Okay, I know I said last week that this bog is turning into TMI Tuesday posts, and I don't want that to happen. But (...everyone has a big but) I don't have much to say since last week.

I entered two of my homebrew beers in a local homebrewing contest recently. Before they announced the results, I read my scoring sheets. The first one, a stout, scored pretty well. A few points higher than last year's entry. I didn't think much of it. The other scored far below this. At first I was stunned. I didn't think it was great, but not as bad as it was scored. The feedback is invaluable though. That's why I entered them into the contest. Anyway, I stuck around until the awards ceremony just to see who did win. They went through the first few categories and my "bad" beer didn't place and I didn't expect it to. Then they reached the category for my "good" beer. I was again stunned as they called my name for 2nd Place!! I thought it was good, but not anywhere near as good as some of the people who've been brewing for longer that I have, and brewed with a full-grain mash, not the grain/extract mash that I do. Now I've got me a big red ribbon and a gift certificate to a restaurant. Yippee!!

Now on to the questions:

1. Commando: Sexy or disgusting? Do you have a "best" commando story? Depends on who and where. If it is some smelly, creepy person - no way! If it is her in a skirt and we're out on the town - yahoo!! No good story for me. Add this to the list of things to do.

2. Foreplay: Is there such a thing as too much? Only if it results in a premature ejaculation. Otherwise, I *love* lots of foreplay.

3. Oral sex: Good if you are getting? Good is you are giving? Equally ewwwww? Good both ways, especially if it is at the same time!

4. Orgasm: Is one per night enough or does the first one just get your motor running? Depends on the amount of foreplay. If the foreplay has been going on for a long, long time, then the orgasm pretty much completes me. But then again, that's how it usually goes for me.

5. Morning sex: "Oh hell yes!", "Well if I have, too." or "Just get in the shower and go to work." I *love* morning sex. I also love sex just out of the shower. Once the thought of sex is in my mind in the morning, I pretty much have to get some or I'm a horn-dog all day.

Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever had anonymous sex? Have you ever had an orgasm without at least knowing your partner's last name? No. Add that to the list.

Okay, I know this TMI Tuesday is a day late. I had President's Day off and that's thrown me off the wave. And I can't believe I haven't posted since last Tuesday. I really don't want this blog to degenerate into just TMI posts.

Running season has started again with a run last Saturday. Yep, it was cold (~20 F). And it was a justifiable reason to wear running tights in public. Not as sensual as wearing pantyhose (ok, I confess, the pantyhose were on underneath), but they do feel good. And many of the women running also wore tights rather than running pants, so I had something to look at during the race.

As you may have noticed, I added a chat widget at the bottom of the right column. Hopefully I'll be on-line when someone is reading this blog and we can chat.

On with the questions. Would you rather...
1. be famous now & forgotten after you die or forgotten now & famous after you die, forever? & Why?
Be famous after I die. With fame comes too many problems - people would hound me for my money, time, advice, and pictures, I'd have no free or private time to myself.

2. give blood or read Hamlet? & Why?
Read Hamlet. I'm too much of a pussy to give blood. Giving blood for drug/cholesterol tests is enough to make me feel feint.

3. be extravagantly rich, but hated by others or be well loved and admired, but dirt poor? & Why?
Poor, I'm sure I could sponge off of those that love and admire me ;)

4. be imprisoned for the rest of your life or kill someone? & Why?
Be imprisoned, I have too much respect for human life to kill. But that would also depend on the prison. I'm sure if I were in one of those prisons where one gets raped everyday, I'd eventually go crazy and try to kill.

5. fight Mike Tyson or talk like him? & Why?
Fight Mike Tyson. I'd run around the ring until he tires out, then let him hit me once. I'd willingly hit the mat and not come up. Talking like him would be a never-ending curse.

Bonus (as in optional): Who would you kill if you were guaranteed to get away with it? No one. I thought about the bad people in the world, but there are too many of them to make a difference if only one is killed. Even the very evil heads of state. Take one out and there's another one right behind ready to take over.

TMI Tuesday...The Valentine's Day Edition.

1. Have you had sex with another person in 2007? Yes!! Averaging once per week. Have you passed on an opportunity to sex with another person in 2007? No.

2. What is the funniest thing you have ever said or done during sex? (Orgasmic facial expressions do not count.) "A knee to the groin, even if it was a mistake, still does not make the boys happy."

3. What is the first thing you notice about a member of the opposite sex? If I can see their faces, its the eyes. If its a rear view, then its their ass. Unless, of course, she's wearing a skirt or shorts, then its her legs even if she's facing me.

4. What is the best pick-up line you have ever heard? Can't say that I've heard one that is the best. Most are just cheesy. Every used? Nope, don't use 'em. Ever been used on you? Cant' really remember any being used on me - maybe that's the sign of a good one.

5. Where is the most unique place you have ever had sex? Costa Rica. Unique for me, but probably not unique for the millions of people that actually live in Costa Rica. They would probably say Philly is the most unique place they've had sex if they've ever been here.

Bonus (as in optional): Do you pee in the shower? Occasionally. If so, has any SO known that you pee in the shower? No. Has any SO peed in the shower? Never asked, never looked. That's the way it should be.

Did you see The Police perform at the Grammy's? Incredible!! Here's the link to the tour. I hope I can get tickets if the come to Philly.

Car update: I finally got my car back from the collision repair shop last week. It looks great!! They did an excellent job, and the owner even gave me credit for a coupon that they publish in the local newspaper. This cut my out-of-pocket expense in half. Now I hope I can keep her another 5 years or more.

We went to the Philly Car Show over the weekend. Lots of beautiful cars all around. I'll post pictures either here or at my Flicker account. It still beats me why more manufacturer's don't make more fuel effiecient cars. Fuel efficient doesn't always mean poor performance or low quality. Take the Honda Civic or the Cooper Mini as examples. Both have plenty of power and are very stylish for moderately priced cars. Both of which may be the replacement for my Accord in 5 years. Ford had a concept car on display, the Reflex pictured below. Its a uniquely styled car and I think is supposed to have a hybrid or alternatively fueled engine. But why wait for the technology to come down in price? Just put a standard gasoline engine it it and they'd sell them like hot cakes.




"Shaguar!!"



Off of my soap box. Has anyone heard from Feetman lately? Looks like his site has been taken over, again.

I may have to go shopping on Thursday - all of the Valentine's Day lingerie will be on sale!!!

TMI Tuesday

Let's all play along: TMI Tuesday

1. Have you ever had sex in a friend's house/apartment/car/whatever... but not with that friend? Does your friend know? No - I'll add this to the "To Do" list.

2. Have you ever sat at your computer naked? Very often!! How else does one surf for porn?

3. If you are sure you WOULD get caught, is there anyone (known personally, celebrity, fictional character) you'd cheat with? Sure! Here is a post here of those women, and there are two more pictures just a few posts down.

4. Have you ever photocopied a body part? Yes, just a hand.

5. Just how rigid are your standards: Is there anyone out there (say, a celebrity), that you'd do, just to say you scored? (We aren't talking a dreamy celebrity i.e. Brad Pitt or Jennifer Aniston; we are talking Mick Jagger, Dick Chenney, or the Queen of England.) Given those choices - no way!

6. Have you ever contacted a “lost love” years later? Yes. Not long after I met my current SO, I ran into two girls with whom I went to college at a bar after a Cubs baseball game. This was about 5 years after college. Since I had just started seeing my SO, I figured I'd test the waters with the "lost love", but it didn't really go any where.

7. What was the worst thing your SO ever caught you doing? Masturbating - see question #2. What was the worst thing your parents ever caught you doing? One time when I was in 8th grade I went up to my room after school to change clothes and masturbate. Usually not a problem. However, that day I wanted some of the good material that my brother had in his room. The folks were down stairs so, feeling rather cavalier, I walked down the hall to his room in just a shirt. I got to his room and found the magazines. When I got up to leave, I heard Dad walking up the stairs. I quickly jumped behind my brother's bed, hoping Dad would go to his room and not see me. Not to be. He came into my brother's room to get something out of his closet (they shared it) and saw me sitting between the bed and wall. Not sure what he saw as I had the shirt pulled down around my waist and legs. I just told him I was looking for something under the bed and waited for him to leave. It was a close enough call to induce shrinkage. Did you ever do either of those things again? Of course!

8. What is the shortest period of time you've ever gone between sex with two different sexual partners in separate sessions (that means threesomes don't count unless they are separate threesomes)? Too long.

9. Besides the usual (lingerie, sexy shoes, etc.), what's the sexiest thing your SO can wear? Short shorts - short enough that I can see the bottom curve of her ass below the bottom of the shorts.

10. Have you ever masturbated with a house hold object (other than a sex toy)? If so what? Yes, rubber gloves, ice, candles, a honeydew melon, lingerie, and probably more that I can't think of now.

Bonus (as in optional): For you girls out there...what size boobs do you have? For you guys, how many inches are you packing? Hmmm, that depends on how aroused I am, currently 8-1/2".

I'm getting that shopping itch again. I haven't been out shopping for women's clothes in too long of a time. I really need like an entire day to myself for shopping. Get up, take a nice long bath, shave, put on a nice camisole, panty, stockings, women's khakis, a blouse, and women's shoes. Go to the local coffee house for some breakfast, then off to the mall. Shopping on the Internet is not much fun. Inspiring, yes. Nothing is better than seeing clothes and shoes in person. In person, one is able to touch the material, try the clothes on, see how it drapes on the body. There are a lot more stores than these at which I shop, but the others don't have web sites. Conversely, Victoria's Secret has a great web site, but they don't carry their outerwear clothes in the stores. Of course, I could spend all day there buying lingerie!

Lately I've been looking at these pants from New York & Co.



pants and shoes from Banana Republic




and pants from The Gap


For shoes, I like Nine West