Masturbation Survey

I found this survey during my web surfing today. Thought it might be interesting.

Are you male or female? M
How old are you? 39
At what age did you start masturbating? 11
How many times a week do you masturbate? >1, I try not to masturbate in subserviance to her, although there are times that I fail.
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? 90%. Its tough not to.

Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Yes, ~60%
In the shower? Yes, ~10%
In the bath? Yes, but I shower more than use the tub.
At the computer? Yes, ~30%
Outdoors? Yes. Its been a long time and it feels so nice to feel the breeze or even the rain.
At work? No
Every room in the house? Yes, except for the crawl space under the house - its just not arousing down there!
In a parked car? Yes, a long time ago.
In a car while traveling along the interstate? Yes, the last time was about a year ago.

What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? No
A friend? No
A friend's spouse? No
A stranger? Yes, not frequently though.
A student? No.
A co-worker? No
A member of the same sex? No
A past lover? No
I usually fantasize about the person(s) who's pictures I'm looking at.

What position do you play in:
On your back? Yes
Standing? Yes
Kneeling? Yes
Sitting? Yes

How do you play:
With left hand? Yes
With right hand? Yes
With a toy? Sometimes, I have a vibrator that I use occasionally.
With water from bath, Jacuzzi or shower? No, but I do like to masturbate in the shower occasionally.

What porn do you use to masturbate:
Written erotica? It gets me in the mood, but I need more to cum.
Pictures? Very much so, either on the computer or looking at Leg Show magazine.
Movie clips online? Another source that gets me in the mood. I'm too cheap to buy the full-length clips, and the downloadable samples just aren't long enough for me to stroke it until climax.
Videos? Rarely. Another mood-setting source. For me, I can never find the "right" scene that's long enough to get me to orgasm.
Something on TV? Nope.

What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? Mostly as I like to see the interaction between the two, especially if the woman is dominating or in control of the man. But the scene has to be centered on the woman. I *love* to hear the noises women make during sex!
Gay or lesbian sex? Watching lesbians is such a turn on for me!
Group sex or orgies? Sometimes. It seems like the directors of group sex videos really break up the flow of things to make it interesting.
Blow jobs/oral sex? If they are the Point-of-View videos where the guy is holding the camera and the viewer sees his cock and what the woman is doing to it. I like to hear her voice, see her facial expressions, and all the things she does to get him to cum. I'm not really interested in seeing the guys reaction (other than cumming).
Cumshots? See above
Anal? Only if the woman is really into it.
Interracial? Color and/or race doesn't really matter. The only things that matter are if they are having great sex and its entertaing.
Age play? Not really.
S&M? Some of it is interesting, it all depends on the actors.
Role playing? See above.
Kinky? See above.

Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? No
A chat room dialogue? Yes, several times.
Exchanged stories or pictures? Yes, a couple of times.

Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Yes.
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes - for a few different women.
Masturbated for the same sex? No.
Masturbated in a group? No, but I'd like to try it some time. It would be a lot of fun!
Masturbated for a photo? Self-portraits - yes, taken by another - no.
Masturbated for a webcam? No, don't own one.
Masturbated for a video? Not yet, although I've been thinking about it.

Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Not usually.
Insert something or play with your ass? Occasionally. I have a vibrator that I use once in a while.
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? No.
Use pain as a method of playing? I like a good slap on the ass (or many!).

For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? I usually lick up the pre-cum.
When was the last time you masturbated? Last week, at home, on the bed, while talking on the phone.
Are you wet or hard now? Yes
Are you going to masturbate now? Yes!
Are you a masturbation addict? Most likely.
What is the most you have played in one day? Most orgasms - probably 5; longest time playing - 12 hours.