Let's do TMI Tuesday #107 first! My answers are kind of boring this week.



1. If they kept stats of your sex life like they do in sports, what would you lead the league in? What all time record would you hold? I'm pretty much average. I mean, not that I've compared stats with others, or had enough partners (or had partners that had many partners) to really get a sense of placement. I'm no porn star, and I'm no monk either.

2. What song gets you in the mood to have sex? Best music to fuck to? Best music to make love to? I can't think of any song in particular that gets me in the mood, and I can't say that we purposely listen to music while having sex. If the radio/stereo/TV is on, then its on, but we don't turn them on if they're not.

3. Where is your favorite place to have sex in your house/apartment? On the bed - its a queen size and comfortable. Not enough room on the couches and the floors are too hard.

4. Have you taken/asked for a girls panties before? Nope, never did. I'm surprised by my answer given my fascination with women's underwear.

5. What makes a kiss a great to you? Lots of lips and tongue, and it has to be long. I hate those quick pecks on the lips. I want some lip and tongue interaction.


Bonus: Who pays for a date? If the girl asks a guy out, does she pay? I always do, even if the girl offers to do so, unless its just delivered food and it gets there before I do.

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Buckeyes 9-0!! Penn State had the potential to make it a more even game. They had the crowd and the talent, and they just couldn't bring it together. Ohio State effectively took the crowd out of the game by the middle of the second quarter by using physical instead of audible signals to call the plays, and by not allowing the scores to get too close. Next up is Wisconsin at OSU. Look for me in the crowd - I'll be wearing scarlet & gray.

The 1/2 marathon is only 19 days away. I haven't run since the race on 10/20 due to shin splints. The swelling is down and I'm walking pretty much without pain or a limp. I've been doing some strengthening exercises and stretches that have helped a lot. I know I should not rush back into running too soon, but 19 days is going to go by quickly. Argh!

"In Heaven there is no beer..."

...that why there's Philly Beer Week - March 7-16, 2008. Start making your plans now before its too late!!

TMI Tuesday #106

1. What are your 7 favorite tactile things that turn you on? Sex (like oral, or penetrative) cannot be an answer. (Examples: silk, light tickling, etc). Silk (e.g. panties), nylon (e.g. hosiery), finger nails lightly brushing my skin, feet touching just about anywhere (especially down there), water jets from a shower handle, cool hands (not cold!), and not wearing any underwear.

2. What are your non-genital erogenous zones and what do you like done to them? My chest and neck, and I like it when they are kissed and massaged. I love the feel of her feet on my chest.

3. What sounds get you sexually charged? A woman having an orgasm. A woman speaking with an accent - she could say just about anything from speaking seductively and sultrily, or dominant and foul-mouthed. Or she could be the host of a cooking show - Nigella just drives me wild! Just listening to her voice as she cooks, oh baby!!

4. After losing your virginity, what is the longest you’ve gone without penetrative sex? From here to Denmark. Oh, you mean in time. Do'h! Well then, about 3 months.

5. What is your least favorite sexual position? Why don't you like it? On the bottom. Sure, its easier on the bottom (as Kramer says "Let them do all the work."), but I have more fun on top. When I'm on the bottom she has more control of the pace, and I can't thrust in & out how I like.

Bonus (as in optional):If you could sexually dominate or submit to 5 people - any 5, currently living or deceased - which 5 would it be? I'd submit to all of them: Ditta Von Tesse, Aliza (see Fantasy #2), Sabrina, Anias, Sea Rabbit, and Athena Lourdes (I've actually had the pleasure of submitting to her).

The thrill of victory:
Buckeyes 8-0!! Next up: at Penn State. A game in Happy Valley is always a tough one as the crowd has a huge influence on the game.


The agony of defeat:
1. The Indians lost. Arghh!! They just didn't seem to have it in them the last two games. Arghh!!


2. I ran, or I should say hobbled, through a 5K on Saturday. I'm pretty sure I have shin splints in my right leg as reported two weeks ago. I did the RICE thing (rest, ice, compression, elevation) for about the last ten days and thought I could run fine on Saturday. No dice. I ran somewhat well for the first half, then slowed with the least amount of limp that I could handle for the last half. And then we determined that the course wasn't a full 5K. Everyone I spoke to said that their times were at least 2 minutes faster than any previous 5K ran. I finished in 21:25 which is well below my previous best time despite my leg. The organizers said they GPSed it twice. They should have really used a measuring wheel to measure it. And they only went 1 deep in the awards. Cute Girl won her age division, and I could have placed 2nd in mine if my leg were OK. Now I know the lesson: RICE until its better, even if it means missing a race that Cute Girl is at.

Buckeyes 7-0!! #1 in the BCS rankings!! Not much more to say without fear of a jinx.

TMI Tuesday #105 (Dating Edition)

1. What was the first movie you saw on a date? I think it was "St. Elmo's Fire". I had already seen it but she had not. Not much of a date movie, and I was too nervous to be much of a date.

2. Who was the first person you kissed on a date? [First name is fine.] Kathy, maybe? Yes, I think it was her.

3. Where was the first place you ever "parked" (on a date)? My dating life in high school was pretty lame. No, it was very lame. No parking for me.

4. Have you ever gone on a date with someone you met via the Internet? If not, would you? Nope. I would give it a try if I were on the market - its such the 2007 thing to do (okay, maybe I'm off by a few years). How else would I be able to find someone that's into Star Trek, homebrewing, running, photography, baking, doesn't mind me crossdressing, would like to go shopping, likes to wear lingerie, watch porn, and love to receive foot massages? Nope, nothing on Match.com, Facebook, Alt. com or Google. Ok, maybe I should start at just one of these things...

5. What is the most romantic thing you have done on a first date? See #3 above. I'm not much of a dater. Well, there was dinner and then a walk to the Philly Art Museum to see the Christmas decorations.

Bonus (as in optional): Describe the best date you have ever been on. How about the worst? In college I was set up with a date for a sorority Halloween party. The girl was very nice - great looks, personality, and smart. We started off at some one's apartment drinking beer. Later we went to the party and there was nothing but wine coolers (this was in the late '80's). I had one or two and was fine at the party. Later we all went to the sorority house. That's when the "Beer before liquor, never sicker" hit me. I was in the bathroom feeling just awful for a long time. I wanted to toss my cookies just to get it over with, but that would not be cool. I told her I wasn't feeling well and left. I was so embarrassed by the whole thing that we went out just one more time. Argh!

Do you know fellow blogger Underboob? Now that you've clicked on the link and have come back to my blog, now go to WMMR's Philly's Hottest Underboob contest and vote for her (she's on page 2).

Do you watch The Office? Do you watch The Colbert Report? Do you think it would be a great idea to have Stephen Colbert interview Michael Scott, a regional manager of Dunder Mifflin, on The Colbert Report?

Well, since this is my blog, I, of course, do! Let it be documented here that I challenge Stephen Colbert to interview Michael Scott on The Colbert Report. Dwight K. Schrute could come along. Even Toby.

We all know that there ain't no party like a Scranton party!

That is all.
Sheen V

Buckeyes 6-0!! Kent State should be an easy win this weekend.

Race Report: Ran a 5K this past weekend, finished 3rd Place in my age group, and a personal record for this course! Hoo-rah! I was hoping for a faster time than 23 minutes as I've been trying to run a sub-22 minute 5K all year. Maybe next race ... but I've had a touch of tendinitis on my lower right leg, just above the ankle on the inside for the last month or so. It bothers me more when I'm walking. I've been icing it at night and I take an Motrin once a day to help.

TMI Tuesday #104

1. Wash up, cuddle or fall asleep? That's the usual order - wash up, cuddle, then fall asleep. I suppose one could eliminate the 'wash up' part depending on what it is that needs washed and if there are alternate ways of cleaning without leaving the bed.

2. Have you ever fake orgasms? No, for men it's pretty obvious if we've had one or not.

3. In any 24 hour period, what is the most number of time you have ever had sex? Three times. This needs to go higher, and I'm willing to give it the old college try to do so.

4. Have you ever had sex or give/received oral sex while you were driving a car? Not yet. I do remember one time a bunch of us were driving back from Chicago. I looked over at the car next to us and saw this guy with a look of panic on his face. A few minutes later I looked again and then noticed the top of a head going up and down between him and the steering wheel. Bingo! He was getting some!

5. What do you think the average number of sexual partners your sex has in their lifetime (so for me a male)? Do you think most people lie when asked? Hmmm, I'll guess 8. Depending on who's doing the asking, most people will lie and say more. I mean, if a telemarketer called I'd have no problem lying ("20. Yes, I've had 20 partners. Each and everyone totally satisfied. Um, hold on, there's a knock at the door. Make that 21 in about 30 minutes.") On the other hand, if it were the local church taking the poll, then the number would go down ("Only one, and it really wasn't sex sex. It was more like trying to steal home from 3rd base and getting trapped between 3rd base and home, then having the catcher knock me over.")

Bonus (as in optional): Can men and women be "just friends?" (Explain) I say they can if the separation was amicable and they both felt the same way. If one person still has feelings for the other (good or bad), then probably not.

I saw this over at the vault of awesomeness and just had to share it! (Thank you searabbit for the help!!)

Buckeyes 5-0!! The season is now getting tougher with Purdue this Saturday in West Lafayette, IN. If you're going to the game, don't forget to say "boy howdy!" a few times and eat at the Triple XXX "On the hill, but on the level".

The next big race I'm running is the Philly 1/2 Marathon in November. After running the Distance Run a few weeks ago I decided that training for a full marathon in two months is not a good idea. Possibly next year if I start training after the Broad Street Run in May. Between now and November I'll be running a few 5K's - Autumn is a great season for running.

TMI Tuesday #103


1. Early bird or night owl? In college I was a night owl. I could get more things done during the quiet nights. Too many distractions during the day. The darkness and stillness seems to make the environment smaller and more intimate, even in a large outdoor area on clear night with all the stars out, or in a big city with lots of people and lights. Lately I'm more of an early bird, rising early on the weekends to go on a long run through the surrounding neighborhoods. Again, very quiet and calm.

2. If you could only be one, would you rather be smart or good looking? Smart. Personality goes a long way too, and can make up for what others may consider to be a lack of looks.

3. Do you gossip? Sometimes. Never at work; occasionally with the neighbors about 'hood stuff. Like a few weeks ago when a car pulled up in front of my house. I was just mowing my lawn. A lady got out and started taking pictures of the house across the street. She then pulled her car into their driveway, got out, and started screaming "Adultery! You aren't divorced yet! Stay away from my husband you hussy!" This went on for a time until the woman's husband came out of the house to calm her down - not. They went inside and the wife came out with her son and drove away all the while still yelling "You're not divorced!" The lady that owns the house came out later to apologize. Something like this doesn't happen in our "Mayberry" neighborhood so I had to tell the other neighbors. That family keeps to themselves, no one really knows them, and this all happened outside, so I didn't see any harm in sharing this bit of gossip.

4. On a scale of 1-10, how adventurous are you? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest) Maybe a 6. No jumping out of perfectly good airplanes with only a parachute for me. There's a difference between the ratings for what I've actually done in my life versus my mindset. There's a lot of things that I'd say "Yes, I'd do that" but not actually getting around to do them.

5. On a scale of 1-10, how good a kisser do you think you are? I'm guessing a 5, about average. I've never had anyone say "Wow! Great kiss!" or "Yuck! Get away from me!" I really enjoy kissing. Any volunteers to rate me? lol


Bonus (as in optional): What do you consider the biggest turn on out of the following? a) lingerie b) movies c) toys d) role playing e) leather f) none of this does anything for me. All other things being equal, Lingerie does it for me. It provides visual and tactile sensations. C'mon, that's what got me into crossdressing!