that stuff.

And now for TMI Tuesday:

1. Who was your childhood hero? I'm going plural on this one. First, my Dad. He played football in high school and lettered. When you're a kid, that was the equivalent of playing professional football. He's smart, knows everyone everywhere we go. He was in the Army Air Corps in WWII. He was born in Italy. What more evidence is needed to make him your hero too? My other childhood heroes were Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock. I started watching Star Trek in the early '70's when it was in syndication, and still do.

2. Have you ever had sex with someone who has a myspace page? No. I don't even have a myspace page. No need to - this blog is my own space. I do have "me time", so maybe that counts.

3. What fantasies have you openly told your partner about? D/s where she's the D, and she doesn't really go for that type of stuff.

4. Have you ever said you love someone but didn't mean it? I can't think of anyone specific, but probably some relative or some acquaintance in passing.

5. Have you ever woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you? Not yet.

Bonus (as in optional): Do you remember a time when you were having sex that you smile or even laugh about now? Do tell.... Sure, the first time we tried it doggy-style. I kept telling her to arch her back, and she kept arching it up instead of down making it more difficult to get it in. After that I said that there are good reasons to watch porn, one of them being to get the motions right, and she didn't go for that.

I'm late TMI for this week. Its been a busy one. The 'rents came out for a visit for the 4th. We had lots of fun - grilling out, going to the parade on the 4th, going out for dinner. Its great to see them as they live in another state. We talk at least once a week, and nothing beats seeing them in person.

1. Describe your first kiss. The first "real" kiss, not just a peck on the lips - we were lip kissing for a long time and I assumed she wasn't a French kisser, then she stuck her tongue way into my mouth. I just about gagged our of surprise. She thought I didn't like it, and I kept telling her that I loved it, I just wasn't expecting it.

2. Should a person's pubic hair be trimmed, shaved, or just grown out as the jungle God intended it to be? There has to be some grooming going on. For me, I keep the hair above my cock trimmed short, and everything below shaved smooth. I think that's a good look for guys. Some guys can shave it all and that's looks good too. Women have lots more options. Let it grow out above and shave below the top of the vag, or trim above, or shave it in a neat pattern, or shave all of it. If you're lucky IMO you naturally don't have much hair at all down there. I wish that were me - naturally sparse body hair. Actually I think its hot for a woman not to shave any part of her body if she naturally doesn't have much hair.

3. What's the best super-hero comic book movie ever made? Akira, a Japanese manga. No one is actually a super hero per se - a few have super powers and it is a comic book.

4. Coke or Pepsi? Diet Coke, please. Even the Diet Coke with lime is good. Diet Dr. Pepper rules!!

5. Have you ever been caught masturbating? Yep, I'm sure I've written about it here somewhere. If not, let me know. Maybe I should try to make a photo story...

6. Which way do you lean your head when going for a kiss? Usually to the left.

7. Jockstraps, sexy or no? I'd say no. I've never had to wear one, so I'm not sure if it would make me feel sexy or not. It would depend on the fabric.

Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever used the excuse, "Oh, I was so drunk that night, I don't remember a THING!" There were a few times that happened in college. I'd write about it, but, you guessed it, I don't remember, lol!

Masturbation. We all do it (at least those that read my blog ;) ) I used to think that the habits and rituals that are part of my routine were somewhat "out there." Who else other than me would edge for hours on end? Who else would start stripping down to nothing once the house was empty, or alone in a hotel room or someone else's home? Who else has a favorite towel they lay down on when doing the deed? Who else would plan all the little details of a session knowing the house would be empty when returning to it, or once the hotel room is reached?

I used to think I was the only one that did these things. Then I stumbled onto the blogsphere and found that there are others just like me. And today I was listening to WMMR and they were talking about the very same things! Ok, so DJ's aren't your typical people. If they are talking about it, then there must be lots of other people doing the same. I don't feel so odd now. They do Podcast the morning program so download it if you dare!

I almost snapped a picture of the MILF today as I was driving to work. However, I was unsuccessful as I was so intent on listening to the radio that I missed the opportunity. I'm going to have to start going to the supermarket in that neighborhood...

Only in Philly....

...in the land of cheesesteaks, water ice, Ben Franklin, there's WMMR and this. Gadzooks, what will they do next?!

MILF: Most people would be put off by a road closure and detour. Not me. Instead of zipping up 309 to get to work as my entrance is closed, I take the detour. And am I ever thankful. Without having to take the detour, I never would have experienced the joy of seeing the MIFL that walks along one of the roads every morning. Today was just a bit better. She was on my side of the road wearing a hot pink jogging bra and tight black shorts. OMG! What a hottie! As I was driving by she was bent over tying her shoe lace giving be a great view of her incredible ass, then she stood up and turned giving me another great view of her incredible bust. I know, you are all saying "Get a life!" or "Take some pictures!". I just see it as one small thing in this world that makes going to work something to look forward to.

Fish: Things in the tank are much better now. I tossed all the old sand in the bottom, added new gravel, a new filter, and a plastic alligator. The fish seem much happier. I also found that there are two living sucker fish in the tank. When I took all the fish out to clean the tank I counted only one sucker live fish. Then when I took out the rocks I found another live sucker fish hiding. No telling how long that dead one I removed last week was in there.

TMI Time (and late) again!


1. Does the carpet match the drapes? The carpet has much less gray than the drapes. I've been going gray since I was 20, and I'm just starting to go gray in other places.

2. Have you ever used personal information about someone to blackmail them? I actually did once when I was a teen. I failed my first driving test, and my brother was the only one other than my dad that knew. I told him that if he told anyone else that I'd expose his secret porn stash. If he only knew of the stash I have now...

3. What is your favorite thing to lick? The answer is intuitively obvious.

4. Have you ever had sex in a place of worship? (i.e., church, temple, mosque, etc.) No, and I don't think I'll put it on the list.

5. If you watch video porn, do you buy it in a store, from a catalog, online, or download it? LINK!!! ;) I've bought a few in a store and have downloaded some. See the links at the bottom right. I'd rather download the free stuff. After watching a video a few times the "newness" wears off and its just not as exciting to watch over and over. Its almost like I want to be able to direct the actors - "Do that again, do that just a little bit longer, get a close-up of that."

Bonus (as in optional): How often, if ever, do you "fake it?" No, a man's orgasm is pretty evident.

Ran another 5K last night, 23:35 was my time. Not my best, but you should have seen the hill at mile 2! It was about 3/4 mile long and up, up, up it went! This was the first time I had run this specific race. I knew there was a hill and had no idea of the incline. In retrospect I think I could have run a bit faster. That is the goal for next year. In the mean time, I've registered for the Philly Distance Run, a 13.1 mile half marathon in September. This will be my first half marathon so no time goal just yet.

Fish: One of the sucker fish has shuffled off to the great ocean. I figured out over the weekend how to get the filter that the neighbors gave working, and it really needs to be replaced. It is also missing the carbon filter section. I think the fish died because too many toxins are building up in the tank. We replaced some water today, and I plan to go to the aquarium store to buy a new filter, another sucker fish, gravel to replace the sand in the tank, and a siphon to clean the tank easier. Maybe even one of those little toy deep sea divers to put on the bottom.

TMI Time again!

1. If you were to face the Wizard of Oz, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart? More courage. I'm a chicken when it comes to needles and blood. I've always been afraid of giving blood, something that we should all do.

2. Have you ever gone to court for anything? Yes. What for? To contest a speeding ticket. Luckily I spoke to the police officer before the hearing and he agreed to drop the charges since it was my first offence. No more speeding to the Post Office during lunch for me!

3. What was the last thing you did that you previously told yourself you wouldn't do? Phone sex. I said to myself that I wouldn't do it again. But... I was alone Saturday afternoon for a few hours and surfing for porn on the Internet led to masturbation which led to needing more than just that to get off in a big way.

4. Did you ever have a summer fling while on vacation? No. When I was a kid our vacations were just day trips to Cedar Point. I went on Spring Break only once in college and we unknowingly went to Marco Island, FL, where it was mostly retired folks.

5. Have you ever done anything sexual with someone who's name you never knew? Not yet!

Bonus (as in optional): What is the best way to mend a broken heart? Go out and do something, anything, just don't sit at home and dwell on it.

Wednesday's 5K: I ran another 5K race last night. My unofficial time was 22:10 which is one of my fastest. I didn't even come close to placing in my age group as there were way too many 40-40 yr olds running. Small races = awards, large races = hmm, well, more chicks in tight running clothes to look at. I ran with the cute girl that I see at many of the local races. She was just a few steps in front of me for most of the race. I prefer running behind her - gives me something to concentrate on. I saw through her shirt that she has a small tattoo at the base of her back, and I'm not sure what it is. From a picture I saw of her from another race I think she may also have another tattoo on her upper thigh. Hmmm, I'll have to be creative to determine if she does. Not sure if "Can you pull up your shorts so I can look at your upper thighs?" would be too appropriate.

Interesting radio talk today. One of yesterday's TMI questions was about getting injured during sex. That's what they were talking about today. A few interesting stories. I'll have to download the podcast to listen to the whole show. Could one of the folks from the station be a TMI'er too?

New Fish: A neighbor is moving and they can't take their fish with them, so I'm now the proud owner of a fish tank and fish. There are three types of fish and I'm not sure what they are. I'll post a picture soon and you can help me figure them out.


Hot MILF: On my daily commute to work since May I've noticed this really hot MILF walking every morning. Not sure if she's just out walking or walking to work. She's about 5'9" or so, average build, dark hair down past her shoulders, very pretty face, and always wears Capri pants. She makes my commute something to look forward to (in addition to listening to Preston & Steve on WMMR). If I get the chance I'll take a picture and post it so we can all share in her goodness.

And now for TMI Tuesday:

1. What is the meanest thing you've ever done/said to a lover/loved one? "Mean" is a matter of perception. She probably thought that when I told her that I crossdress was the meanest thing. See #7 for what I think was the meanest thing I did.

2. Have you ever had sex on an elevator? Not yet....

3. Have you ever lied about a rash and said it was a birthmark? OR Have you ever lied about a birthmark and said it was a rash? No, but I do lie about a scar I have on the side of my chest - "Yep, it was a knife fight. You should have seen what I did to the other guy..."

4. Have you ever had sex on a beach or in the water at a beach/pool? Argh, not yet either. I'd like to do it in the pool. Not on a beach - too many places for sand to get into and grind.

5. How old are you? How old do you feel? =P I'm 40, and I feel like I'm 25. In fact, I feel better than I did at 25. I've been a runner since I was 19 and I'm in the best shape of my life. I still have clothes that I wear today that I had when I was 19.

6. Have you or your partner been injured so badly during sex that you/they had to go to the hospital? No, and that's one thing that I hope doesn't happen!

7. Have you been to a strip club or "titty bar"? (Hooters does NOT count.) If so, did you get a lap dance? Sure! Several time in several other states. Yeah, the first two times it was kind of neat, but then it was kind of like "Ewe!! Where's she been before me?!" I haven't been to one of those places in over 10 years and I don't really have plans on going to one again.

Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever had a "blog crush" (i.e., a crush on someone, of whatever gender, that you haven't met in person but only know through their blog)? Who? (Link, please, if you dare!) =P Of course, and their links are to the right. Not naming names to protect the innocent.

Yea!!! Thanks to advice from Amorous Rocker I now have better control over my blog roll. If there's anything I can do for you, Rocker, please let me know.

Today is just one of those days. It surface-of-the-sun hot out there, nice and cool in here in the A/C, and my mind is wandering ... what would be a good fantasy for this afternoon be ...

... There's a knock at my door. I quickly pull on a pair of shorts and a t-shirt and answer the door. There are two women saying they are taking a poll of people's Internet surfing habits and would like to ask a few questions if they could. The blond is a 20-ish girl wearing lime-green capri pants, a white polo shirt, and white kitten heels. The clothes are a bit tight on her curvy figure, but not too tight. The other woman is in her mid 40's, shoulder length straight black hair, white blouse, khaki skirt, and black pumps. I agree and they start asking away - a lot of 'yes/no' questions. After about five minutes I ask how much more. They say there's 100 questions, so I ask them to come in from the heat.

The ladies take a seat on the couch and I in a chair across from them. As they ask their questions I can't help but noticed their legs, shoes, and very pretty looks. Some of the questions has to do with my browser and links, and I tell them that I was on the Internet when they knocked. "It would be easier to answer your questions if we go over to the computer," I suggest, but really I just need to adjust myself as I'm getting a bit excited. We walk over to the den. I have a bench at the computer desk and recliner off to the side. The older woman sits in the recliner and the girl sits next to me. "Ooops," I say as I notice that I left a porn site up. "No problem" the woman says, "we're interested in your Internet usage, no matter the site. Can you pull up you usage history for us?" I do, and we all see that for the past two hours I've been visiting a variety of porn sites, blogs, and chat sites. The girl is busy taking notes while the woman asks questions about the sites, how long I was at each one, how did I get from one site to another, etc. The mix of the girl's perfume and perspiration scent is really arousing me. The lack of underwear under these shorts is certainly not helping hide my growing erection. The women asks me to navigate to one of the sites and then asks some questions - why that site, what is appealing about it, etc.

Well, the site is one of the porn blogs I have listed on my blog, and on it are a lot of pictures of lesbians. I tell her that the site is one of my favorites as the pictures are all very large and clear, and the selection of women on it is excellent. "What do you do when you visit this site?" she asks. "Um, well, maybe mark down 'personal solo entertainment' " I say sheepishly. The girl next to me lets out a conceited sigh. The woman has slipped out of her shoes, exposing manicured toes that I can't take my eyes off of. She repeats a question snapping me out of my stare. "I told you to enter in this address," she says and rattles it off again. I type it in and it takes me to something like a chat room. The girl then takes over, typing in a few things and hitting a few buttons on the site. "This will take a few minutes," she says. "Our system is downloading all of your bookmarks and histories. It will examine them and then make recommendations for better sites for you to look at."

While we wait, the woman gets a few things out of her purse while the girl talks to me. I can't help but look down her shirt. The woman takes my hand and cuffs it to one side of the bench, the girl grabs the other hand and does the same. "What's going on?!" I ask urgently. They, however, are busy cuffing my ankles too. "We will judge the effectiveness of the computer's suggestions by monitoring the effect the suggested sites have on you," the woman says. The girl pulls my shirt up and pulls my shorts down. "Uh, another shave one," she says rolling her eyes. On the screen pops up a new site, porno movies. The girl starts one and sits back. The movie is of two girls and a guy going at it. The action isn't too different than other things I've seen, but the clarity of the video is outstanding, as is the sound. I find myself erect again and enjoying the video. I think that I wish I could touch myself, like I see the girl next to me doing to herself. The video ends in about 5 minutes, and she starts another one up. Great action on screen, and the girl is obviously enjoying it too. This goes on for another thirty minutes. My cock is so in need of a touch. The woman tells the girl to go to the next site, more videos. Same routine, but now the girl opens her pants and lifts her shirt. The woman gives her a look of disdain. The girl says "Oh, come on! How can I sit here and do nothing?! You're just as turned on as he is."

The woman says "Well, I guess it can't hurt. He is restrained." And she then takes her skirt off. No panties - cool! "How about me?" I ask. "Well, we are seeing the desired effects. I guess it can't hurt to help you," the woman says as she lifts her feet up to my cock. I almost lose it right then, and quickly regain my composure. As we watch she slowly massages my cock and balls with her feet. "A real pro," I think to myself as she's doing things to me in ways that are really satisfying. There's a knock at the door. "Oh shit!" I say as I hear the door open. "Mandy, Karla, are you here?" a woman's voice calls. "In here," the girl responds, not even trying to cover me or her up. "Do all the guys in this neighborhood do nothing but jerk off at the computer?" the new woman asks as she looks at me. "And you two - still joining in, huh?" she laughs.

"Alright, finish up, we need to move on." The women start to re-dress, and I ask "Please??!" looking down at my throbbing cock. "You do it," the new woman says to the girl. "Do I have to? Again?" she answers. The two women stand and look at her with raised eyebrows. The girl then takes me in hand and begins pumping. She's not happy about it. "Um, there's some lube in the drawer," I suggest. "Fine!" she scoffs, gets the lube and pours it on me. She keeps pumping away. "Come on, cum already!" she says angrily. But knowing that it bothers her, I try to hold back for as long as I can. She works on me with one hand, then the other, then back to the first. I'm moaning and writhing in pleasure, but not cumming. All these years of edging are really coming in handy (pun intended). Ten minutes must have passed by now and she's still pumping. "My god," the new woman says, "Am I going to have to do it for you?" The girl says "I'm doing the best that I can. He just won't cum." and she slaps by balls. "Yes!!!" I scream out as I begin shooting streams of cum into the air, my back arched backwards. I cum hard and I cum long. I'm out of breath from my orgasm, my body shivering in pleasure....

No, I'm not dead. Overworked and underfucked - yes, dead - no. Its been a hella long and busy past few weeks so I haven't been able to post. Argh! Anyway, here's some random thoughts for today and, of course, TMI at the end.

I think I'm finally over the worst of the allergies that plagued me in May, as well as a sinus infection. I had a hard time running all of May. Sunday's run in the rain was one of the best since April.

Flickr porn is a wonderful thing. There's one person that's blocking me, and I wish there was a way for me to make amends so they will un-block me.

I'm editing my link list on the right side. Hopefully I'll have it done by the end of the week. I wish there were an easy way to do it rather than type in all that html code. I'm open to suggestions if you have any.

Mmmm, beer. Support you local microbrew or brew pub! Ask me for suggestions.

TMI Tuesday:
1. Should guys wear pink? Sure, a pink oxford shirt looks great especially if you have a tan (but not a sunburn). Pink pants, t-shirt, socks - probably not. Pink dress shorts - maybe if they have little lobsters or palm trees embroidered on them. Pink underwear - well, I do already. I kind of think of it as my little secret under my clothes.

2. Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed? Open if it is just a peck on the lips or cheek. Closed if it is more than that - closing my eyes really helps me concentrate on how it feels.

3. What is the first "non-physical" feature you tend to notice about a person you find attractive? Voice. I talk to a lot of different people on the phone throughout the day about various technical issues. I've never met most of them, and we don't talk about our personal lives, so their voice is the only thing I know about them. There are certain people who have very attractive voices, so even if I'm disagreeing with them, its tough to feel anger.

4. Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex? Oh yes! Showering or bathing with her is lots 'o fun!

5. Would you rather receive amazing oral sex or have amazing sex? Hmm, two different animals there. Receiving amazing oral sex is all about my pleasure. Having amazing sex is all about her pleasure. Do I really have to decide?! lol

Bonus (as in optional): If you could say anything you wanted anonymously to anyone, without identifying that person, what would you say? "Just because you thought your father should have finished off Saddam doesn't mean that you have to waste American lives and tax dollars to prove yourself to him. He would be more impressed if you accomplished something good in your life."

Argh! If you read this yesterday, I forgot to add that these are my answers to TMI Tuesday.

1. Have you ever used foods in your sexual activities (ie; whipped cream, syrup, popsicles) and how did you use them? We do like to use a chocolate body lotion from Origins and a vanilla lotion from Bath & Body Works.

2. If your SO asked you to get them off using only your toes - would you do it and how? Sure!! Being the guy that I am I would apply my toes directly to her pubic area. I know, I should start with massaging her back with my feet, then move to the erogenous zones.

3. Would you ever participate in an orgy? Have you? I haven't, and I fantasize about participating in one. However, when I think about it in a practical sense, I'm not sure it would ever happen: None of my friends seem like the orgy type, and they just don't turn me on like that. I'd have to make new "orgy friends." The assumption is then that they would like to have sex with me as much as I'd like to have sex with them. Not that I'd mind being at an orgy and just looking (and going at it solo).

4. What can a lover do to turn you on instantly? Put her feet in my lap. I love to give her a foot massage, and she really can do wonders on me with her feet.

5. Describe your favorite piece of lingerie or undergarments on yourself or your mate. (PICS PLEASE!!!) No pics of her in her lingerie, but here's a picture of me in a pair of her panties.

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Oh, and I did promise a certain someone that I'd post a picture of my pubic hair that I haven't trimmed since February, so here's that one too.

Bonus (as in optional): Describe the best orgasm you've ever had. ;) Aren't they all good?! We've had some great orgasms together, but I think the best ones have been on my own after very long sessions of edging.

The curious reader (and isn't that everyone who visits?) is wondering how I did at the Broad Street 10-Mile race. I did pretty good, beating last year's time by 30 seconds and a new personal record. I'm pretty happy with the result. I would be overjoyed if it weren't for the fact that I was sick during the run - last week I came down with some sort of sinus infection. I felt good when I ran the Monday and Thursday previous to the race. But by Sunday morning, my asthma kicked in more than usual. I took my medicine as I usually do, and I still couldn't breath well all through the race. I just kept thinking "As long as I keep moving I can finish," no matter how hard it was getting to breath. As the miles ticked by, I noticed that my times were not getting any longer. Had I been healthy, I could have kicked some serious butt on that course. Oh well, there's the Philly Distance Run (half marathon) in September...

Now the TMI portion of the post:

1. What sight, sound, smell, object or whatever most remind you of a special someone? It would be smell, and those smells would be vanilla and one of the Calvin Klein perfumes. I've been buying her vanilla-scented lotions and such for a long time. I just love the scent. She's been wearing a Calvin Klein perfume (can't remember which one) since before I met her, so it "is" her.

2. Favourite body part/parts of the opposite (or same) sex? Opposite sex: feet and legs. If you've been reading my blog you know that I have a huge fetish for women's feet and legs. Can't get enough...

3. Do you prefer to give or receive? Its a circle - one gives something to someone to receive something, one receives something then gives something in return. It may not be a physical object, it could be an emotion. Even those who give with no expectation of anything in return receive something.

4. One night stands- What's the protocol? Stay the night or get the hell outta there? Never had one. It depends on the circumstances I guess.

5. What is the strangest place you've had sex? Please give me some ideas! We've lead a pretty boring sex life so far.

Bonus (as in optional): How old were you when you lost your virginity? Who was it to? Describe the event. Too embarrassing to tell. That would be way too much information. Suffice it to say that both parties were satisfied.

Less than a week to the Broad Street Run. Thank you to everyone who's wished me good luck. One more run later this week and I'll be all set. Anyone that's in Philly can meet me at the Lost Runners tent at the end of the race.

It Tuesday, and here's your dose of Too Much Information:

1. Ideal amount of sex per week? Once per day. Twice is even better. That being said, I'm at the once per week level right now, and I've not been at the once per day level for more than a stretch of three days in a long time.

2. Ever had an online affair? No. Flirting, yes. And its not that I have anything against on-line affairs. I'd be more than open to having one if there are any volunteers out there, wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more, say no more.

3. Are you a member of the mile high club? Nope. And I've done my share of flying too.

4. Are you prejudice against any particular group of people? "Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands." as Austin Powers would say. Seriously though, I'm probably prejudice against lawyers. No, I haven't had any bad experiences with lawyers. One of my favorite bloggers is a lawyer, and a girl I had a big crush on in college is a lawyer. But, this is the engineer in me speaking, the US has too many lawyers and not enough engineers. Our society has become litigious while the technical skills and advances of other countries grows and grows. Ok, I'm off my soapbox. I better put up my shield as the arrows will be raining down any minute now.

5. What constitutes bad sex? Premature ejaculation (guilty - but only a few times). Bad body odor (not guilty - I like to be clean before having sex).

Bonus (as in optional): Can females ejaculate? Can you do this? I believe so, although I've not yet experienced it first hand. I think my SO can do this but hasn't - I remember more than a few times that she's said in the heat of the moment that she needs to pee, which is a sign of the female ejaculation. I cannot do this as I'm not a female. However, if I were a female, I'd do everything I could to do so!