Friday, May 06, 2011

May is National Masturbation Month

I might be telling you old news, May is National Masturbation Month as cited here, here, here, and here.

Now that I'm aware of it I have to catch up on not doing the deed for the last 5 days and also today. Looks like I'll have a happy and busy weekend ahead of me ;)

"So how does Sheen do it?" you may be asking. When I have the time for a long session, I like to shower first. This gives me a chance to shave everything smooth and be clean. Scented body lotion all over. I put on some pretty lingerie to wear - garter belt and stockings, a nice bra, panties, and maybe a pair of heels. The tactile and visual sensations that lingerie brings to me really get me horny. Then I head over to the computer with a towel and lotion to surf for pictures, videos, and blogs to read about your sexy exploits for an hour or so. Since masturbation alone is no fun I'll find a cam site. However, I haven't really found one that I love (Please, please let me know if you know of a good one!). Then I'll call the phone sex line that I've been using for many years. I do like the exhibitionist nature of cams and calls. The nature of the calls vary depending on my mood and how pervy my mind is that day. In any case, by the end of the call I'm usually very well worked up and have had an intense orgasm. Back to the shower...

Tell me how you do it. Favorite place, article of clothing, picture, video, method, toy? Better yet, send me a picture and you'll know that you've helped me celebrate!

6 comments:

badside said...

Oh wow, great post Sheen! You inspired today's post at the Badside! Thanks!

heelsnstocking said...

Lay back on my bed, wearing my heels and with my hitachi wand :)

Picture of said scenario and shoes on blog this week for me HNT

Nick said...

Sheen, you know me and all the ways I do it as thgey are all on my blog! I don't think I have any other variations that are NOT already on the blog!

I still find that Alt.com and AFF.com are the best sites for chat and a good time together, yes it takes time to find a nice chat, but once inthe mood it can be a lovely 1 hour playtime!

the late phoenix said...

finally a month that speaks to me!

Tights Lover said...

Who knew? Good thing May is 31 days long :).

Vicoprofen said...

Thats great.Must be the interesting time in may.I am desperately waiting for it..

Thanks
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